Current Events > Post in this topic and you WILL get laid in 2023

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Rob_Cesternino 01/01/23 3:28:07 AM #1:	I guarantee it. Go ahead. You've got nothing to lose, and everything to gain. --- Stop asking me if I'm Jessica Simpson. Jewish girls Survivor is the greatest show EVER. are hawt <cite>Rob_Cesternino posted [p:970541948] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>I guarantee it.Go ahead. You've got nothing to lose, and everything to gain.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
God_of_6strings 01/01/23 3:31:31 AM #2:	Might as well give it a try. <cite>God_of_6strings posted [p:970541979] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Might as well give it a try. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leebul 01/01/23 3:34:12 AM #3:	Will it be an enjoyable experience though and with someone I actually want to do it with? Because if not, then no dice amigo. --- https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/WittyOrFunny/#sort=order <cite>leebul posted [p:970542003] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Will it be an enjoyable experience though and with someone I actually want to do it with? Because if not, then no dice amigo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarbyIsBack 01/01/23 3:34:27 AM #4:	I am posting in this topic solely to prove you wrong. --- The Bagel made me do it. I am the master of dead memes <cite>MarbyIsBack posted [p:970542006] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>I am posting in this topic solely to prove you wrong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordOfTheCats 01/01/23 3:34:59 AM #5:	I'll believe it when it happens. <cite>LordOfTheCats posted [p:970542013] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>I'll believe it when it happens. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 01/01/23 3:36:00 AM #6:	post post post...breaks post button --- https://streamable.com/3ajdi3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:970542018] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>post post post...breaks post button</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 01/01/23 3:37:27 AM #7:	No --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:970542029] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>No</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 01/01/23 3:57:55 AM #8:	challenge accepted i'm going to go a voluntary year of celibacy just to prove you wrong. I already deleted 3 numbers from my phone to help with this mission. <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:970542189] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>challenge acceptedi'm going to go a voluntary year of celibacy just to prove you wrong. I already deleted 3 numbers from my phone to help with this mission. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 01/01/23 4:00:12 AM #9:	This topic is a fraud. Don't fall for this. 0 stars --- I don't drink. I don't smoke. My addiction is World Wrestling Entertainment. The Vince McMahon Saga has ended (1982-2022): https://youtu.be/02JQ1JxlNb4 <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:970542203] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>This topic is a fraud. Don't fall for this. 0 stars</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 01/01/23 4:08:04 AM #10:	Post. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:970542265] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DBZAOTA482 01/01/23 4:17:09 AM #11:	For sure. Some female in a club recently was all up in my ear saying "Happy new years". I think it was an invitation to hit it. Then again... you never know. --- I'm not a victim. <cite>DBZAOTA482 posted [p:970542322] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>For sure. Some female in a club recently was all up in my ear saying "Happy new years". I think it was an invitation to hit it.Then again... you never know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 01/01/23 4:45:06 AM #12:	maybe in my dreams --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:970542463] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>maybe in my dreams</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 01/01/23 4:53:11 AM #13:	This topic is lile the oppo of subtle sex-brag topics Im not sure which is more pathetic. Call it a draw. Then again 38% of CE are virgins so....yknow......... <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:970542506] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>This topic is lile the oppo of subtle sex-brag topicsIm not sure which is more pathetic. Call it a draw. Then again 38% of CE are virgins so....yknow.........</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 01/01/23 6:14:29 AM #14:	Won't happen. --- https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCVle285bEgZ_D9otGewQwmw ^ My YouTube. <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:970542992] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Won't happen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
visualboy2003 01/01/23 6:17:43 AM #15:	i want sex. <cite>visualboy2003 posted [p:970543009] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>i want sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 01/01/23 6:18:52 AM #16:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/7/AAWYnXAAD7oz.jpg --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:970543018] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/7/AAWYnXAAD7oz.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
action52 01/01/23 6:33:14 AM #17:	To whoever decides to lay me this year: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/2/AAAJePAAD-QO.jpg --- And who are you, my little friend? Not a spoon... not a fork... but something in between. A fpoon. What will you think of next, Germany? <cite>action52 posted [p:970543129] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>To whoever decides to lay me this year:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/2/AAAJePAAD-QO.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mew 01/01/23 7:47:58 AM #18:	Got laid during New Year's at midnight lol --- https://gfycat.com/tensescarygermanshepherd <cite>Mew posted [p:970543588] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Got laid during New Year's at midnight lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 01/01/23 7:51:38 AM #19:	You guys are missing the fine print. If you zoom in on the topic title x100 you can faintly see the word 'out' after 'laid'. Hard pass. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:970543606] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>You guys are missing the fine print. If you zoom in on the topic title x100 you can faintly see the word 'out' after 'laid'.Hard pass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lvaneede 01/01/23 7:58:19 AM #20:	I cant wait --- Fact: Nintendo is the best, there is no point denying it. <cite>Lvaneede posted [p:970543673] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>I cant wait</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 01/01/23 9:15:53 AM #21:	posts hopefully with fingers crossed on both hands --- Cuteness is justice! It's the law. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:970544319] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>posts hopefully with fingers crossed on both hands</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Cloud105 01/01/23 9:20:25 AM #22:	Lol --- Currently Playing: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Replaying: The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky FC <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:970544362] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cotton_Eye_Joe 01/01/23 9:20:42 AM #23:	Sure --- Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it. <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:970544368] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/01/23 9:25:01 AM #24:	I don't believe you. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:970544414] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>I don't believe you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 01/01/23 9:27:37 AM #25:	Done. --- This signature is for people who can't read good. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:970544445] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Done.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSMajinVegeta2 01/01/23 9:40:29 AM #26:	Well im married and my wife doesnt hate me so --- On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a game developer. But in my heart, I am a gamer. Satoru Iwata, 1959 - 2015 RIP GP God bless <cite>SSMajinVegeta2 posted [p:970544575] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Well im married and my wife doesnt hate me so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 01/01/23 9:42:59 AM #27:	Gimme dat pussy! --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:970544598] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Gimme dat pussy!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 01/01/23 9:47:52 AM #28:	--- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:970544643] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/01/23 9:56:44 AM #29:	sure --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:970544726] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Intro2Logic 01/01/23 10:03:44 AM #30:	I already have --- Have you tried thinking rationally? <cite>Intro2Logic posted [p:970544819] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>I already have</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 01/01/23 10:06:44 AM #31:	Intro2Logic posted... I already have --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif <cite>MrResetti posted [p:970544856] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Intro2Logic posted... </cite><quote>I already have</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 01/01/23 10:16:29 AM #32:	I wish everyone a very pleasant sexual encounter in the new year. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:970544977] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>I wish everyone a very pleasant sexual encounter in the new year.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidEngel 01/01/23 10:21:54 AM #33:	Why not --- I am a super sandwich! http://www.last.fm/user/ToxicOrochi <cite>MorbidEngel posted [p:970545041] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Why not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 01/01/23 10:24:26 AM #34:	CyricZ posted... I wish everyone a very pleasant sexual encounter in the new year. And some that go well beyond "pleasant" :) --- Currently playing: Neon White <cite>bsp77 posted [p:970545073] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>CyricZ posted... </cite><quote>I wish everyone a very pleasant sexual encounter in the new year.</quote>And some that go well beyond "pleasant" :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/01/23 10:37:25 AM #35:	I also choose that guy's wife Just kidding bsp ;) --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:970545225] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>I also choose that guy's wifeJust kidding bsp ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 01/01/23 10:38:17 AM #36:	Hell yeah. I'm gonna show this topic to my wife --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:970545245] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Hell yeah. I'm gonna show this topic to my wife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 01/01/23 10:52:38 AM #37:	Damn. I posted 28 minutes ago and just had a quickie with my fiance. It works! --- Currently playing: Neon White <cite>bsp77 posted [p:970545452] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Damn. I posted 28 minutes ago and just had a quickie with my fiance. It works!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/01/23 10:53:57 AM #38:	bsp77 posted... Damn. I posted 28 minutes ago and just had a quickie with my fiance. It works! how was the bj, or was it all bj? no details? --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:970545463] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>bsp77 posted... </cite><quote>Damn. I posted 28 minutes ago and just had a quickie with my fiance. It works!</quote>how was the bj, or was it all bj?no details?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 01/01/23 10:57:08 AM #39:	MedeaLysistrata posted... how was the bj, or was it all bj? no details? No bj. Quickie only. Worried my kids would wake and interrupt us. --- Currently playing: Neon White <cite>bsp77 posted [p:970545509] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>how was the bj, or was it all bj?no details?</quote>No bj. Quickie only. Worried my kids would wake and interrupt us. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/01/23 10:58:26 AM #40:	bsp77 posted... No bj. Quickie only. Worried my kids would wake and interrupt us. bj are quiet... unless you aren't, lol --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:970545536] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>bsp77 posted... </cite><quote>No bj. Quickie only. Worried my kids would wake and interrupt us.</quote>bj are quiet... unless you aren't, lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 01/01/23 11:56:47 AM #41:	Already got laid last night after midnight Somehow special-occasion sex > everything, whether it's birthday sex or NYE sex. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:970546414] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Already got laid last night after midnight Somehow special-occasion sex > everything, whether it's birthday sex or NYE sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 01/01/23 11:58:39 AM #42:	MedeaLysistrata posted... bj are quiet... unless you aren't, lol Ugh, the concern wasn't noise. It was how long we had. Since my last post they all woke up and I was forced into making waffles. --- Currently playing: Neon White <cite>bsp77 posted [p:970546442] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>bj are quiet... unless you aren't, lol</quote>Ugh, the concern wasn't noise. It was how long we had.Since my last post they all woke up and I was forced into making waffles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/01/23 11:59:44 AM #43:	bsp77 posted... Ugh, the concern wasn't noise. It was how long we had. Since my last post they all woke up and I was forced into making waffles. do ya like waffles yeah we like waffles! --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:970546464] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>bsp77 posted... </cite><quote>Ugh, the concern wasn't noise. It was how long we had.Since my last post they all woke up and I was forced into making waffles.</quote>do ya like waffles yeah we like waffles!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 01/01/23 12:21:04 PM #44:	https://i.imgur.com/ssebHsS.gifv --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:970546768] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/ssebHsS.gifv</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 01/02/23 3:45:26 AM #45:	SSMajinVegeta2 posted... Well im married and my wife doesnt hate me so Give it time --- This signature is for people who can't read good. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:970562723] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>SSMajinVegeta2 posted... </cite><quote>Well im married and my wife doesnt hate me so</quote>Give it time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 01/02/23 3:45:44 AM #46:	Already did --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:970562726] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Already did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 01/02/23 4:20:53 AM #47:	Okay, let's see what happens. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:970562911] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Okay, let's see what happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hoodroar 01/02/23 4:28:41 AM #48:	Debunked. --- sigless user logic <cite>Hoodroar posted [p:970562964] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Debunked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 01/02/23 4:35:20 AM #49:	Were two days in so and both my girlfriend and I have been off work, so its happened several times already. <cite>Glob posted [p:970562995] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Were two days in so and both my girlfriend and I have been off work, so its happened several times already.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 01/02/23 4:57:41 AM #50:	Is the idea that you're going to hook people up in this topic together? --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:970563128] in Post in th... [t:80297008]...</cite> <quote>Is the idea that you're going to hook people up in this topic together?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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