Current Events > Tech bros invent a box to put your phone in (obviously requiring a monthly sub)

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Turtlebread
02/14/23 1:34:46 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/2/AAXVGjAAELrI.jpg

Thank you silicon valley

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Paragon21XX
02/14/23 1:37:45 AM
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It should not cost $18 per month just to tell me how much I didn't use my phone. My Galaxy tracks that for me and I don't give a shit.

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StormSignal
02/14/23 1:38:08 AM
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i dont get it

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Sajo
02/14/23 1:43:22 AM
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Is it supposed to be one of those "it's family dinner time, no phones" things?

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Priere
02/14/23 1:43:26 AM
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This is something marketed towards people that live in 7 figure houses that sit around posting Instagram stories about their latest $40 concoction from Starbucks and those cringe inducing "couples prank" videos, isnt it?

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Quezovercoatl
02/14/23 2:57:20 AM
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I'm here willing to sell people 18 dollar shoeboxes and you won't even have to pay a monthly fee!
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Shotgunnova
02/14/23 3:03:37 AM
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If you think that's good, wait until you hear about my specialty fence to keep your pet rocks from moving around.

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MedeaLysistrata
02/14/23 3:04:18 AM
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does it have password sharing?

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Smackems
02/14/23 3:07:08 AM
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How much dog shit can it hold?

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VampireCoyote
02/14/23 3:11:24 AM
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this is those subscription boxes Ive heard about

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Kloe_Rinz
02/14/23 3:12:32 AM
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what does said box do
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GranQroppoop
02/14/23 3:19:19 AM
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Had to look up the site, apparently you put the phone in the box so it connects to their app to keep track of you actively choosing to put your phone down. It "gamifies" not being on your phone and you can compete with other members and track your fucking points or something.

Step 4 is "Feel proud of yourself"

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UnholyMudcrab
02/14/23 4:31:27 AM
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Anyone willing to pay for this frankly deserves to lose that money.

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Mew
02/14/23 4:34:39 AM
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Why is it a sub instead of a one time payment? Scam

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rexcrk
02/14/23 5:07:12 AM
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StormSignal posted...
i dont get it


Literally what I said


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ZevLoveDOOM
02/14/23 5:13:21 AM
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you know there's gonna be suckers wasting money on this for no goddamn reason...
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Thompson
02/14/23 5:21:12 AM
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TFW placing your phone into a box comes with a subscription fee.

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KnightofShikari
02/14/23 5:28:48 AM
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reminds me of that bagged juice with the special machine thing

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Kakapo
02/14/23 5:38:35 AM
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Stop the ride, I want to get off.

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LinkPizza
02/14/23 5:43:03 AM
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Just get this instead

https://youtube.com/shorts/NjkvrKscQs8?feature=share

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Kloe_Rinz
02/14/23 5:44:11 AM
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i never thought they would stoop lower than the smart shoes
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Hornezz
02/14/23 5:47:19 AM
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On par with the smart bluetooth salt dispenser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2e1x5IaO7k

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0Renegade
02/14/23 5:50:47 AM
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Hornezz posted...
On par with the smart bluetooth salt dispenser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2e1x5IaO7k
of course comments are turned off on this video lol

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PowerOats
02/14/23 5:56:45 AM
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Thompson posted...
TFW placing your phone into a box comes with a subscription fee.


Brb gonna patent turning off your phone

And if that takes off, Gonna patent Charging it too
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NeonTentacles
02/14/23 6:19:46 AM
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That is some Juicero-esque bullshit lol

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Dakimakura
02/14/23 6:23:19 AM
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All the phones have sex in there

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TheoryzC
02/14/23 6:38:44 AM
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Damn. We really are living in 2023

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itachi15243
02/14/23 7:57:02 AM
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Now this is renovation.

Now when you put your phone on the the table, and actually forget about it, you can give yourself anxiety by constantly praising yourself with points

Compete with your family members, because if you're really gonna feel something about this somehow!

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cjsdowg
02/14/23 8:17:15 AM
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Hornezz posted...
On par with the smart bluetooth salt dispenser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2e1x5IaO7k

For some reason I am having a rush of Anxiety, not a full on attack but close. And that thing is so horrible my disdain for the people who made that. Is helping my anxiety go away .

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