Current Events > I never knew there was a Reddit group for micropenises and now I'm sad.

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dj1200
01/31/23 9:30:54 PM
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I just feel bad for guys with ducks that small. I mean if youre too fat or too skinny, you can change your body with hard work. Too small boobs? Implants. Butt? Same.

but a mini penis? Theres not much you can do, is there?

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CalosiaTana
01/31/23 9:40:54 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/4/AAY5SRAAEJDg.jpg

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Blue_Inigo
01/31/23 9:42:16 PM
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Just use the autoblow on it. That'll help

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dj1200
02/01/23 11:28:48 PM
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:(

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loafy013
02/01/23 11:33:45 PM
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I hate when people give advice like "just work on your mouth game". Like, do they think we really have the confidence to put ourselves in a situation where another person will see us naked in the first place? Small dick jokes seem to be the only acceptable body appearance that is OK to make fun of.

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Kakapo
02/01/23 11:38:50 PM
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ngl, having the confidence to talk about your micropenis semi-publically is BDE

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CanuckCowboy
02/01/23 11:49:23 PM
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Barely such a thing as too small boobs.

If they look non existent maybe but otherwise gimme small and perky any day.

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RlP
02/02/23 1:03:06 AM
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dj1200 posted...
but a mini penis? Theres not much you can do, is there?

Grow your dick up to 10 inches. Click here to find out!

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Starline
02/02/23 1:03:23 AM
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the current events one?
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MabusIncarnate
02/02/23 1:04:40 AM
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Starline posted...
the current events one?
Lmao

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SizeDoesMatter
02/02/23 1:05:23 AM
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dj1200 posted...
but a mini penis? Theres not much you can do, is there?
Date spinners.

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boxoto
02/02/23 1:06:14 AM
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RlP posted...


Grow your dick up to 10 inches. Click here to find out!
clicking does noth...is, uh, what someone might say if they needed to click

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VampireCoyote
02/02/23 1:06:25 AM
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There are girls out there that like men but dont like the penis. So maybe guys like that are great for them idk. I feel like a lot of the time tiny penis guys end up having like 10 kids somehow.

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Itachi157
02/02/23 1:06:50 AM
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I looked it up and thought it would be guys discussing the dilemma of living with one, instead it's just them posting pics of their micropenises (or others', IDK)
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Stallion_Prime
02/02/23 1:07:16 AM
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Small boobs aren't even a reproductive organ so who gives a shit lol. You literally need your sick for sex

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__starsnostars
02/02/23 1:13:05 AM
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Are micropenises hereditary or genetic?

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dj1200
02/02/23 3:17:07 AM
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Kakapo posted...
ngl, having the confidence to talk about your micropenis semi-publically is BDE
XFD

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dj1200
02/02/23 3:19:48 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
I looked it up and thought it would be guys discussing the dilemma of living with one, instead it's just them posting pics of their micropenises (or others', IDK)
Yeah, its mostly gay/bi guys who love small Dicks simping to guys w small dicks that probably get confidence posting there.

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Ratchetrockon
02/02/23 3:21:15 AM
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BloodMoon7
02/02/23 3:25:11 AM
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*flicks the smoll dick and giggles*

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SizeDoesMatter
02/02/23 3:30:21 AM
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Small dick or giant clit?

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FatAnimeBooty
02/02/23 3:30:59 AM
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I saw a gif one time where the lady pulled down the dude's shorts and then legitimately laughed because he had a micro
I felt terrible for the guy
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WaterLink
02/02/23 4:02:08 AM
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Out of morbid curiosity I went and looked at the subreddit. A lot of them just look like they're just growers and just showing the absolute minimum they can be and calling it micro. If you see a bunch of folds on the shaft and the skin on it is not stretched, they're not erect. When it's cold out and I'm not aroused my shit's pretty small too (hell even my scrotum shrinks instead of hangs) and I could probably snap a photo of that and it'll look like some of those photos, but when it's time to get busy (which is when it even matters anyway) it gets the job done.

Some of them do look legit though, like the ones that look almost ingrown. I feel bad for those dudes.

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dj1200
02/02/23 2:48:44 PM
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FatAnimeBooty posted...
I saw a gif one time where the lady pulled down the dude's shorts and then legitimately laughed because he had a micro
I felt terrible for the guy
That's tough. And you can't even do anything about it.

WaterLink posted...
Out of morbid curiosity I went and looked at the subreddit. A lot of them just look like they're just growers and just showing the absolute minimum they can be and calling it micro. If you see a bunch of folds on the shaft and the skin on it is not stretched, they're not erect. When it's cold out and I'm not aroused my shit's pretty small too (hell even my scrotum shrinks instead of hangs) and I could probably snap a photo of that and it'll look like some of those photos, but when it's time to get busy (which is when it even matters anyway) it gets the job done.

Some of them do look legit though, like the ones that look almost ingrown. I feel bad for those dudes.
Yeah, I feel horrible for those guys.

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dj1200
02/02/23 2:48:58 PM
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CalosiaTana posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/4/AAY5SRAAEJDg.jpg
fair

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