Current Events > If a 93 year old man can find a wife, why cant you?

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Jx1010
01/21/23 10:28:03 AM
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What does he have that you dont have?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/5/AAWgGRAAEHFv.jpg

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PMarth2002
01/21/23 10:31:39 AM
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Well for one, I haven't been to the moon.

I'm not actually looking for a partner though.

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littlebro07
01/21/23 10:32:22 AM
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Dude looks fucking great for 93

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Jx1010
01/21/23 10:34:05 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
Well for one, I haven't been to the moon.

I'm not actually looking for a partner though.
Which is perfectly fine.
But why not, if u dont mind me asking.

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PMarth2002
01/21/23 10:37:46 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
Which is perfectly fine.
But why not, if u dont mind me asking.

Not interested in a relationship. Never have been really, at least not enough to pursue one.

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The_Korey
01/21/23 11:02:52 AM
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But why haven't you been to the moon?

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MabusIncarnate
01/21/23 11:04:40 AM
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I bet dude has a giant cock

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Jx1010
01/21/23 11:43:05 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I bet dude has a giant cock
Dont we all?

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Ryven
01/21/23 11:50:46 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
What does he have that you dont have?



The ability to say 'I'm 93 years old, the fuck do I care?'

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cuttin_in_farm
01/21/23 11:51:34 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Dude looks fucking great for 93


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The_Korey
01/21/23 12:44:55 PM
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6 inch schlong minimum.

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MedeaLysistrata
01/21/23 12:59:56 PM
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No feats

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Jx1010
01/21/23 1:08:43 PM
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Its all about the 6 huh

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MaxEffingBemis
01/21/23 1:10:25 PM
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Kind of disingenuous considering the 93 year old in question is Buzz fucking Aldrin.

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geshkigal
01/21/23 1:10:52 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Dude looks fucking great for 93

Doesn't being in space slow down aging?

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agoat
01/21/23 1:14:36 PM
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I want a husband not a wife

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--Zero-
01/21/23 1:18:00 PM
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Fame, recognition, money lol.

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