Current Events > Remembering Carl's best line.

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coolcono 02/03/23 7:19:35 PM #1:	I couldn't help but notice when we made eye contact... I really like your shoes, try laughter, laughter is a good thing. Screw this, this is lame. Hey! I saw you checking out my goods! You want a sample? A little try-before-you-buy, eh? Come here, btch, stand and deliver! --- https://cartpushersarenumber1.quora.com/ <cite>coolcono posted [p:971308221] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>I couldn't help but notice when we made eye contact... I really like your shoes, try laughter, laughter is a good thing. Screw this, this is lame. Hey! I saw you checking out my goods! You want a sample? A little try-before-you-buy, eh? Come here, btch, stand and deliver!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 02/03/23 7:20:29 PM #2:	Ow, my scapula! --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:971308236] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Ow, my scapula!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingCarl 02/03/23 10:52:49 PM #3:	Hello --- https://youtu.be/YVkEXb4sr3E <cite>KingCarl posted [p:971312662] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Hello</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 02/03/23 10:55:06 PM #5:	Hey, who's your dead friend? He's dead. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971312712] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Hey, who's your dead friend? He's dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 02/03/23 11:17:45 PM #6:	I was gonna yell my brains out at ya but, because of your loss, I might just gently ask: What happened last night with all the noise? --- An Injury to One is an Injury to All https://iww.org/ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:971313040] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>I was gonna yell my brains out at ya but, because of your loss, I might just gently ask: What happened last night with all the noise?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/03/23 11:19:47 PM #7:	Carl Johnson? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:971313072] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Carl Johnson?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/03/23 11:26:25 PM #8:	It don't matter. None of this matters. --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:971313166] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>It don't matter. None of this matters.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/03/23 11:35:54 PM #9:	I want my name to be Spaghetti. ~~lol i cheated~~ --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971313335] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>I want my name to be Spaghetti.lol i cheated </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 02/03/23 11:37:43 PM #10:	I can't pretend to know what you're going through right now but..... you let go ok? Thank you. If you need anything, you know who to look to. Someone else. <cite>Srk700 posted [p:971313368] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>I can't pretend to know what you're going through right now but..... you let go ok? Thank you. If you need anything, you know who to look to. Someone else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 02/03/23 11:39:31 PM #11:	No it's "Look... I'm really sorry. I'm sorry that you tried to walk in front of me when I clearly had the right of way. [...] All right, all right, all right, look. Reset. I am very glad that forensics could not match the paint on your face to the paint on my fender, but I am sorry that you had to pay the ultimate price for not looking both ways. I did not wave you on, I was flipping you off! [...] Okay, all right. I'm sorry you're dead. [...] But me answering questions to a bunch of cops wasn't ever going to bring you back. [...] Okay! I'm sorry I hit you, all right? And that's as sorry as I'm ever going to be. You were old. I could tell." --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:971313399] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>No it's "Look... I'm really sorry. I'm sorry that you tried to walk in front of me when I clearly had the right of way. [...] All right, all right, all right, look. Reset. I am very glad that forensics could not match the paint on your face to the paint on my fender, but I am sorry that you had to pay the ultimate price for not looking both ways. I did not wave you on, I was flipping you off! [...] Okay, all right. I'm sorry you're dead. [...] But me answering questions to a bunch of cops wasn't ever going to bring you back. [...] Okay! I'm sorry I hit you, all right? And that's as sorry as I'm ever going to be. You were old. I could tell."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Wheelman1 02/03/23 11:51:38 PM #12:	Carl Winslow? --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The_Wheelman1 posted [p:971313596] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Carl Winslow?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 02/03/23 11:54:32 PM #13:	Eugh, but she got that unibrow. But it is a new era! Of loneliness! Oh god... --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:971313632] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Eugh, but she got that unibrow. But it is a new era! Of loneliness! Oh god...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zangrief 02/03/23 11:55:35 PM #14:	Bubble Gum and T... DAMN IT <cite>Zangrief posted [p:971313649] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Bubble Gum and T... DAMN IT</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garabandal 02/04/23 12:04:40 AM #15:	Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off. --- Jesus gets whacked, right? They stick his body in a tomb, they seal it up tighter than a cement drum. What happens next? Bada-bing! The body disappears. <cite>Garabandal posted [p:971313776] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/04/23 12:16:34 AM #16:	Hello ladies, say hello to Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971313958] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Hello ladies, say hello to Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 02/04/23 12:20:03 AM #17:	i don't need no instructions to know how to rock! --- I hope something good happens to you today Playing: Cuphead DLC <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:971314010] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>i don't need no instructions to know how to rock!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/04/23 12:23:29 AM #18:	Uh 'Tonight you will get your dick ripped off.' ...That doesn't sound right, does it? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971314063] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Uh 'Tonight you will get your dick ripped off.' ...That doesn't sound right, does it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 02/04/23 12:26:27 AM #19:	I Want to Rock Your Body(to the Break of Dawn) --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:971314103] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>I Want to Rock Your Body(to the Break of Dawn)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/04/23 12:59:51 AM #20:	I know it's been awhile right but I'm not gonna get humped by a giant red gorilla in space okay? No thank you. --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:971314649] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>I know it's been awhile right but I'm not gonna get humped by a giant red gorilla in space okay? No thank you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 02/06/23 6:50:32 PM #21:	What are you out of your mind, you pay money, for cable?! Hahahahaha. Youre stupid. --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:971372341] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>What are you out of your mind, you pay money, for cable?! Hahahahaha. Youre stupid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 02/06/23 6:54:48 PM #22:	Boo dow bah do do Boo dow bo dow Solo Widdly waaah Bwah do beh do beh bwow Bah do bweh neh do weh Widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly wehhh --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif <cite>MrResetti posted [p:971372447] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Boo dow bah do doBoo dow bo dowSoloWiddly waaahBwah do beh do beh bwowBah do bweh neh do wehWiddly widdly widdly widdly widdly wehhh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountDrugula 02/06/23 7:02:55 PM #23:	I guess Im not allowed to pay for sex with pennies --- https://i.imgur.com/Ad66Swg.jpg --- http://last.fm/user/doesntexist420 https://vsmusick.wordpress.com/ - Home of the world's worst music reviews <cite>CountDrugula posted [p:971372670] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>I guess Im not allowed to pay for sex with pennies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 02/06/23 7:08:05 PM #25:	You dont kill my brudda! Well, it was something cooler than that, but that was the gist! --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" <cite>InTheEyesOfFire posted [p:971372818] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>You dont kill my brudda! Well, it was something cooler than that, but that was the gist!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garabandal 02/07/23 10:18:13 AM #26:	MrResetti posted... Boo dow bah do do Boo dow bo dow Solo Widdly waaah Bwah do beh do beh bwow Bah do bweh neh do weh Widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly wehhh Yeah, I wrote that. It's called "I Wanna Rock Your Body", then in parentheses it says "Til The Break of Dawn" --- Jesus gets whacked, right? They stick his body in a tomb, they seal it up tighter than a cement drum. What happens next? Bada-bing! The body disappears. <cite>Garabandal posted [p:971385770] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>MrResetti posted... </cite><quote>Boo dow bah do doBoo dow bo dowSoloWiddly waaahBwah do beh do beh bwowBah do bweh neh do wehWiddly widdly widdly widdly widdly wehhh</quote>Yeah, I wrote that. It's called "I Wanna Rock Your Body", then in parentheses it says "Til The Break of Dawn"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 02/07/23 10:32:39 AM #27:	Look, I know you're starin' at it. I mean, hey...I gotta drain it three times a day so...my brain can think good! We're hoping that's temporary. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:971386054] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Look, I know you're starin' at it. I mean, hey...I gotta drain it three times a day so...my brain can think good! We're hoping that's temporary.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/08/23 12:01:29 PM #28:	Oh I'll give ya magazine there buddy! Hey it's fulla hollow points! --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:971413581] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Oh I'll give ya magazine there buddy! Hey it's fulla hollow points!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 02/08/23 12:02:54 PM #29:	"Oh my god, Carl...your hands!" "Yeah, I see them, they're very big." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:971413620] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>"Oh my god, Carl...your hands!""Yeah, I see them, they're very big."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulGrave 02/08/23 1:20:14 PM #30:	The Lord does not need to know that I am here. --- (Place holder) <cite>ViewtifulGrave posted [p:971415604] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>The Lord does not need to know that I am here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 02/08/23 1:34:23 PM #31:	Hey, b,baby! Look what I did! I hurt my neck for you! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:971415940] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Hey, b,baby! Look what I did! I hurt my neck for you!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StapleGenius 02/08/23 1:39:29 PM #32:	When I was a kid swimming off the Santa Maria, I once got a condom stuck to my face! Horror like stays with you for life! Believe that! --- <font style="Segoe script">StapleGenius <cite>StapleGenius posted [p:971416056] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>When I was a kid swimming off the Santa Maria, I once got a condom stuck to my face! Horror like stays with you for life! Believe that!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/08/23 2:09:06 PM #33:	Look they're harmless alright? If they get near ya, hit em with the shampoo. --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:971416837] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Look they're harmless alright? If they get near ya, hit em with the shampoo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 02/09/23 1:09:11 PM #34:	South Bronx Paradise BABY! --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif <cite>MrResetti posted [p:971446883] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>South Bronx Paradise BABY!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aztex 02/09/23 1:11:01 PM #35:	You know dad we really are the walking dead. --- Hot Girls Message Board https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls <cite>Aztex posted [p:971446926] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>You know dad we really are the walking dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 02/09/23 1:12:49 PM #36:	Hand banana, no!! --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:971446971] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Hand banana, no!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 02/09/23 1:14:06 PM #37:	MrResetti posted... South Bronx Paradise BABY! "It's South Bronx ParaSITE!" "Yeah, y'know, whatever, that's typical liberal media." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:971447000] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>MrResetti posted... </cite><quote>South Bronx Paradise BABY!</quote>"It's South Bronx ParaSITE!""Yeah, y'know, whatever, that's typical liberal media."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 02/10/23 7:09:11 AM #39:	MrResetti posted... Boo dow bah do do Boo dow bo dow Solo Widdly waaah Bwah do beh do beh bwow Bah do bweh neh do weh Widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly wehhh https://youtu.be/MDWd8yHO59c --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:971464998] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>MrResetti posted... </cite><quote>Boo dow bah do doBoo dow bo dowSoloWiddly waaahBwah do beh do beh bwowBah do bweh neh do wehWiddly widdly widdly widdly widdly wehhh</quote>https://youtu.be/MDWd8yHO59c</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 02/10/23 7:18:16 AM #40:	Are those clouds on fire? --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:971465095] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Are those clouds on fire?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulGrave 02/10/23 4:20:20 PM #41:	Truly they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force. --- (Place holder) <cite>ViewtifulGrave posted [p:971475702] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Truly they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 02/10/23 4:23:11 PM #42:	Ah, physical fitness? Whatever. You know, whatever. You do what you like to do, I do what I like to do, OK. But youre a sucker. Youre getting fed the line about how like, youre going to live forever or whatever. Youre going to DIE. Someone will kill you, someone will kill you with a knife. Make sure your abs are uh freakin ripped. You got some good guns. You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife. Sorry thats how it works. --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "Me and my swole chihuahua are about to blow you away, Becky," Anya Forger, SPYxFAMILY. <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:971475765] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Ah, physical fitness? Whatever. You know, whatever. You do what you like to do, I do what I like to do, OK. But youre a sucker. Youre getting fed the line about how like, youre going to live forever or whatever. Youre going to DIE. Someone will kill you, someone will kill you with a knife. Make sure your abs are uh freakin ripped. You got some good guns. You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife. Sorry thats how it works.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThisIsAKnoife 02/10/23 4:33:02 PM #43:	What do you need?! What do you want?! Can I not just live here in peace without having to OCCASIONALLY deal with you ANIMALS?! --- AFK: Attack, fight, kill!! The healer is telling you to go pull mobs. Gigabyte RTX 4090 \|\| i9-12900k \|\| 32GB DDR4 3600 \|\| ROG Strix Z690-A <cite>ThisIsAKnoife posted [p:971475990] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>What do you need?! What do you want?! Can I not just live here in peace without having to OCCASIONALLY deal with you ANIMALS?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/10/23 9:14:57 PM #44:	Exercise is for women. --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:971482300] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Exercise is for women.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolcono 02/10/23 10:16:28 PM #45:	"I don't need no instructions to know how to rock." Words to live by. --- https://cartpushersarenumber1.quora.com/ <cite>coolcono posted [p:971483539] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>"I don't need no instructions to know how to rock."Words to live by.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zangrief 02/10/23 10:43:18 PM #46:	WHO SET THIS ON HEADGAMES lc <cite>Zangrief posted [p:971484034] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>WHO SET THIS ON HEADGAMESlc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FAQ-Checker 02/10/23 10:45:03 PM #47:	Go home, Steve. <cite>FAQ-Checker posted [p:971484061] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>Go home, Steve. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 02/10/23 10:48:01 PM #48:	She will be sizzlingLIKE FAJITA MEAT! --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:971484100] in Rememberin... [t:80334964]...</cite> <quote>She will be sizzlingLIKE FAJITA MEAT!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Remembering Carl's best line.