Current Events > Trump Somehow Wins His Club's Golf Championship Despite Missing First Day

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Lebronwon
01/23/23 8:14:40 PM
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-wins-his-clubs-golf-championship-despite-missing-first-day-for-lynette-hardaways-funeral

Proving his own humble admission that he is always the best at sports, Donald J. Trump seized the gold medal at his own Florida clubs senior golf championship on Sunday. Even more incredibly, the former president was able to claim victory despite completely skipping the tourneys first day, having been in North Carolina for Lynette Diamond Hardaways memorial service. Calling the win a great honor in a Truth Social post, Trump crowed, Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina - most others dont. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN! As the events other competitors teed off at Trump International Golf Club on Saturday, the clubs namesake was nearly 700 miles away in Fayetteville, North Carolina. Trump was recorded onstage at Fayettevilles Crown Theater, eulogizing Diamond, the late pro-MAGA influencer who died suddenly at 51 a fortnight ago. Through the tears and the grief, let us celebrate this incredible life, he said. The next morning, insiders told the Daily Mail, the former president rolled up to the green at West Palm Beach with a five-point lead over his closest competition. The outlet reported that Trump boasted of having played an excellent round earlier in the week, and that that game would count as his first days score.

Trump has long maintained that he has never once, ever, cheated at the game of golfand that hes come by his many, many club championship titles honestly. In 2019, however, sportswriter Rick Reilly disputed the then-presidents claims, telling Vox, This guy cheats like a mafia accountant. Trumps going around telling people he has won 20 [club championships], Reilly said elsewhere in the interview. But thats 100 percent a lie. I actually played with him once, and he told me how he does it: Whenever he opens a new golf course, because he owns 14 and operates another five, he plays the first club champion by himself and declares that the club championship and puts his name on the wall.



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Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7
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MelbuFrahma4
01/23/23 8:17:29 PM
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So that is where George Santos got the idea to lie about winning Volleyball championships.

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TheSuperSilver
01/23/23 8:35:09 PM
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MelbuFrahma4 posted...
So that is where George Santos got the idea to lie about winning Volleyball championships.
We ought to start putting "George Santos" in quotes since it's essentially an alias.

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When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius
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BuzzKilljoy
01/23/23 8:37:54 PM
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In other news, the Red Queen managed to win the croquet tournament in Wonderland.

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