Current Events > Why are they called Lightsabers? The beam are not curved.

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Flauros
01/09/23 5:02:16 PM
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Why not Lightswords?

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LincolnDuncan
01/09/23 5:02:55 PM
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They're called lifesavers and I like the cherry ones best

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Crimsoness
01/09/23 5:07:27 PM
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Curved. Beams.

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viewmaster_pi
01/09/23 5:08:07 PM
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they're curved now?

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Paragon21XX
01/09/23 5:08:09 PM
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Have you seen those warriors from Coruscant? They've got straight sabers. Straight. Sabers.

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A_Good_Boy
01/09/23 5:08:56 PM
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Dooku is the one closest to having lightsabers, but they're not named after his weapons.

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Powdered_Toast
01/09/23 5:10:41 PM
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Because it sounds cool.

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ParanoidObsessive
01/09/23 5:47:41 PM
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Sabers aren't universally curved. Fencing sabers, for instance. There are also "thrusting" sabers that are straight, and some dress sabers are straight (like old US Cavalry sabers).

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Smackems
01/09/23 5:55:11 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Sabers aren't universally curved. Fencing sabers, for instance. There are also "thrusting" sabers that are straight, and some dress sabers are straight (like old US Cavalry sabers).
This , if you want to get technical. They aren't all curved

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
01/09/23 5:56:54 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
they're curved now?

They're curved now!

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BurmesePenguin
01/09/23 5:57:37 PM
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Why isn't my penis called a saber?
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Jagr_68
01/09/23 5:57:41 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
they're curved now?

Oh they're definitely curved now...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/8/AAUQbgAAEEwk.jpg

and twisted too >____>

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Zikten
01/09/23 5:59:32 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Oh they're definitely curved now...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/8/AAUQbgAAEEwk.jpg

and twisted too >____>
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theAteam
01/09/23 6:00:36 PM
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It's not even light right it's some kind of plasma sword

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Mistere_Man
01/09/23 6:01:53 PM
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Maybe they curve back into themself which is why they blade doesnt keep going on?

Like () but so close it looks straight.

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Jagr_68
01/09/23 6:11:15 PM
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Zikten posted...
They should have made a 2nd Spaceballs to parody the prequels. And 3rd one to parody the sequels

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ParanoidObsessive
01/09/23 6:12:03 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Why isn't my penis called a saber?

Because it's more of a pocketknife.

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BurmesePenguin
01/09/23 6:12:27 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Because it's more of a pocketknife.
It's much more curved than a pocketknife.
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ParanoidObsessive
01/09/23 6:15:03 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
It's much more curved than a pocketknife.

There are lots of curved pocketknives, though.

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AgentCoulson
01/09/23 6:17:55 PM
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Lightsword sounds stupid. Almost as stupid as lazersword.

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ParanoidObsessive
01/09/23 6:31:45 PM
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AgentCoulson posted...
Lightsword sounds stupid. Almost as stupid as lazersword.

https://youtu.be/SaB19auvjc8?t=47

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