Current Events > Jacob Curnow still in jail?

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You know, the NUMBER 1 RANKED INJUSTICE PLAYER OF ALL TIME?!

...Who was arrested for assaulting his own mom and sister when he was drunk.

https://youtu.be/gr-edwKXSjI

Is he the dude that kept reporting GameFAQs to the secret service for some reason?

NeonTentacles posted...

Is he the dude that kept reporting GameFAQs to the secret service for some reason?

Yep! Lmao.

NeonTentacles posted...

Is he the dude that kept reporting GameFAQs to the secret service for some reason?

INTERWEBUSER

Must have missed when he went to jail, was it recent? I only remember him running for some political office and got 0 votes because he didn't even vote for himself.

thronedfire2 posted...

INTERWEBUSER

Always made me laugh that he got so bored of trolling the Nintendo boards and Nintendo fans he focused solely on being an (even bigger) ass on the politics board

Reading a bit about this, happened like 2 months ago, threatened to kill police on video while holding an AR, went after his mother and sister with a machete and cut them both. At this point he was being held on 20k bail and waiting charges.

Interested in an update now.

Didnt this nutjob run for political office at some point too? Man, him and Dawkins who, to my knowledge lost his girlfriend and is still in one of those mental health facilities

MabusIncarnate posted...

Reading a bit about this, happened like 2 months ago, threatened to kill police on video while holding an AR, went after his mother and sister with a machete and cut them both. At this point he was being held on 20k bail and waiting charges.

Interested in an update now.

damn wtf

knew he was a bit unhinged obviously but still

MabusIncarnate posted...

Reading a bit about this, happened like 2 months ago, threatened to kill police on video while holding an AR, went after his mother and sister with a machete and cut them both. At this point he was being held on 20k bail and waiting charges.

Interested in an update now.

The fuck?! Hoooooly shit.

TomClark posted...

The fuck?! Hoooooly shit.

Yep. All on stream too.

Spiritlittle posted...

Yep. All on stream too.

Did someone save a video of it?

Goddamn this gangstalk dude went off the edge

SwordMaster13X posted...

Goddamn this gangstalk dude went off the edge

I mean, he is living at home at almost 40 with no career and is a speculated narcissist, so...

Getting cut by a machete is no joke

Spiritlittle posted...

I mean, he is living at home at almost 40 with no career and is a speculated narcissist, so...

yea but how many people attack others with a machete? Not everyone without a job decides to attack someone with a machete

MabusIncarnate posted...

Reading a bit about this, happened like 2 months ago, threatened to kill police on video while holding an AR, went after his mother and sister with a machete and cut them both. At this point he was being held on 20k bail and waiting charges.

Interested in an update now.

You could tell from his videos how unhinged he was but damn

The irony that this "man" used to call Nintendo fans manchildren was most definitely lost on him lmao

Watch his defense in court be "its Obama's fault I attacked my mother and sister".....

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/6/AATEuDAAEDPq.jpg

Who could have possibly seen that coming from this guy?

I remember when jacob curnow impersonated his mom on the mk11 or injustice 2 boards after he'd been suspended

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Jesus... 1:44:00 "I heard you break the perimeter, why'd you break the perimeter"

All his Mom was doing was asking him to keep the noise down.

Anyway I hope they sold all his shit just to be spiteful. What a clown.

Bio1590 posted...

Getting cut by a machete is no joke

As someone with 4 who has had unfortunate mishaps more than once, I can confirm

GranolaPanic posted...

Why is he wearing a bulletproof vest while hes playing a game?

He is not stable.

.....Is he also wearing pieces from the Shreaders costume?

b_nolan posted...

.....Is he also wearing pieces from the Shreaders costume?

he definitely has at times. I saw at least one video with him doing that and I laughed in the comments

Bio1590 posted...

Getting cut by a machete is no joke

Yup, watched a guy in high school get hit by one. They went for his head but he got an arm up and it was essentially split in half the long way down about half way to his elbow.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Yup, watched a guy in high school get hit by one. They went for his head but he got an arm up and it was essentially split in half the long way down about half way to his elbow.

could they save his arm?

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Truly.

Bad sadly, Jacob Curnow isn't even a troll. He's just a terrible mentally unstable "human." He can't talk about anything other than his NUMBER 1 RANKED IN THE WORLD IN INJUSTICE!!!!!! nonsense lol.

the_pika posted...

could they save his arm?

They did mostly, he never fully recovered function in his pinky and ring finger.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

They did mostly, he never fully recovered function in his pinky and ring finger.

on one side, what a shame. On the other side, wow, thats great considering the damage that had been done.

what happened to the psycho machete guy?

the_pika posted...

on one side, what a shame. On the other side, wow, thats great considering the damage that had been done.

what happened to the psycho machete guy?

Not sure. I was grade 10 at the time, the guy that got cut was grade 12, and the guy that cut him was two years older than him. It was all over drugs and shit so I wasn't too deep into that scene yet, but I was standing out at the doors it happened at when it happened. It was pretty intense to watch it happen.

One of Trump's very fine people.

Mearcstapa posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/6/AATEuDAAEDPq.jpg

Ted Bundy as portrayed by Jim Carrey

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Ah.

Reminds me of the weird people smiling in the Black Hole Sun video

I had no idea he was even in jail. For the record, some people still claim that he wasn't Interwebuser.

A bad son and a bad brother.

Just watched the video. This is so sad. This is what happens when you lay alcohol on top of the mountain load of problems you already have. Just don't drink.

I quit drinking at 26. Nobody wants to see a drunk 40 year old. Ever. It's sad and pathetic. Drinking will do nothing to improve your situation. If you're 40, live at home, with no job, then especially don't drink, or smoke weed. Honestly, don't even game. You're just making your problems worse.

thronedfire2 posted...

INTERWEBUSER

Would explain why I haven't seen him or his alt in a while.

Solar_Crimson posted...

One of Trump's very fine people.

Yep, no reason to differentiate between him and any other MAGA.

FAQ-Checker posted...

I had no idea he was even in jail. For the record, some people still claim that he wasn't Interwebuser.

Interwebs shared tells with Cornrows.

Like using "just asking questions!" in their posts.

MabusIncarnate posted...

went after his mother and sister with a machete and cut them both.

Was it a machete? In the video it sounds like he cut them with his Batman gauntlets.

I'd honestly be more worried about the fact that he walks back into frame carrying an assault rifle that I guess was just laying around in the kitchen? That seems normal. He starts peeling that cosplay armor off pretty quick when he knows the cops are on their way, despite 2 minutes earlier saying he was going to gun down any police that showed up. Seems like he was happy to push his mom and sister around, but when other men showed up he fell back into beta cuck mode pretty quick.

Spiritlittle posted...

You know, the NUMBER 1 RANKED INJUSTICE PLAYER OF ALL TIME?!

...Who was arrested for assaulting his own mom and sister when he was drunk.

https://youtu.be/gr-edwKXSjI

I think my favorite part of the parts I skimmed was his mother asking her 40 year old drunk manchild wearing literal silver painted batman gauntlets and a tactical vest "what's wrong with you?"

It's like "jeez, how much time ya got?"