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Scorsese2002 01/14/23 10:42:25 AM #1:	Would you rather speak all languages or speak to animals? Speak all languages Speak to animals Would you rather speak all languages or speak to animals? - Results (65 votes) Speak all languages 67.69% (44 votes) 44 Speak to animals 32.31% (21 votes) 21 Speak to animals --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:970836629] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote> Would you rather speak all languages or speak to animals? Speak all languages Speak to animals Vote View Results Would you rather speak all languages or speak to animals? - Results (65 votes) Speak all languages 67.69% (44 votes) 44 Speak to animals 32.31% (21 votes) 21 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80311626', message: '0', key: '98321bb1' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Speak to animals </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 01/14/23 10:43:15 AM #2:	Animals don't have the brain capacity to create intelligible speech to understand. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:970836641] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Animals don't have the brain capacity to create intelligible speech to understand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 01/14/23 10:44:57 AM #3:	DeadBankerDream posted... Animals don't have the brain capacity to create intelligible speech to understand. Bet you're fun at parties --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:970836656] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite><quote>Animals don't have the brain capacity to create intelligible speech to understand.</quote>Bet you're fun at parties</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 01/14/23 10:46:06 AM #4:	All languages. The struggle to learn languages is very real so instantly being able to speak them all would be awesome. It would have major impact on my life. <cite>Glob posted [p:970836672] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>All languages.The struggle to learn languages is very real so instantly being able to speak them all would be awesome. It would have major impact on my life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PesticideDream 01/14/23 11:05:24 AM #5:	I love animals but I wouldn't want to talk to them. They don't really have any other interests in life beyond eating, drinking, fucking, sleeping, and surviving. <cite>PesticideDream posted [p:970836966] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>I love animals but I wouldn't want to talk to them. They don't really have any other interests in life beyond eating, drinking, fucking, sleeping, and surviving. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 01/14/23 11:09:02 AM #6:	I assume by speaking to animals, you mean being able to converse with them, but still without necessarily any guarantee that they would obey your commands or anything. Regardless, easily languages. Why would I want to converse with animals? I usually just want them to go away. <cite>Philip027 posted [p:970837027] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>I assume by speaking to animals, you mean being able to converse with them, but still without necessarily any guarantee that they would obey your commands or anything.Regardless, easily languages. Why would I want to converse with animals? I usually just want them to go away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElleRagu 01/14/23 11:10:10 AM #8:	tough one i feel like speaking all languages would be more useful in general, especially since animals don't seem to be all that smart by our conventions (even the smartest species tend to get compared to children in cognitive ability) of course animals not measuring up to what we consider intelligent might not indicate that they would be so dumb to make good conversation near impossible but nonetheless... --- MARTIAL ARTS LANGUAGE COMMENCES <cite>ElleRagu posted [p:970837052] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>tough onei feel like speaking all languages would be more useful in general, especially since animals don't seem to be all that smart by our conventions (even the smartest species tend to get compared to children in cognitive ability)of course animals not measuring up to what we consider intelligent might not indicate that they would be so dumb to make good conversation near impossible but nonetheless...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowMan033 01/14/23 11:14:01 AM #9:	Animals. Would love to sit around, watch football, have a beer and shoot the shit with my dog. Would probably expound the already heavy emotional impact when they die by a lot though. --- LSU Tigers - 2019 National Champions 1958, 2003, 2007, 2019 <cite>ShadowMan033 posted [p:970837112] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Animals.Would love to sit around, watch football, have a beer and shoot the shit with my dog.Would probably expound the already heavy emotional impact when they die by a lot though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 01/14/23 11:16:10 AM #10:	All languages. By far. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:970837153] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>All languages. By far. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 01/14/23 11:17:35 AM #11:	All languages. So many doors would open for you. --- 11/8/2022 - The day the Blue Wall intercepted the Red Wave. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:970837171] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>All languages.So many doors would open for you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 01/14/23 11:30:10 AM #12:	Solar_Crimson posted... All languages. So many doors would open for you. True but then youd have to hear more of the worst in people --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:970837386] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite><quote>All languages.So many doors would open for you.</quote>True but then youd have to hear more of the worst in people </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/14/23 11:32:23 AM #13:	Speak to animals would either just mean I can command them or send out impulse orders like Aquaman to sea life Or it would mean I literally can understand their thoughts. But unless all animals get an intelligence upgrade, the conversations will probably suck Being able to understand all human languages would be more useful Also I think I would have to become a vegetarian if I suddenly could understand animals. <cite>Zikten posted [p:970837424] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Speak to animals would either just mean I can command them or send out impulse orders like Aquaman to sea lifeOr it would mean I literally can understand their thoughts. But unless all animals get an intelligence upgrade, the conversations will probably suckBeing able to understand all human languages would be more useful Also I think I would have to become a vegetarian if I suddenly could understand animals. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 01/14/23 11:33:02 AM #14:	Scorsese2002 posted... True but then youd have to hear more of the worst in people What if you learn your beloved pet hates you or is racist? Shattering the illusion of unconditional love would be far more devastating, imo. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:970837433] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Scorsese2002 posted... </cite><quote>True but then youd have to hear more of the worst in people</quote>What if you learn your beloved pet hates you or is racist? Shattering the illusion of unconditional love would be far more devastating, imo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 01/14/23 11:36:39 AM #15:	Could you imagine having to constantly hear all the shit birds are saying right outside your window? --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:970837503] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Could you imagine having to constantly hear all the shit birds are saying right outside your window?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 01/14/23 11:36:55 AM #16:	Ignoring monetary benefits, language would really only be good for experiencing foreign media. I hate traveling, so it wouldnt really provide any other major benefit. Speaking to animals seems like mostly a novelty unless it comes with coercion to make them do things. Guess Id go with language. <cite>Nemu posted [p:970837508] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Ignoring monetary benefits, language would really only be good for experiencing foreign media. I hate traveling, so it wouldnt really provide any other major benefit. Speaking to animals seems like mostly a novelty unless it comes with coercion to make them do things. Guess Id go with language.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 01/14/23 11:37:05 AM #17:	SuperShake666 posted... What if you learn your beloved pet hates you or is racist? Shattering the illusion of unconditional love would be far more devastating, imo. Damn, its too early for this back and forth lol --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:970837511] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>SuperShake666 posted... </cite><quote>What if you learn your beloved pet hates you or is racist? Shattering the illusion of unconditional love would be far more devastating, imo.</quote>Damn, its too early for this back and forth lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 01/14/23 11:39:05 AM #18:	Pretty sure anybody can just already speak to animals... --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:970837547] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure anybody can just already speak to animals... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCroft 01/14/23 11:44:08 AM #19:	All languages all the way. Think of all the possibilities if you could understand all languages. For instance there would be no more need to look for movies or TV programmes with dubs or subtitles if you could understand the language they are in. Or being able to read books/newspapers/internet sites in other languages. So that is far more important than being able to understand and speak to animals. --- All your base are belong to us. Been gaming since 1979. Xbox Live Account Sophitia99 <cite>CassandraCroft posted [p:970837638] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>All languages all the way.Think of all the possibilities if you could understand all languages. For instance there would be no more need to look for movies or TV programmes with dubs or subtitles if you could understand the language they are in.Or being able to read books/newspapers/internet sites in other languages.So that is far more important than being able to understand and speak to animals.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/14/23 11:46:41 AM #20:	__starsnostars posted... Pretty sure anybody can just already speak to animals... Unless you are mute <cite>Zikten posted [p:970837690] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>__starsnostars posted... </cite><quote>Pretty sure anybody can just already speak to animals...</quote>Unless you are mute</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 01/14/23 11:51:05 AM #21:	Animals easily. You can at least use Google translate to communicate with others but who knows what animals are thinking. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:970837757] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Animals easily. You can at least use Google translate to communicate with others but who knows what animals are thinking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/14/23 11:52:00 AM #22:	Scorsese2002 posted... Bet you're fun at parties If I could talk to animals I would be --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:970837783] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Scorsese2002 posted... </cite><quote>Bet you're fun at parties</quote>If I could talk to animals I would be</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 01/14/23 11:54:42 AM #23:	Will the animals do what I tell them? If so I'd pick that. Otherwise it's kind of a useless ability unless you work with animals. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:970837825] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Will the animals do what I tell them? If so I'd pick that. Otherwise it's kind of a useless ability unless you work with animals. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 01/14/23 12:01:24 PM #24:	All languages would be too good to pass up. Though I happily spent the perk point on talking to animals in Divinity Original Sin 2 because those conversations are too cute. --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:970837956] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>All languages would be too good to pass up.Though I happily spent the perk point on talking to animals in Divinity Original Sin 2 because those conversations are too cute.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 01/14/23 12:02:10 PM #25:	LOL at people that want to converse with animals, as if they are sapient beings that just happen to speak a different language than you. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:970837967] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>LOL at people that want to converse with animals, as if they are sapient beings that just happen to speak a different language than you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 01/14/23 12:02:57 PM #26:	I would be able to eventually learn all the languages I want to but would never be able to speak to animals. so the animals --- ...to make my way in the world as a music man <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:970837976] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>I would be able to eventually learn all the languages I want to but would never be able to speak to animals.so the animals</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 01/14/23 9:05:00 PM #28:	Cleo_II posted... Animals easily. You can at least use Google translate to communicate with others but who knows what animals are thinking. You cant use google translate to have a proper conversation. I have tried. <cite>Glob posted [p:970848497] in Would you ... [t:80311626]...</cite> <quote>Cleo_II posted... </cite><quote>Animals easily. You can at least use Google translate to communicate with others but who knows what animals are thinking.</quote>You cant use google translate to have a proper conversation. I have tried.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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