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pinky0926
02/13/23 8:40:27 AM
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Old you: so, flying cars?
New you: No. We sort of have self driving cars but you still have to drive them otherwise they crash.
Old you: Ah well that can't be the work of that all encompassing genius and likeable self made entrepreneur, elon musk?
New you: Haha, yeaaaaah.
Old you: Well do we still have jobs? or like have robots taken over and now we all live for the joie de vivre?
New you: Well kinda but you still have to work and now you just make less
Old you: What else should I know?
New you: Kanye west is a republican anti-Semite, Donald Trump was president of the united states, there's like 3 school shootings every day now and the biggest controversy facing our times is a harry potter game
Old you: Why, was it not very good?
New you: No it was really good, that's the problem.
Old you: None of this makes any sense
New you: Also you're going to spend 2 years in your underpants making bread
Old you: Why is that?
New you: Because every zombie apocalypse movie you ever saw actually managed to undersell the "humans are stupid" part of the exposition

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cjsdowg
02/13/23 8:42:19 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
New you: Because every zombie apocalypse movie you ever saw actually managed to undersell the "humans are stupid" part of the exposition


LOL

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pinky0926
02/13/23 9:17:29 AM
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the weirdest timeline

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Heartomaton
02/13/23 9:20:18 AM
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I had no idea Musk even existed in 2004.

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Touch
02/13/23 9:22:27 AM
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I kick my ass for chasing (the wrong) girls and to instead actually give a fuck about studying/a major

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MelbuFrahma4
02/13/23 9:31:10 AM
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So basically this bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms7capx4Cb8

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