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HylianFox
03/04/23 4:13:52 PM
#352:


mustachedmystic posted...
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!
Lisa: Thats the homeowner tax.

"January 1st! better get going on those taxes, Neddy!"

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Kamil
03/04/23 5:45:39 PM
#353:


HylianFox posted...
"January 1st! better get going on those taxes, Neddy!"

But I paid them last year (to Lisa). Heh

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Supersex420
03/04/23 7:20:52 PM
#354:


Hello, my name is Guy Incognito

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i spent 25 minutes reading what you said
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mustachedmystic
03/05/23 1:30:03 AM
#355:


Oh, not the box factory again, Seymour.

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God_of_6strings
03/05/23 1:39:26 AM
#356:


bulletproofvita posted...
My eyes, The goggles do nothing!
This topic got to post #154 before someone said this. What has happened to this website?
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YugiNoob
03/05/23 5:49:29 AM
#357:


I love the youre punching the cat right now part lol

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HylianFox
03/05/23 6:35:43 PM
#358:


"The thing about huckleberries is: once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned!"

*Skinner walks by*

"Uhh...! So then I kicked the guy's ass!"

*Skinner nods and walks off*

"Now then, if the berries are too tart, just dust them with a little confectioner's sugar!"

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WilliamPorygon
03/05/23 6:47:23 PM
#359:


You did it, Nibbles! Now chew through my ball sack.

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masterpug53
03/06/23 9:22:31 AM
#360:


"You can't treat the working man this way! One day we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! But then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!"

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Kamil
03/06/23 9:48:07 AM
#361:


The Flaming Moe's song......

Don't throw in the towel cuz there is a place right down the block.

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WilliamPorygon
03/06/23 10:44:46 AM
#362:


"Oh, I've wasted my life." Comic Book Guy

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Doom_Art
03/06/23 10:50:48 AM
#363:


masterpug53 posted...
"You can't treat the working man this way! One day we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! But then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!"
"The JAPANESE? Those sandle-wearing goldfish tenders!?!"

Also the way Burns Sr pronounces "ATOMS!" when he catches the worker "stealing" from the mill

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InTheEyesOfFire
03/06/23 12:18:12 PM
#364:


Doom_Art posted...
"The JAPANESE? Those sandle-wearing goldfish tenders!?!"

Also the way Burns Sr pronounces "ATOMS!" when he catches the worker "stealing" from the mill

Six of them! Lol at the very idea of even counting them

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masterpug53
03/06/23 12:56:02 PM
#365:


Doom_Art posted...
"The JAPANESE? Those sandle-wearing goldfish tenders!?!"

Also the way Burns Sr pronounces "ATOMS!" when he catches the worker "stealing" from the mill

Burns Sr's pronunciation of "The JAPANESE?!" always gets me. Like he's so shocked and offended that he's a split-second away from giving himself a stroke.

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YugiNoob
03/06/23 1:12:01 PM
#366:


Mr. Burns: Wait, Im shooting at Nazis? Thats not how I remember it.

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masterpug53
03/06/23 1:54:32 PM
#367:


"Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy!"

"Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?"

"Am I the first?"

"... ...Yes."

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HylianFox
03/06/23 3:09:38 PM
#368:


"This new religion is nothing but a kooky pack of rituals and chants designed to take the money of fools. Now let us recite the Lord's Prayer 20 times, but first let's pass around the collection plate..."

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Euripides
03/06/23 3:51:59 PM
#369:


"What? Zero is a percent!"
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masterpug53
03/06/23 3:59:09 PM
#370:


"Do you have any fruit?"

"This one has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit."

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HylianFox
03/06/23 4:11:48 PM
#371:


Up next on Behind the Laughter, Huckleberry Hound: The True Story

"I was soooo gay. But I couldn't tell anyone..."

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WilliamPorygon
03/06/23 4:14:56 PM
#372:


Lace: The final brassiere.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/5/AABGtnAAEP8T.png

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Heartomaton
03/06/23 4:16:32 PM
#373:


"The top of his head is still showin'! Claw at it!"

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Punished_Blinx
03/06/23 4:30:18 PM
#374:


Herb: So, Marge, a little about yourself.
Marge: Hmm. Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children.
Herb: Wow, we have so much catching up to do.
Marge: Hmm. Actually, I just told you pretty much everything.

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HylianFox
03/06/23 4:32:17 PM
#375:


Punished_Blinx posted...
Herb: So, Marge, a little about yourself.
Marge: Hmm. Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children.
Herb: Wow, we have so much catching up to do.
Marge: Hmm. Actually, I just told you pretty much everything.

lol, this is me every time I talk to someone I haven't seen in years

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mustachedmystic
03/06/23 4:42:31 PM
#376:


Dr. Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

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HylianFox
03/06/23 4:44:23 PM
#377:


"I come from Canada and they think I'm slooow, eeeh?"

also

"I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up, I was in here."

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Punished_Blinx
03/06/23 4:56:55 PM
#379:


HylianFox posted...
lol, this is me every time I talk to someone I haven't seen in years

Now that I'm an adult I've really grown to appreciate Marge's mundane outlook on life.

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HylianFox
03/06/23 5:00:29 PM
#380:


Punished_Blinx posted...
Now that I'm an adult I've really grown to appreciate Marge's mundane outlook on life.

Oh absolutely.
I've come to discover that she's probably the funniest character.

"What is it with you and potatoes?"
"I just think they're neat!"

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Punished_Blinx
03/06/23 5:08:46 PM
#381:


Marge: Isn't this fun, honey?
Lisa: It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
Marge: I know you're joking, but it is!

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Marge: Hockey is so violent and dangerous... look at Milhouse's teeth
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Bart: Mom will you stop showing us those?

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TheOtherMike
03/06/23 5:16:43 PM
#382:


Marge: Fruit is nature's candy!

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HylianFox
03/06/23 5:17:38 PM
#383:


"I'll use my least-nagging voice: HOmer? HoMER? Homeerrr? That's it!"

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Heartomaton
03/06/23 5:21:25 PM
#384:


https://youtu.be/Tf5vNNDRGno

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Kurt_Russel
03/06/23 5:47:35 PM
#385:


Otto: Uh Oh. Better fasten your seatbelts little dudes!
Lisa: We dont have any seatbelts!
https://imgur.com/a/Cd1RJO4

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mustachedmystic
03/06/23 6:00:37 PM
#386:


Bart: Otto man? Youre living in a dumpster?
Otto: Oh, man, I wish. Dumpster brand trash bins are top of the line. Th is is just a TrashCo waste disposal unit.

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__aCEr__
03/06/23 6:08:53 PM
#387:


"What are you looking at?" The innocent words of a drunken child.

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WilliamPorygon
03/06/23 6:25:28 PM
#388:


"Hey Otto man, I got a big test today that I am not ready for. Could you please crash the bus or something?"
"Sorry little buddy, can't do it on purpose. But hey, maybe you'll get lucky!"

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Heartomaton
03/06/23 6:28:06 PM
#389:


"Ha-ha! Bart's so poor, hes gotta eat cardboard!"

"What do you have for lunch, Nelson?"

"Drywall."

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HylianFox
03/06/23 6:28:06 PM
#390:


"Otto, did you notice that there is a small child still on your bus?"
"Woah! Good thing you told me, Apu. I was on my way to Mexico."

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HylianFox
03/06/23 6:30:57 PM
#391:


Heartomaton posted...
"Ha-ha! Bart's so poor, hes gotta eat cardboard!"

"What do you have for lunch, Nelson?"

"Drywall."


"And who could forget Rat Boy..."

"Rat Boy!? I resent that!" *omnomnomnom*

"BART! Stop gnawing on the drywall!"

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Punished_Blinx
03/06/23 6:37:18 PM
#392:


"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No."
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No."
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No!"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No."
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No."
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No!"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No."
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No!"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"NOOOO!"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"NOOOOOO!
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"NOOOOOAARRGH!"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"NOOOOOOOAAARRGH!"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"NO! NO! IF I TAKE YOU WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP AND STOP BUGGING ME?!"
"Yeah. Of course. Well? Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"Yes!"
"Thanks Dad."

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HylianFox
03/06/23 6:48:56 PM
#393:


^You can't say they didn't earn it.

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Proto_Spark
03/06/23 6:58:31 PM
#394:


Kurt_Russel posted...
Otto: Uh Oh. Better fasten your seatbelts little dudes!
Lisa: We dont have any seatbelts!
https://imgur.com/a/Cd1RJO4

Homer: Then what protects you if you crash?
Otto: The Metal bars at tooth-level
Homer: STOP THIS BUS
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VampireCoyote
03/06/23 8:39:16 PM
#395:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/2/AAfSRzAAEP_i.jpg

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Euripides
03/06/23 9:29:45 PM
#396:


Well, are you gonna buy a wig or ain't ya?
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Heartomaton
03/06/23 9:40:10 PM
#397:


Oh my god!

What is it?!

Tramampoline! Trambompoline!

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VampireCoyote
03/06/23 10:53:00 PM
#398:


Oh man, that Yodel was soooo good!

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WilliamPorygon
03/07/23 9:54:53 AM
#399:


"We worked so hard and now it's all gone. We ended up with nothing because the three of us can't share."
"What's your point?"
"Nothing, just kinda ticks me off."

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masterpug53
03/07/23 10:06:55 AM
#400:


"That's it! I'm gonna report this to me member of Parliament!"

*looks out his kitchen window*

"Hey, Gus! I got something to report to ya!"

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__aCEr__
03/07/23 10:08:31 AM
#401:


There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

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LincolnDuncan
03/07/23 10:49:24 AM
#402:


No money down?

No, money down!

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