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rexcrk
01/16/23 7:04:27 PM
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Spoiler alert: there are no wizard powers.

Although I feel like being able to handle being on my own in my mid-30s IS some kind of super power based on how many people I know who are completely codependent


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Gremlynn
01/16/23 7:24:29 PM
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Why would i just repeat what Jenny already said that still got met with needlessly antagonistic horse dook?

the_pika posted...
didnt gremlynn had a melty so huge he got himself suspended a a couple weeks ago in a topic about sex being disgusting?

he seems to be pretty sex-triggered, IMO

Just a warn, a single moderation for a very light offense (I implied an exchange of sexual favors as a reward for weirdly stanning somebody else who's only purpose was starting shit).

All of my moderations are straight to warn because about 8 months ago somebody on this site bragged about how many people they stalked off site and went to their home town over stupid internet beef and had the nerve to whine one person pulled a gun, told him that was the reasonable response to some stranger from gamefaqs stalking you at your own home and then got suspended for "threatening another user with violence". Literally ONLY suspension i've ever had, and since i've had it every moderation is a warning. My one moderation those couple weeks ago likely would have been an NKL otherwise.

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Gremlynn
01/16/23 7:27:25 PM
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bsp77 posted...
I have never seen you in a topic without eventually having a meltdown in that topic.

You just don't notice them or you have an extremely low threshold for what qualifies.

Then again you are more familiar with me on the one corner of this shithole of a website where "Ya i'd pull a gun on a weirdo from the internet stalking me to my home" is more punishable than "Yeah I stalked so many people to their homes after we argued online!"

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Gremlynn
01/16/23 7:44:42 PM
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I found your problem. You're arguing against shit NOBODY SAID!

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Letron_James
01/16/23 7:45:30 PM
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I'm saving myself for Alexandria Dodarro or Anya Joy Taylor. They will be my lovely concubines

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Gremlynn
01/16/23 8:03:53 PM
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"When I say that people should just kill themselves and that women talk about deflowering men ALL THE TIME, it's obviously hyperbole, but when other people say that most adult women aren't interested in adult virgins they actually literally mean every woman on the face of the earth will reject an adult virgin on principle!"


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the_pika
01/16/23 8:10:33 PM
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Weirdest melty today TBQH
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dioxxys
01/16/23 8:15:39 PM
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Should have had sex with Bulma
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Intro2Logic
01/16/23 8:15:40 PM
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As someone who was a 29 year old virgin who landed a girlfriend, I just wanna say that it is possible

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the_pika
01/16/23 8:15:52 PM
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maybe it touched a sensitive spot? Like maybe he paid to lose his virginity and now this shatters his fantasy that he gained some status off that
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Gremlynn
01/16/23 8:28:32 PM
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Ah, so you just said something stupid as fuck and actually meant it. Sorry for giving you the benefit of the doubt.

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CanuckCowboy
01/16/23 8:30:59 PM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
Man I just realized that if you are a 30+ year old virgin then super Christian women really are your only option. Those are literally the only women who would want a virgin dude. She is probably going to be super vanilla too. Best case scenario is literally being doomed to being in a relationship with a hyper religious vanilla lady. That's awful.

Ive been in a relationship with 2 really Christian girls and I gotta say in my experience very few of those are virgins even at 20. Gfs or friends... anecdotally speaking a lot of em are actually the horniest most promiscuous girls I've know.

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-BrokenSpiral-
01/16/23 8:31:10 PM
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Congratulations: you must have a top-tier life if that's your regret.

If you don't and that's your regret, then lmao
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Gremlynn
01/16/23 8:41:16 PM
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Because most people, in general AREN'T interested in dating adult virgins. And it's not because virginity itself is so off putting, it's because of all the red flags it sends up. If their a virgin by choice at that age, it speaks to being uncommonly prudish or old fashioned in regards to sex, in ways that do NOT mesh well with most sexually active adults. And if they are in their 30s and a virgin despite pursuing sexual relationships? Immediately puts the question in most people's minds "what's wrong with them?". Even if it's just a "too busy, work / school had to come first" is STILL a red flag to anybody interested in an actual relationship snd not just being a trophy.


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the_pika
01/16/23 9:16:16 PM
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Gremlynn posted...
Because most people, in general AREN'T interested in dating adult virgins. And it's not because virginity itself is so off putting, it's because of all the red flags it sends up. If their a virgin by choice at that age, it speaks to being uncommonly prudish or old fashioned in regards to sex, in ways that do NOT mesh well with most sexually active adults. And if they are in their 30s and a virgin despite pursuing sexual relationships? Immediately puts the question in most people's minds "what's wrong with them?". Even if it's just a "too busy, work / school had to come first" is STILL a red flag to anybody interested in an actual relationship snd not just being a trophy.

so if someone reaches a certain age (30 or 40 or whatever) without having sex they might as well cut their thing? How stupid is that idea?

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RAAAWWWRRR
01/16/23 9:22:39 PM
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18-19? Wait until you're 26 like me...

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-Unowninator-
01/16/23 9:47:01 PM
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Conflict posted...


What is "birth control" for 500, Alex

Doesn't help against STDs. Also doesn't that have a chance of failure?

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Gremlynn
01/16/23 10:15:03 PM
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the_pika posted...
so if someone reaches a certain age (30 or 40 or whatever) without having sex they might as well cut their thing? How stupid is that idea?

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

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the_pika
01/16/23 10:36:12 PM
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Gremlynn posted...
Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

the melty continues
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Gremlynn
01/17/23 2:29:24 AM
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"I have no argument to speek of, but throw out insults and accusations in literally every post i type!"

Sorry your fetish group made you think the world is different than it is, but the reality is that if you have not succeeded in attracting a partner by your 30s, odds are the problem is you, and every potential partner KNOWS the problem is you, and guess what? That's a turn off to most non-toxic people.

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Gremlynn
01/17/23 3:37:27 AM
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Dude literally NOBODY uses the term "Deflowering" in that context outside of it being their kink. That language is BLATANT fetishization of virginity and you're an outright liar if you try to claim otherwise. "Into deflowering" is LITERALLY a fetish.


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Gremlynn
01/17/23 4:57:14 AM
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"If you don't agree with the idea that women im general talk about 'deflowering' ALL THE TIME you must literally never talk to women"

Goddamn the delusion is strong over here.

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the_pika
01/17/23 8:30:34 AM
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Multi-day gremlynn melty!!!! (Baby yoda yay . Jpg)
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