Current Events > become a billionaire and you can snag a woman that looks like this

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AlephZero
12/26/22 1:55:50 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/1/AABFc1AAEByx.jpg

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Smashingpmkns
12/26/22 1:58:02 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/6/AAPstsAAEBy2.jpg

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AlephZero
12/26/22 9:48:00 AM
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mfw i will never get to play pin the weasel

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MileyVirus0
12/26/22 9:49:06 AM
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She looks like those nebbish nerdy characters that you see in movies that end up being like psychotic murders
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itachi15243
12/26/22 9:50:16 AM
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I don't want to snag a woman like I'm trying to get some cheap bargain bin souvenir, I want to be in love and live a good life damnit

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Kakapo
12/26/22 9:50:16 AM
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Ooh ok, this topic looks like fun.

Im missing a few key pieces of context.

Who are we shitting on?

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BlueBoy675
12/26/22 9:53:38 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Ooh ok, this topic looks like fun.

Im missing a few key pieces of context.

Who are we shitting on?
Sam Bankman-Fried

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CE_gonna_CE
12/26/22 9:53:52 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Ooh ok, this topic looks like fun.

Im missing a few key pieces of context.

Who are we shitting on?
Sam Bankman Frieds gf

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Kakapo
12/26/22 10:03:54 AM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Sam Bankman Frieds gf
Oh, but hes a sweaty crypto nerd. Thats different.

Also, she might be fucking lovely, but you guys would shit on anyone who doesnt look like someone Vegy would include in a Hey ugly topic.

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ToadallyAwesome
12/26/22 10:22:41 AM
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I think its also because he wasnt a real Billionaire and SBF had weird priorities overall. Which is why he is arrested

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Mearcstapa
12/26/22 10:24:44 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/6/AAPstsAAEBy2.jpg

lmfao

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Solar_Crimson
12/26/22 10:29:18 AM
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I mean, look at the guy himself:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/9/AANZVmAAEB1j.jpg

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alphagamble
12/26/22 10:38:21 AM
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I wouldn't say no tbh

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Fony
12/26/22 10:40:12 AM
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i think they broke up and just had a business relationship for most fo the time they were rich. she had some weird harem in south america. this dude scammed the whole world and couldn't hold on to that.

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DoesntMatter
12/26/22 10:44:08 AM
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that's the kind of women who would be willing to participate in a 10-person "polycule"

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Kakapo
12/26/22 10:45:57 AM
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DoesntMatter posted...
that's the kind of women who would be willing to participate in a 10-person "polycule"

Hows your unicycle going?

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DoesntMatter
12/26/22 10:47:50 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Hows your unicycle going?
lol you say this like you think i should be jealous of SBF or something

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CyricZ
12/26/22 10:48:21 AM
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Ah, TC's game is flawless.

No one can defend her without also tangentially defending her choice in men (massive financial criminal) so this becomes a free pass to shit on her looks.

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Kakapo
12/26/22 10:48:47 AM
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DoesntMatter posted...
lol you say this like you think i should be jealous of SBF or something
Oh no, I dont think you should be jealous of him or anything, but you totally have a unicycle.

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Ezekiel2320
12/26/22 10:50:12 AM
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She's uggo, but I bet she fucks like a Honey Badger.

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Southernfatman
12/26/22 10:50:20 AM
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Antifar
12/26/22 10:50:39 AM
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Weird topic, imo

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AmericaTheBrave
12/26/22 10:51:29 AM
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Respect women.

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Kakapo
12/26/22 10:51:39 AM
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Ezekiel2320 posted...
She's uggo, but I bet she fucks like a Honey Badger.
She looks like she probably has a cunning and devious plan but yeah, probably.

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Gamespoht
12/26/22 10:55:19 AM
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Antifar posted...
Weird topic, imo
CE and discussing women doesn't end well

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Fony
12/26/22 11:14:25 AM
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DoesntMatter posted...
that's the kind of women who would be willing to participate in a 10-person "polycule"

yea, definitely been on the shelf too long in life but got to act out her delusion at least.

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Devilanse333
12/26/22 11:23:42 AM
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Ezekiel2320 posted...
She's uggo, but I bet she fucks like a Honey Badger.

Youve had sex with a honey badger?

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Hornswoggled
12/26/22 11:31:25 AM
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If I was a billionaire, I wouldn't be messing with women. I'd become a recluse.

I already am a recluse, but I'd do it up to the nines.
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ZevLoveDOOM
12/26/22 11:33:50 AM
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hey, if that's his choice of women, it's whatever. who am i to judge... *shrugs*

btw, what did this SBF guy do again? i remember hearing his name before but my memory kinda fuzzy rn.
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CassandraCroft
12/26/22 11:39:50 AM
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Look at that she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea.

I bet she could open beer bottles with that over bite.

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CE_gonna_CE
12/26/22 11:40:45 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
hey, if that's his choice of women, it's whatever. who am i to judge... *shrugs*

btw, what did this SBF guy do again? i remember hearing his name before but my memory kinda fuzzy rn.
https://www.investopedia.com/what-went-wrong-with-ftx-6828447

tl:dr - Crypto Bro who has essentially committed fraud and swindled a shitton of money from people.

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Sad_Face
12/26/22 11:43:08 AM
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Fony posted...
i think they broke up and just had a business relationship for most fo the time they were rich. she had some weird harem in south america. this dude scammed the whole world and couldn't hold on to that.


She was IN SBF's harem in the Bahamas. Probably pretty low at the totem pole judging from her tumblr page people dug up.

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Ezekiel2320
12/26/22 11:43:45 AM
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Devilanse333 posted...
Youve had sex with a honey badger?


No, I'm not into bestiality, but one can infer from wildlife footage...

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DoesntMatter
12/26/22 11:43:49 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
hey, if that's his choice of women, it's whatever. who am i to judge... *shrugs*

btw, what did this SBF guy do again? i remember hearing his name before but my memory kinda fuzzy rn.
invented a cryptocoin, placed an arbitrary value on it out of thin air, founded a hedge fund company with his made up currency which set the valuation of the company at billions of dollars, didn't have any accounting department at all for either his crypto exchange company or his hedge fund company, "lost" billions of dollars of investors' money and is now claiming ignorance and that he wasn't TRYING to do anything wrong

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Forest_Temple
12/26/22 11:45:37 AM
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Like you can do any better

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Devilanse333
12/26/22 12:08:18 PM
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Ezekiel2320 posted...
No, I'm not into bestiality, but one can infer from wildlife footage...

Youre not just a little bit curious?
(j/k man).

Shes def cute. Id have to help her pick out some better eyewear, though.

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the_pika
12/26/22 12:33:14 PM
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She is literally a koopa
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sugarysyntax
12/26/22 12:34:40 PM
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she's very cute and in the right light would be beautiful. she'll make a man happy if she's a good woman. don't need to have money to get a beautiful woman.
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Vegy
12/26/22 12:37:06 PM
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She's cute

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Kakapo
12/26/22 12:37:10 PM
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Forest_Temple posted...
Like you can do any better
For once we are in agreemenr

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Kakapo
12/26/22 12:38:11 PM
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sugarysyntax posted...
she's very cute and in the right light would be beautiful. she'll make a man happy if she's a good woman. don't need to have money to get a beautiful woman.
A womans sole purpose in life isnt to make a man happy.

Just FYI, in case you were wondering.

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sugarysyntax
12/26/22 12:52:43 PM
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Kakapo posted...
A womans sole purpose in life isnt to make a man happy.

Just FYI, in case you were wondering.

i wasn't wondering about any of your worthless ideas, shut the fuck up
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Kakapo
12/26/22 1:01:23 PM
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sugarysyntax posted...
i wasn't wondering about any of your worthless ideas, shut the fuck up

I most sincerely and quite thoroughly apologise if I hit a nerve, monsieur/madam sensitive.

However, I must repeat:

A womans sole purpose in life isnt to make a man happy.

Just FYI, in case you were wondering.

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