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vegeta415
01/30/23 3:10:46 PM
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Hit roll hit roll we get it. And dont forget those difficulty spikes, eat a **** Melania.
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TaylorHeinicke
01/30/23 3:21:30 PM
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good topic

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David1988
01/30/23 3:22:39 PM
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Probably the worst game of the year in some time tbh

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OudeGeuze
01/30/23 3:22:42 PM
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Your butthole is shallow and pedantic
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vegeta415
01/30/23 3:23:25 PM
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Thanks man I hope it reflects my passion well.
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viewmaster_pi
01/30/23 3:37:34 PM
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don't forget doing optional dungeons and your big reward is being able to summon Stinkbutt Darkguy as a spirit

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Murphiroth
01/30/23 3:38:25 PM
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Shallow and pedantic? You describing your posts?
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viewmaster_pi
01/30/23 3:38:53 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Shallow and pedantic? You describing your posts?
...perhaps

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SwayM
01/30/23 3:39:05 PM
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It insists upon itself, Lois.

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SocialistGamer
01/30/23 3:39:47 PM
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Just rewatched that episode last night XD

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cuttin_in_farm
01/30/23 3:39:55 PM
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Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

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MarcyWarcy
01/30/23 3:40:12 PM
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if it was shallow and pedantic why did you play all those hours up to melania
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vegeta415
01/30/23 3:40:13 PM
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Dont call me Lois
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vegeta415
01/30/23 3:42:36 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
don't forget doing optional dungeons and your big reward is being able to summon Stinkbutt Darkguy as a spirit
Or an awesome mage staff youll never use unless you respec.
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R_Jackal
01/30/23 3:48:23 PM
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How to Malenia with 0% brain required: Acquire greatbow, summon Ogha, watch one of if not the hardest boss(es) in the game repeatedly fall on the floor until she dies.
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vegeta415
01/30/23 3:49:07 PM
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MarcyWarcy posted...
if it was shallow and pedantic why did you play all those hours up to melania
Its open world bro, i fought her third.
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MarcyWarcy
01/30/23 3:51:17 PM
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vegeta415 posted...
Its open world bro, i fought her third.

you have to do a ton of specific stuff to get to the halligtree that involves way more than 3 bosses lol
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vegeta415
01/30/23 3:52:08 PM
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MarcyWarcy posted...
you have to do a ton of specific stuff to get to the halligtree that involves way more than 3 bosses lol
maybe for a noob
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viewmaster_pi
01/30/23 3:57:12 PM
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vegeta415 posted...
maybe for a noob
what is this, you're gonna talk down to everyone just because you and a phantom teamed up on one invader?

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KiwiTerraRizing
01/30/23 3:57:38 PM
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Good game up until the mountaintop of the giants where everything hits like a fucking truck.

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Kaiganeer
01/30/23 4:01:05 PM
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it'd be a better game without the open world
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ZevLoveDOOM
01/30/23 4:06:11 PM
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i beat the game without facing Melania. didn't know how to get to her... lol
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Zangrief
01/30/23 4:06:56 PM
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Mmm yes. Shallow and pedantic.
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ViewtifulJoe
01/30/23 4:16:33 PM
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Does that game have a single cool character?
Everyone I've seen was boring. Not just boring. Elden BoRing.
Even the boss vs boss videos on YT are lame. The boss movesets aren't even fun to watch.

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HudGard
01/30/23 4:24:37 PM
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Maidenless, are we?

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DaImationJasper
01/30/23 4:29:51 PM
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I couldn't get into it. It insists upon itself. It takes forever gettin' in, you take like 60 and a half hours and....I can't even get through it. I've never even finished the game. I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it and I get to the part where there's a big round table and all the guys are lounging around in the rooms around it and I have no idea what they're talking about it's like they're speaking a different lang-, that's where I lose interest and I go away.
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vegeta415
01/30/23 4:30:13 PM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Does that game have a single cool character?
Everyone I've seen was boring. Not just boring. Elden BoRing.
Even the boss vs boss videos on YT are lame. The boss movesets aren't even fun to watch.
The only one that was good is the girl with the eye thing that gives you eldin horse, and thats purely Maise Williams being great. Theres a fire ending with her being real sinister, its worth a watch.

but no character development and they hide behind oh were just too deep for you just dumb shit a teenager would say.
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