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You must eat one of these abominations. Hawaiian pizza or Hula Burger?

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Is that a pineapple burger or a McDonalds fish sandwich I cant tell

Pizza- Pineapple, ham, bacon and bbq instead of tomato sauce.

ThisIsAKnoife posted...

Is that a pineapple burger or a McDonalds fish sandwich I cant tell

A ring of pineapple with cheese lol. But it did lead the way to the Filet-o-Fish :D

YugiNoob posted...

You must eat one of these abominations.

Why? Am I being coerced or forced? Is there a gun pointed at me?

Pizza between those 2 examples. There are actual burgers with pineapple, but they don't look like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM

pineapple is my favorite pizza topping

a pineapple in between two buns is not a pineapple burger, but pineapple burgers are delicious too. not as good as the pizza though.

GuerrillaSoldier posted...

pineapple is my favorite pizza topping

yes. but better to buy a can of the stuff to add after. wasted pizza topping for 1$ to 2$ depending on ordering place.

Heartomaton posted...

Why? Am I being coerced or forced? Is there a gun pointed at me?

My dog is holding a rocket launcher in your face

YugiNoob posted...

My dog is holding a rocket launcher in your face

Pull the trigger, poochy.

Do it.

Do it.

Fuck, I got mixed up. I thought it was an actual dog holding the rocket launcher in this meme, which is what I had in mind when I made post #10 :<

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/8/AAPV5JAAEHjy.jpg

So what I'm hearing is that the threat of the rocket launcher was actually the threat of ball-tongue.

No, it's actually even worse. It is now a robot ninja dog with a rocket launcher.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/3/AAPV5JAAEHj3.jpg

Pineapple goes on pizza,anyone who says otherwise is wrong and just parroting the stupid meme.

I get that there's people who legitimately don't like pineapple on pizza but there's the people who are parroting the stupid unfunny meme.

It compliments the other toppings very well, it's a salty sweet combo that's damn good.

YugiNoob posted...

No, it's actually even worse. It is now a robot ninja dog with a rocket launcher.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/3/AAPV5JAAEHj3.jpg

Pull the trigger, robot ninja poochy.

Do it.

Do it.

YugiNoob posted...

No, it's actually even worse. It is now a robot ninja dog with a rocket launcher.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/3/AAPV5JAAEHj3.jpg

what if instead of a rocket launcher, it was rigged up with a hismith?

*Poochie pulls trigger*

There. Don't have to eat that nasty shit if I've been 'sploded.

Nope. It was a special rocket that was designed to immobilize. It can blow off your limbs to prevent escape while miraculously keeping your vitals fine, allowing you to chow down on some pineapple dish :3

Hawaiian pizza is the best pizza (at least among common topping combinations).

I've never tried pineapple on a burger before but I might now but if that's a picture pineapple in lieu of a beef paddy then nope, count me out.

YugiNoob posted...

Nope. It was a special rocket that was designed to immobilize. It can blow off your limbs to prevent escape while miraculously keeping your vitals fine, allowing you to chow down on some pineapple dish :3

First of all, that's some ol' bullshit.

Second, that doesn't stop me from biting my tongue off in order to quickly bleed out.

That special rocket gives you a super tongue. Impervious to damage, and with an increased sense of taste :3

Fine, then I'll swallow it like I'm having a seizure.

Ahem, as an epileptic who has grand mal seizures (or had, I haven't had one in at least 5 years), I can tell you that it's impossible to swallow your tongue :<

Then what the fuck is that whole "put his wallet in his mouth" shit about? Just another misconception propagated by television?

Pineapple on pizza > pineapple on hamburger > hawaiian pizza > whatever that 2nd abomination tc posted is

Yeah, just a myth. I would be pretty upset if I woke up with my wallet in my mouth >:(

When I had seizures it wasn't uncommon for me to bite my tongue, but it never got to the point of losing actual pieces of flesh. Just tiny injuries that healed in a few days at worst.

On the off chance you see someone start having a seizure the main things are to try to lower him to the ground gently (I chipped my front 2 teeth on something when I fell once), and clear the area so they don't accidentally hit something while convulsing. You don't need to try to hold them down or anything. And you don't need to call an ambulance either unless the seizure lasts more than a few minutes or if there was a serious injury from the seizure.

KainWind posted...

Pineapple on pizza > pineapple on hamburger > hawaiian pizza > whatever that 2nd abomination tc posted is

A slice of pineapple and 2 slices of cheese on a regular McDonald's bun :3

Man. It's eerie to be under a misconception about something due to TV when TV also causes misconceptions about me.

Some people are legit shocked when I, an agoraphobe, leave my home.

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I didn't expect him to be black either.