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https://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/23227320.carpet-fitter-awkward-problem-mounted-pavement-pembroke/

An industrial carpet fitter described by his solicitor as having two holes for his anus instead of one found himself before the courts this week charged with driving without due care and attention.

This is a hard-working man albeit with a very awkward physical problem, solicitor Michael Kelleher told Haverfordwest magistrates this week.

Its very difficult to think of a way of describing his problem, other than he has two holes for his anus instead of one.

On July 1, 2022, three men were standing outside Castle Inn on Main Street, Pembroke when they saw a white Peugeot van driving towards them. The van was being driven by Christopher Henderson-Grey, 37.

The van drove towards them and mounted the kerb, said Crown Prosecutor Nia James.

Fortunately it missed them, but it was travelling too quickly and they could have been seriously hurt.

Ms James added that other witnesses also expressed their concern at the manner of his driving.
This was aggressive driving, she said.

But Ms Jamess claim was disputed by Michael Kelleher.

His job brought him to the area, he was staying overnight but he didnt know his way around, he said.

Hed driven down the road the wrong way, was flagged and corrected himself. He put his brakes on, looked down to his satnav and found that his right hand had placed the vehicle slightly to the left. As soon as he realised what had happened, he corrected it.

"This certainly wasnt aggressive driving but a momentary lapse of concentration.

Christopher Henderson-Grey of Stirling Grove, Nottingham pleaded guilty to the charge of driving in a public place without due care and attention.

He was fined a total of 317. His licence was endorsed with three penalty points.

Ya. I'd probably be a bit pissy if I was the two Anus guy...

Kerb huh

Thought it was curb. Or I'd this something different, I barely read any of it

Kerb is the British spelling

Oh so he has two British anusi

What does the two buttholes have to do with anything

edit: can he fart in two directions at once

He can fart in stereo!

Man with two buttholes

Ive finally found a name for my band.

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BuckVanHammer posted...

Ya. I'd probably be a bit pissy if I was the two Anus guy...

I think you would be a bit shitty.

The two butthole thing is weird, but not sure why they brought it up. I was expecting it to be relevant to the story. Something like, his two buttholes make it hard to hold it in, so he was driving fast to get to his bathroom at home asap

Why does him having two buttholes matter?
How did they even figure out that he has two buttholes?

Maybe the relevance has something to do with the way Brits think?

Imagine being the judge, knowing this fact going into it, and trying to look at that dude with a straight face. I couldn't do it, i'm too much of a child.