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Smokex288 02/16/23 2:19:42 PM #1:	https://ibb.co/my4zPkF Idk how to play really, and I told her I always win... I'm black <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971610023] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>https://ibb.co/my4zPkFIdk how to play really, and I told her I always win... I'm black</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 02/16/23 2:20:16 PM #2:	Accept defeat. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:971610031] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Accept defeat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 02/16/23 2:20:17 PM #3:	Have you tried beads --- I only come here when I'm at work http://error1355.com/ce/Tappor.html <cite>Tappor posted [p:971610033] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Have you tried beads</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/16/23 2:20:56 PM #4:	Are you gonna get sex if you beat her? --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:971610048] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Are you gonna get sex if you beat her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 2:21:15 PM #5:	NeonTentacles posted... Are you gonna get sex if you beat her? I don't think so. We're coworkers <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971610055] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>NeonTentacles posted... </cite><quote>Are you gonna get sex if you beat her?</quote>I don't think so. We're coworkers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 02/16/23 2:21:22 PM #6:	Knight to E7 ~~I dont know the alphanumeric stuff and havent played a single game in years~~ --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:971610060] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Knight to E7I dont know the alphanumeric stuff and havent played a single game in years</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 02/16/23 2:23:55 PM #7:	CE always gotta make it about black vs white, smh --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:971610128] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>CE always gotta make it about black vs white, smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 02/16/23 2:26:08 PM #8:	e6 then clear out that bishop and castle for starters. Qa5 will pin that knight to the king so they can't move it. Get the a rook into an open file. --- Buffalo Bills <cite>theAteam posted [p:971610174] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>e6 then clear out that bishop and castle for starters. Qa5 will pin that knight to the king so they can't move it. Get the a rook into an open file.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 02/16/23 2:28:25 PM #9:	Stop cheating and get gud --- https://i.imgur.com/Y5Tq1gV.gif https://i.imgur.com/sgLkVQU.gif Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:971610231] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Stop cheating and get gud</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 2:32:13 PM #10:	theAteam posted... e6 then clear out that bishop and castle for starters. Qa5 will pin that knight to the king so they can't move it. Get the a rook into an open file. https://ibb.co/gJj5kSR Done. What now <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971610308] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>theAteam posted... </cite><quote>e6 then clear out that bishop and castle for starters. Qa5 will pin that knight to the king so they can't move it. Get the a rook into an open file.</quote>https://ibb.co/gJj5kSRDone. What now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 2:32:31 PM #11:	WaterLink posted... Stop cheating and get gud Never! <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971610317] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite><quote>Stop cheating and get gud</quote>Never!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 02/16/23 2:32:54 PM #12:	Either use your D5 pawn to take their E4 pawn if you want to simplify pieces (specifically knights) or move your E7 pawn up one if you want to develop your Bishop. Edit: Oops, a bit slow on my post. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:971610323] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Either use your D5 pawn to take their E4 pawn if you want to simplify pieces (specifically knights) or move your E7 pawn up one if you want to develop your Bishop.Edit: Oops, a bit slow on my post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 2:33:49 PM #13:	Her move https://ibb.co/gJj5kSR <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971610339] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Her move https://ibb.co/gJj5kSR</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 2:41:06 PM #14:	https://ibb.co/6tvGf76 She's trying to live my queen into her bishops path I believe. <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971610513] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>https://ibb.co/6tvGf76She's trying to live my queen into her bishops path I believe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 02/16/23 2:42:30 PM #15:	Smokex288 posted... https://ibb.co/6tvGf76 She's trying to live my queen into her bishops path I believe. Qa5 check and take the knight if she doesn't move it. --- Buffalo Bills <cite>theAteam posted [p:971610543] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Smokex288 posted... </cite><quote>https://ibb.co/6tvGf76She's trying to live my queen into her bishops path I believe.</quote>Qa5 check and take the knight if she doesn't move it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/16/23 2:44:07 PM #17:	Smokex288 posted... https://ibb.co/6tvGf76 She's trying to live my queen into her bishops path I believe. Shes about to fork your king and rook. Move one now or lose the rook --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:971610579] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Smokex288 posted... </cite><quote>https://ibb.co/6tvGf76She's trying to live my queen into her bishops path I believe.</quote>Shes about to fork your king and rook. Move one now or lose the rook</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 2:47:55 PM #18:	theAteam posted... Qa5 check and take the knight if she doesn't move it. Done. I'll post when she makes her move <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971610653] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>theAteam posted... </cite><quote>Qa5 check and take the knight if she doesn't move it.</quote>Done. I'll post when she makes her move </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 02/16/23 2:49:10 PM #19:	Open a game of chess in another window, and make yourself white in that game. Now copy all of her moves and play what the computer plays. --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. <cite>Lokison posted [p:971610679] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Open a game of chess in another window, and make yourself white in that game. Now copy all of her moves and play what the computer plays.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 2:50:34 PM #20:	Lokison posted... Open a game of chess in another window, and make yourself white in that game. Now copy all of her moves and play what the computer plays. Thatsv good idea! If I lose ill say this was. Warmup and do that. <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971610700] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted... </cite><quote>Open a game of chess in another window, and make yourself white in that game. Now copy all of her moves and play what the computer plays.</quote>Thatsv good idea! If I lose ill say this was. Warmup and do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 02/16/23 2:51:25 PM #21:	Smokex288 posted... Thatsv good idea! If I lose ill say this was. Warmup and do that. I try --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. <cite>Lokison posted [p:971610718] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Smokex288 posted... </cite><quote>Thatsv good idea! If I lose ill say this was. Warmup and do that.</quote>I try</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 02/16/23 2:53:18 PM #22:	Lokison posted... Open a game of chess in another window, and make yourself white in that game. Now copy all of her moves and play what the computer plays. Doesn't lichess (I assume they're on lichess) know when you're cheating this way? --- Buffalo Bills <cite>theAteam posted [p:971610761] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted... </cite><quote>Open a game of chess in another window, and make yourself white in that game. Now copy all of her moves and play what the computer plays.</quote>Doesn't lichess (I assume they're on lichess) know when you're cheating this way?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 2:55:28 PM #23:	theAteam posted... Doesn't lichess (I assume they're on lichess) know when you're cheating this way? What if you do it On a separate computer? <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971610811] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>theAteam posted... </cite><quote>Doesn't lichess (I assume they're on lichess) know when you're cheating this way?</quote>What if you do it On a separate computer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrangeVomitBad 02/16/23 2:55:55 PM #24:	let her win --- deal with it <cite>OrangeVomitBad posted [p:971610818] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>let her win</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 02/16/23 2:56:09 PM #25:	theAteam posted... Doesn't lichess (I assume they're on lichess) know when you're cheating this way? They only take action when they find it happens in rated games I'm pretty sure. They're just playing a casual game probably. But to me it's still kinda scummy to make her play the AI and tell her it's you because you're scared to lose or whatever other motive he has for this (to impress her?). Would be hilarious if she asks him to play an over the board game But to each their own. --- https://i.imgur.com/Y5Tq1gV.gif https://i.imgur.com/sgLkVQU.gif Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:971610825] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>theAteam posted... </cite><quote>Doesn't lichess (I assume they're on lichess) know when you're cheating this way?</quote>They only take action when they find it happens in rated games I'm pretty sure. They're just playing a casual game probably. But to me it's still kinda scummy to make her play the AI and tell her it's you because you're scared to lose or whatever other motive he has for this (to impress her?). Would be hilarious if she asks him to play an over the board gameBut to each their own. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 02/16/23 2:57:07 PM #26:	WaterLink posted... Would be hilarious if she asks him to play an over the board game We'll need to bring out the anal beads --- Buffalo Bills <cite>theAteam posted [p:971610843] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite><quote>Would be hilarious if she asks him to play an over the board game</quote>We'll need to bring out the anal beads</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 02/16/23 2:59:05 PM #27:	You resign now. <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:971610882] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>You resign now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 2:59:10 PM #28:	WaterLink posted... They only take action when they find it happens in rated games I'm pretty sure. They're just playing a casual game probably. But to me it's still kinda scummy to make her play the AI and tell her it's you because you're scared to lose or whatever other motive he has for this (to impress her?). Would be hilarious if she asks him to play an over the board game But to each their own. Are you really surprised there's a dude on gamefaqs cheating at chess? <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971610886] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite><quote>They only take action when they find it happens in rated games I'm pretty sure. They're just playing a casual game probably. But to me it's still kinda scummy to make her play the AI and tell her it's you because you're scared to lose or whatever other motive he has for this (to impress her?). Would be hilarious if she asks him to play an over the board gameBut to each their own.</quote>Are you really surprised there's a dude on gamefaqs cheating at chess?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 02/16/23 3:03:29 PM #29:	Smokex288 posted... Are you really surprised there's a dude on gamefaqs cheating at chess? Surprised? No. Think less of them because of it? Yeah. Nothing worse than just trying to improve my chess game and then I go review a game I lose and the opponent takes the same amount of time for each move no matter how difficult or obvious they might be and the accuracy is like 99. She wanted to play a game of chess against you. If she wanted to play against a CPU or an engine she could have just done that herself. But like I said, you do you man. --- https://i.imgur.com/Y5Tq1gV.gif https://i.imgur.com/sgLkVQU.gif Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:971611003] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Smokex288 posted... </cite><quote>Are you really surprised there's a dude on gamefaqs cheating at chess?</quote>Surprised? No. Think less of them because of it? Yeah. Nothing worse than just trying to improve my chess game and then I go review a game I lose and the opponent takes the same amount of time for each move no matter how difficult or obvious they might be and the accuracy is like 99.She wanted to play a game of chess against you. If she wanted to play against a CPU or an engine she could have just done that herself. But like I said, you do you man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 3:04:22 PM #30:	WaterLink posted... Surprised? No. Think less of them because of it? Yeah. Nothing worse than just trying to improve my chess game and then I go review a game I lose and the opponent takes the same amount of time for each move no matter how difficult or obvious they might be and the accuracy is like 99. She wanted to play a game of chess against you. If she wanted to play against a CPU or an engine she could have just done that herself. But like I said, you do you man. I can live with myself. Either give me input or don't. <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971611021] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite><quote>Surprised? No. Think less of them because of it? Yeah. Nothing worse than just trying to improve my chess game and then I go review a game I lose and the opponent takes the same amount of time for each move no matter how difficult or obvious they might be and the accuracy is like 99.She wanted to play a game of chess against you. If she wanted to play against a CPU or an engine she could have just done that herself. But like I said, you do you man.</quote>I can live with myself. Either give me input or don't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/16/23 3:30:59 PM #31:	I almost asked what you being black had to do with it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:971611608] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>I almost asked what you being black had to do with it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanardElastique 02/16/23 3:34:22 PM #32:	Smokex288 posted... I can live with myself. Either give me input or don't. My input; starting a relationship with lies isn't going to end well. --- ~ Canard Elastique ~ <cite>CanardElastique posted [p:971611681] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Smokex288 posted... </cite><quote>I can live with myself. Either give me input or don't.</quote>My input; starting a relationship with lies isn't going to end well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 3:46:29 PM #33:	CanardElastique posted... My input; starting a relationship with lies isn't going to end well. I'm not trying to date her so idc <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971611941] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>CanardElastique posted... </cite><quote>My input; starting a relationship with lies isn't going to end well.</quote>I'm not trying to date her so idc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ninjas_Beat_Me_Up 02/16/23 3:48:01 PM #34:	Why do you have to specify sex instead of saying something neutral like "person"? girl is infantilizing and belittling --- *Is Risu no Kairu* <cite>Ninjas_Beat_Me_Up posted [p:971611967] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Why do you have to specify sex instead of saying something neutral like "person"?girl is infantilizing and belittling </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/16/23 4:10:52 PM #35:	Ninjas_Beat_Me_Up posted... Why do you have to specify sex instead of saying something neutral like "person"? girl is infantilizing and belittling Because She's a girl....so I said girl...idk what else to tell you. <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971612405] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Ninjas_Beat_Me_Up posted... </cite><quote>Why do you have to specify sex instead of saying something neutral like "person"?girl is infantilizing and belittling</quote>Because She's a girl....so I said girl...idk what else to tell you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 02/16/23 4:12:27 PM #36:	Wut if u beat her and she's like "nah fam, we enemies from here on out" --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:971612440] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>Wut if u beat her and she's like "nah fam, we enemies from here on out"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smokex288 02/17/23 3:14:22 PM #37:	https://ibb.co/gzNYV1P I think i lost. Idk what to do now, every path I could take eventually leads to me losing. <cite>Smokex288 posted [p:971633305] in Help me be... [t:80350384]...</cite> <quote>https://ibb.co/gzNYV1PI think i lost. Idk what to do now, every path I could take eventually leads to me losing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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