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Bestoffuture 01/04/23 11:29:23 PM #1: |
That would spice up 2023 --- Clap for that, you stupid bastards. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chadwick69 01/04/23 11:30:41 PM #2: |
The media would LOVE for trump to be in any sort of position again. It was the easiest money of their life reporting on every dumb fucking thing he said. And people ate it up. --- Xe/Xim ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 01/04/23 11:35:02 PM #3: |
Yeah, that will shut him up! --- This is signature Not waste of data at all ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VampireCoyote 01/04/23 11:35:37 PM #4: |
He should be put on a canoe and that canoe should be put in prison --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solar_Crimson 01/04/23 11:37:03 PM #5: |
Just put him on an ice floe and send it out to sea. --- 11/8/2022 - The day the Blue Wall intercepted the Red Wave. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Medussa 01/04/23 11:38:27 PM #6: |
the fuck is wrong with you? --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! One must always be prepared to liberate treasure, Cameron. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 01/04/23 11:41:45 PM #7: |
The House is in session, okay? I put it in session. That amazing honor -- it's really amazing, I tell you -- was bestowed only to me. It's in the Constitution, okay? People are always telling me how good a speaker I am and how nice my house is, so I thought to myself, "why not combine these two qualities everyone loves?" And here I am, ready to speak as much as I can for this great, great House. I've long said this House was one of my favorites, and I proved it here today, okay? No one can say otherwise from now on. I won't let them speak lies and half-truths about me anymore, now that it's on the record. I'm glad the House has a recorder for records, because now when the lyin' Democrats or Sleepy Joe say something against me, I can just point to the record. That wonderful record. It helps us keep order, and you all know I'm a law and order kinda guy. As long as I'm here, I will keep the law and order. But don't worry, I'll share some with you guys, too! Just a little Speaker of the House joke, just a joke. You don't have to get upset, okay? I like to make jokes. I'm a joking kind of guy. Not to be confused with a clown -- I'm not one of those face-painting juggling bastards, I can tell you that -- but I'm a happy, fun person to be around. That's what I'm told, anyway, and the public knows best about me. They've seen me do it all, and now, I'm here to be part of this wonderful government yet again. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 01/04/23 11:44:13 PM #9: |
Solar_Crimson posted... Just put him on an ice floe and send it out to sea. Paint him seal colored --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoesntMatter 01/04/23 11:45:16 PM #10: |
he's a very stable speaker --- It don't matter. None of this matters. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gasgpmo 01/04/23 11:45:38 PM #11: |
Chadwick69 posted... The media would LOVE for trump to be in any sort of position again. It was the easiest money of their life reporting on every dumb fucking thing he said. And people ate it up. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 01/04/23 11:47:08 PM #12: |
On the flip side, he wouldnt be president. --- Italian, French, German. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bishop9800 01/04/23 11:48:37 PM #13: |
VampireCoyote posted... He should be put on a canoe More like over a waterfall..... --- There's enough attention whores on CE already ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DD_Divine 01/04/23 11:53:14 PM #14: |
SauI_Goodman posted... On the flip side, he wouldnt be president. he would be if they impeach both Biden and Harris --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pistachio12 01/05/23 12:04:45 AM #15: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] You don't have to be a congressperson to be the speaker. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bluezero 01/05/23 1:31:29 PM #16: |
VampireCoyote posted... He should be put on a canoeIf only we had any evidence of a crime /s --- i7-12700F - 3080 - 32GB 3200 - 1440p Ultrawide ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gigageek1500 01/05/23 1:32:32 PM #17: |
Has anyone been Speaker but not a Representative? --- "Like you're standing in front of them with your hands behind your back, and then present a small ribbon-wrapped gift to them." Duskmon on the colon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MaxEffingBemis 01/05/23 1:34:25 PM #18: |
This would be a worse punishment than prison for him so they should do it --- She took pity on me, horizontally, but most likely because of my band ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Srk700 01/05/23 1:35:17 PM #19: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Matt Gaetz seems to think he should be the next speaker. I mean that clown just recently voted for him to be. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 01/05/23 1:35:57 PM #20: |
The government should declare that the land on which Mara Lago is built, was suddenly discovered to have never been US territory. Block it off with a border wall and don't let Trump leave his property or he will be charged with being an illegal migrant ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 01/05/23 1:37:20 PM #21: |
Zikten posted... The government should declare that the land on which Mara Lago is built, was suddenly discovered to have never been US territory. Block it off with a border wall and don't let Trump leave his property or he will be charged with being an illegal migrantThey don't have to declare anything they can just take it with eminent domain and turn it into a refugee camp --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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theAteam 01/05/23 1:39:30 PM #22: |
Matt Gaetz unironically voted for him in the last vote. --- Buffalo Bills Prediction 12-5; Season 12-3 Next: ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 01/05/23 1:40:45 PM #23: |
theAteam posted... Matt Gaetz unironically voted for him in the last vote.It's because he is desperate for Trump to be in his debt and get him out of a human trafficking and sex with minors criminal charge ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TMOG 01/05/23 1:41:50 PM #24: |
Dude barely knows English and people are calling for him to be Speaker of the House ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gasgpmo 01/05/23 1:58:55 PM #25: |
TMOG posted... Dude barely knows English and people are calling for him to be Speaker of the HouseTrump knows words. He has the best words. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 01/05/23 2:01:15 PM #26: |
he wouldn't do it --- "They think it don't be like it is, but it do." -Oscar Gamble ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mybbqrules 01/05/23 3:24:23 PM #27: |
gasgpmo posted... Trump knows words. He has the best words.Proof: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftpc4fwcDfk --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 01/05/23 4:34:51 PM #28: |
theAteam posted... Matt Gaetz unironically voted for him in the last vote. i bet Russia has proof Gaetz fucked someone he knew was a minor --- Playing: The Last of Us Part II I hope something good happens to you today ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 01/05/23 6:32:11 PM #29: |
gasgpmo posted... Trump knows words. He has the best words.Hamburder? --- Italian, French, German. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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