Current Events > In the beginning, the people of Canada were pure evil.

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Heartomaton
12/25/22 4:58:14 PM
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Then, a great wizard name Tim Horton collected all of their rage and hatred, and cast it into the Canadian goose.

Everyone lived happily ever after.

Except for the geese.

They're still pissed.

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MarcoRubio
12/25/22 5:11:00 PM
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...lol?

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K181
12/25/22 5:12:50 PM
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Canada as a country is collectively one bad hockey game away from total anarchy.

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SSJKirby
12/25/22 5:17:19 PM
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K181 posted...
Canada as a country is collectively one bad hockey game away from total anarchy.
vancouver canucks fans riot if they lose, and riot when they win

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Ryven
12/25/22 5:19:34 PM
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Tim Hortons is overrated AF up here.

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Stagmar
12/25/22 8:33:00 PM
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I remember when Tim Hortons donuts were good. Makes me feel old.

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__starsnostars
12/25/22 8:33:52 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
vancouver canucks fans riot if they lose, and riot when they win

That's only a myth. We've never seen them win anything.

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frozenstar
12/25/22 8:36:21 PM
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MarcoRubio posted...
lol

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Proto_Spark
12/25/22 8:45:48 PM
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Ryven posted...
Tim Hortons is overrated AF up here.
They were good once. A couple things they have still are.

But yeah, its popular because they're everywhere now.
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DoesntMatter
12/25/22 8:46:19 PM
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where does the maple syrup come in at

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mustachedmystic
12/25/22 8:48:43 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
vancouver canucks fans riot if they lose, and riot when they win
If you remember da documentary Canadian Bacon, all you gotta do to trigger a riot at a Canadian hockey game is insult da beer.

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Heartomaton
12/25/22 8:53:35 PM
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DoesntMatter posted...
where does the maple syrup come in at

That's what Canadians have in their circulatory systems instead of blood.

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Stagmar
12/25/22 10:24:34 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
That's what Canadians have in their circulatory systems instead of blood.
That must be why I hate maple syrup. I cant stand the sight of my own blood.

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yusiko
12/28/22 6:08:14 PM
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i dont drink coffee so i never had any strong opinions on tim hortons but apparently its gone downhill the past few years
i did order a pumpkin spiced iced cap from them recently and it was disgusting

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Crimsoness
12/28/22 6:09:12 PM
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Is this true @ArchNemo ?

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K181
12/28/22 6:12:07 PM
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Also, Corner Gas sucks.

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ArchNemo
12/28/22 6:38:11 PM
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K181 posted...
Also, Corner Gas sucks.

Bad opinion

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Vyrulisse
12/28/22 6:39:12 PM
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Is it true all their wheels are square?

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itachi15243
12/28/22 6:42:36 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
That's what Canadians have in their circulatory systems instead of blood.

I know it's a widely know rumor, everyone talks about it.... But, is it true that maple syrup was also Tim Hortons first major invention as the first Supreme Monarch?

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Heartomaton
12/28/22 6:47:40 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
I know it's a widely know rumor, everyone talks about it.... But, is it true that maple syrup was also Tim Hortons first major invention as the first Supreme Monarch?

That information has been lost to time.

My theory is that maple syrup wasn't invented, it was just always around.

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MedeaLysistrata
12/30/22 4:13:43 PM
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i'm a member of L.E.A.F

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MarcoRubio
12/31/22 4:00:29 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
i'm a member of L.E.A.F

Certain aspects on pertain to card carrying members, so this is acceptable news. I welcome you

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MetroidGamer666
12/31/22 4:01:12 PM
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I can believe it
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MedeaLysistrata
12/31/22 4:04:11 PM
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MarcoRubio posted...
Certain aspects on pertain to card carrying members, so this is acceptable news. I welcome you
it's been a mild december that's for sure

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