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Irony 03/07/23 10:53:31 AM #403: |
https://youtu.be/tMQcbksCOwY --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/07/23 10:54:31 AM #404: |
Marge: "I'm interested in becoming a police officer." *Entire police station erupts in laughter for half a minute* Wiggum: "Ha-ha, haaaa...welcome aboard." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 03/07/23 11:39:40 AM #405: |
Hey, they're playing the elephant song. I love that. Reminds me of elephants. --- I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/07/23 11:42:28 AM #406: |
Ba~by on board, something, something...Burt Ward. This song writes itself! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 03/07/23 12:55:45 PM #407: |
Linoel Hutz: Alright gentlemen, Ill take your case, but Im going to have to ask for a thousand dollar retainer. Bart: A thousand dollars? But your ad says no money down. Linoel Hutz: Oh! They got this all screwed up.*corrects ad with marker* Bart: So you dont work on a contingency basis? Linoel Hutz: No. Money down. Oops. I shouldnt have this Bar Association logo here either.*tears logo from ad, and eats it* --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/07/23 12:58:55 PM #408: |
"So what are you up to this evening, Smithers? Something gay no doubt!" "Wh- what!?" "You know, footloose, fancy-free. Mothers, lock up your daughters, Smithers is on the town!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evilpresident 03/07/23 1:04:57 PM #409: |
"Lunchlady Doris, do ya have any grease?" "Yes, yes we do." "THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!" "Okeydokey." --- Nothing to report here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 03/07/23 1:28:54 PM #410: |
*Smithers, on fire, runs to Mr. Burns, who is washing his car with a hose.* "Mr. Burns, help me!" "Why? You're not helping me." "But sir, I'm flaming!" *Mr. Burns breaks the fourth wall and gives the audience a mildly irritated look while Smithers rolls around screaming on the ground behind him.* --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/07/23 1:30:19 PM #411: |
"Arrr, this chair be high, says I!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/07/23 2:16:39 PM #412: |
"Seymour, swallow that applesauce and kiss me!" "I'm afraid I already swallowed it while you were talking." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/07/23 2:18:36 PM #413: |
masterpug53 posted... "Seymour, swallow that applesauce and kiss me!" "Kiss me, Patty. I don't have cooties!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 03/07/23 5:23:34 PM #414: |
There's a 4:30 in the morning now? --- I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeCh0nk 03/07/23 5:29:15 PM #415: |
"Gym (pronounced gime)? What's a gym?" --- @('_')@ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 03/07/23 6:42:23 PM #416: |
(Frink teaching a class the physics of a toy) Frink - All right, so the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves; you can see it there. Cause the erratic oscillation of neighboring particles. (kid raises hand) Yes what is it!? Kid - Can I play with it? Frink - No! You wont enjoy it on as many levels as I do. The colors children huh hai! --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punished_Blinx 03/07/23 6:43:47 PM #417: |
So you want a realistic down to earth show...that's completely off the wall...and swarming with magic robots? --- A Fallen Mascot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/08/23 12:45:04 AM #418: |
"So this is what it feels like... when doves cry!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/10/23 3:32:44 PM #419: |
"...Wait, I've got a good one now! Marge, say 'stay away from my son' again!" "No!" "Eyyuugghhhuuaagghhgguuaagghh." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 03/10/23 9:07:00 PM #420: |
One of my favorite bits. https://youtu.be/9PRUIOggr2U --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/10/23 9:10:15 PM #421: |
"Wow, you look really hungover, Dad. What did you do last night?" "Last night? uuuuumm...." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD402UhKM9M --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/11/23 2:12:35 AM #422: |
"My name is Agnes and you know it's Agnes! It means LAMB! Lamb of GOD!!!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/13/23 10:55:14 AM #423: |
"Bury me... at Make-Out Creek..." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/13/23 2:12:11 PM #424: |
"Oh, the taxes! The finger thing means taxes!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 03/13/23 2:56:57 PM #425: |
I didnt think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/13/23 2:58:52 PM #426: |
"Oh no, dad's been drugged!" (disappointedly) "No, he hasn't." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 03/13/23 3:52:08 PM #427: |
Ah, no! The corn! Paul Newmans gonna have my legs broke. --- I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaldrenthebold 03/13/23 4:08:40 PM #428: |
Oh...fudge...that's...broken. *steps on nail* Fiddle tee dee! That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I AM going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN https://youtu.be/eWDLCTBwyn8?t=38 --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/13/23 4:20:13 PM #429: |
"Careful! They're ruffled!" (also from that same ep) "Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the grou..." *pauses, aghast* "...Sweet dreams and flying machines flying safely through the air..." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/13/23 4:29:34 PM #430: |
"My Pacemaker! It's stuck on 'hummingbird'! Nectar... nectar... I NEED TO DRINK MY WEIGHT IN NECTAR!!!" *collapses* --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 03/13/23 4:33:45 PM #431: |
I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 03/13/23 5:05:21 PM #432: |
masterpug53 posted... "Careful! They're ruffled!"James Taylor, the unkempt youngster. --- I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/13/23 5:07:47 PM #433: |
"That was non-alcoholic champagne!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 03/14/23 5:18:23 AM #434: |
It's no use, I'm never gonna find that tree. This whole raid was as useless as that yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there. Wait a minute... there's a lemon behind that rock! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 03/14/23 6:55:39 AM #435: |
Oh, sure, now hes just a little boy, stealing little toys. But someday, hell be a grown man, stealing stadiums, and, . . . quarries. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 03/14/23 8:45:59 AM #436: |
I finally have time to do what I've always wanted, write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic theme park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techiches. I call it Billy and The Cloneasaurus. --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/14/23 9:41:33 AM #437: |
"Which one's Itchy? The car?" "The mouse!" "Oh. I guess that's not him, then." matteus70 posted... James Taylor, the unkempt youngster. Lmao, yeah it always tickled me that the balding, 40-something soft rocker was still considered an 'unkempt youngster' by the uber-squares at NASA. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/14/23 3:06:35 PM #438: |
"Thank you for not making fun of my genitalia." "I thought I did..." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/14/23 3:09:18 PM #439: |
"We got Skinner's under~wear! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal!" "That's not true! I can buy another pair!" *checks wallet* "No, I can't. I needed those, I really did." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem-man 03/14/23 3:16:59 PM #440: |
Yello! You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/14/23 3:17:53 PM #441: |
"Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!" "Shut up, Flanders..." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 03/14/23 3:21:54 PM #442: |
*Homer and Peter are trapped in a crashing spaceship as it slides down a natural rock ramp and launches over Springfield Gorge.* Peter: "We're gonna make it!" Homer: "Trust me, we're not." *The ship loses momentum and drops into the gorge.* --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/14/23 3:26:26 PM #443: |
"Hello Homer, I believe you've met my parents?" "Not naked I haven't!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 03/14/23 3:30:38 PM #444: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/7/AAQwHjAAD8ql.png --- I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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demigodanhero 03/14/23 3:37:01 PM #445: |
Don't worry, its IN-flammable! **massive fire erupts** ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/14/23 3:42:17 PM #446: |
"Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 03/14/23 4:27:47 PM #447: |
matteus70 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/7/AAQwHjAAD8ql.pngLisa: Its awful being a kid, no one listens to you. Grandpa: its rotten being old, no one listens to you! Homer: Im a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are! --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 03/14/23 4:31:29 PM #448: |
"Wee! I'm Dick Tracy! Bam! Take that, Prune Face! Now I'm Prune Face! Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that, Dick F-" "Ned, stop it at once! Stop it!" --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/14/23 4:37:27 PM #449: |
"Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy somethin'!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/14/23 4:38:45 PM #450: |
"Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?!" "It didn't die!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 03/14/23 4:41:14 PM #451: |
"Here's five dollars. Buy yourself a suit and get busy!" "Oh I'll buy a suit... of drugs! Ahahaha ha ha!" --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/14/23 4:47:46 PM #452: |
Not really a quote / joke, but I find it amusing that Barney landing Linda Ronstadt for his 'Plow King' jingle - an absurd one-off gag at first glance, particularly when he says "we've been looking for a project to do together" - is later made plausible by virtue of the Be Sharps' backstory (the two of them very well could have met up during his brief stint as a famous singer). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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