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Scotty_Rogers
01/16/23 12:43:29 AM
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I regret it, but I chose the life of no sex before marriage and I can't turn my back on it now. Let's just hope it'll all be worth it when I lose my virginity to my beautiful Christian future wife


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frozenstar
01/16/23 12:44:48 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I regret it, but I chose the life of no sex before marriage and I can't turn my back on it now. Let's just hope it'll all be worth it when I lose my virginity to my beautiful Christian future wife
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AlephZero
01/16/23 12:45:08 AM
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im saving myself for death

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Jennywentnorth8
01/16/23 1:06:20 AM
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Man I just realized that if you are a 30+ year old virgin then super Christian women really are your only option. Those are literally the only women who would want a virgin dude. She is probably going to be super vanilla too. Best case scenario is literally being doomed to being in a relationship with a hyper religious vanilla lady. That's awful.
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frozenstar
01/16/23 1:07:15 AM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
Man I just realized that if you are a 30+ year old virgin then super Christian women really are your only option. Those are literally the only women who would want a virgin dude. She is probably going to be super vanilla too. Best case scenario is literally being doomed to being in a relationship with a hyper religious vanilla lady. That's awful.
lol yeah except that they want guys that saved themselves not incels that just couldn't get laid

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The_Wheelman1
01/16/23 1:10:18 AM
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Nothing like getting laid to celebrate your 18th birthday.

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AlephZero
01/16/23 1:15:40 AM
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Jennywentnorth8
01/16/23 1:18:27 AM
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Lmao just coping bud. Is there maybe some small group of mythical woman that want to bust 30 year old virgins just for the fun of it? Sure. But 99% want the man, especially by the time they are fucking 30, to know what they are doing in the bedroom. Not many woman are too keen on going into a relationship knowing straight up the sex is going to suck ass and the dude is going to finish in like 2 seconds.
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ToadallyAwesome
01/16/23 1:20:01 AM
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I get a strong sense that this wasnt exactly a choice and your backpedaling heavily to help it make sense. Much like you do when people bring up Krillian or Bulma. Both of which are characters that have gotten laid might I point out.

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Jennywentnorth8
01/16/23 1:27:29 AM
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I talk to women all the time bro. In fact I think it is YOU that doesn't talk to woman!

See how fucking dumb that insult is? What do you want me to do bro? Show you every convo I have had with a woman in the last 10 years? Are you going to do that? No, then shut the fuck up with this dumbass pointless worthless insult. Like fuck man I ignored it once thinking you might realize how dumb it was but you just doubled down on it huh. Edit my bad while writing this you tripled down. Impressive move bud truly

Anyway, I get you disagree with me. But I personally don't see how in any world you think the average woman is going to be cool with being with a 30 year old virgin, for multiple reason but the fact that woman also happen to be sexual creatures that don't want the literal worst sex imaginable is reason enough.
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SomeLikeItHoth
01/16/23 1:29:25 AM
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Im saving myself for God.

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DoesntMatter
01/16/23 1:33:00 AM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
I talk to women all the time bro.
lol

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TerraSeeker
01/16/23 1:35:18 AM
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AlephZero posted...
im saving myself for death
Just like Thanos. Oh wait, he actually has kids.

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Big_Nabendu
01/16/23 2:06:55 AM
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Good for you cuz.
Doing the right thing

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Glob
01/16/23 2:24:03 AM
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Its not incel shit. The vast majority of women in that age bracket would expect the man to have some experience. Is it an absolute? Of course not. Nothing wrong with recognising the trend.

Also, please dont make assumptions about me being an incel because Im saying this, as its very much not the case.

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This post starts well. Yeah, if a woman genuinely likes you, she can probably see past the virgin thing even if she considers it a negative.

But then you once again go into your bullshit incel insults. Tone it down a bit dude.
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WallStreetWolf
01/16/23 2:29:53 AM
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This is probably a troll topic but I will respond seriously anyway. It's not that important. Stuff like that is better when you have feelings for someone

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MacadamianNut3
01/16/23 2:48:48 AM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
I talk to women all the time bro.
tagging topic for the lols and bros

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BloodMoon7
01/16/23 2:51:34 AM
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If women are real, why do none of them talk to me? It's because they are government spies.

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Hoodroar
01/16/23 4:43:50 AM
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None of this has anything to do with incels, incels believe whether or not you get laid is based purely on looks, i.e. age is irrelevant.

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rexcrk
01/16/23 5:04:33 AM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
Man I just realized that if you are a 30+ year old virgin then super Christian women really are your only option. Those are literally the only women who would want a virgin dude. She is probably going to be super vanilla too. Best case scenario is literally being doomed to being in a relationship with a hyper religious vanilla lady. That's awful.


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Gremlynn
01/16/23 5:05:11 AM
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wow Conflict when and back pedaled so hard i think it broke him

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accord
01/16/23 5:17:02 AM
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Women arent real, they are actually just government robot spies with cameras tracking your every move and gathering data.
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Gremlynn
01/16/23 5:18:50 AM
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yes these two posts are literally the same sentiment, not contradictory at all. You CLEARLY didn't start with some of the dumbest fucking nonsense anybody has ever written and then try to ignore it.


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tremain07
01/16/23 5:22:11 AM
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Think about it this way Scotty, if you had sex you may have caught something or knocked someone up you didn't want to and ended up with a child. Don't seek sex unless you are willing to accept the risks of it.

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Gremlynn
01/16/23 5:23:32 AM
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"women talk how into deflowering they are ALL THE TIME!"

"No... they really don't... there might be a small minority that are into it but it's not the norm"

"ZOMG WY IS IT ABOUT SECKS? MAYBE THEY JUST LIKE THE GUY EVEN IF HE'S A VIRGIN! I AM SO SMERT EVERYBODY ELSE IS SO DUM!"

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Gremlynn
01/16/23 5:30:59 AM
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Ah yes, im the one having a melty. Not the kid spouting insults and accusations literally every post they make.

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dj1200
01/16/23 5:32:40 AM
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AlephZero posted...
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dj1200
01/16/23 5:34:07 AM
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Good luck on safeguarding your virginity until you get married.

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Glob
01/16/23 11:22:29 AM
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Coming back to this after several hours and several cocktails.

Conflicts position seems a bit more steady. However, its still a little tenuous.

Gremlynn is not looking great.
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-BrokenSpiral-
01/16/23 11:57:39 AM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
Lmao just coping bud. Is there maybe some small group of mythical woman that want to bust 30 year old virgins just for the fun of it? Sure. But 99% want the man, especially by the time they are fucking 30, to know what they are doing in the bedroom. Not many woman are too keen on going into a relationship knowing straight up the sex is going to suck ass and the dude is going to finish in like 2 seconds.

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Jennywentnorth8
01/16/23 1:44:39 PM
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-BrokenSpiral- posted...
Sounds like you've never spoken to a woman in your life lmao

You sound like you eat shit. Guess that means it is true since I said it as an insult on an internet message board! Lmao!
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the_pika
01/16/23 1:48:18 PM
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Gremlynn posted...
Ah yes, im the one having a melty. Not the kid spouting insults and accusations literally every post they make.

didnt gremlynn had a melty so huge he got himself suspended a a couple weeks ago in a topic about sex being disgusting?

he seems to be pretty sex-triggered, IMO
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Dragon239
01/16/23 1:51:38 PM
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Lament

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bsp77
01/16/23 2:04:06 PM
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Gremlynn posted...
Ah yes, im the one having a melty. Not the kid spouting insults and accusations literally every post they make.
I have never seen you in a topic without eventually having a meltdown in that topic.

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the_pika
01/16/23 2:07:30 PM
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I guess someone fed gremlynn after midnight again
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Cobra1010
01/16/23 2:08:19 PM
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I just want to become a wizard.

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dj1200
01/16/23 3:10:30 PM
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How close are you?

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Dragon239
01/16/23 4:00:45 PM
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I personally am 1 year and 6 months away from wizard-hood.

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-Unowninator-
01/16/23 4:04:10 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Think about it this way Scotty, if you had sex you may have caught something or knocked someone up you didn't want to and ended up with a child. Don't seek sex unless you are willing to accept the risks of it.

This. It's why I will NEVER have sex. Edit: I also cannot understand why anyone would take such a risk.

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