Current Events > Honestly, society is pretty fast and loose with the Santa lie

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lilORANG
12/24/22 11:19:28 AM
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He shows up at shopping malls and at Parades and on TV. Any astute observer might notice that these men don't look the same, and that there is a grand Santa conspiracy.

And yet dumb little kids still don't figure it out for years.

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evilpresident
12/24/22 11:21:52 AM
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Figure what out?

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specialkid8
12/24/22 11:22:42 AM
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evilpresident posted...
Figure what out?
What the fuck is TC talking about?

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viewmaster_pi
12/24/22 11:23:05 AM
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evilpresident posted...
Figure what out?
that santa can teleport and shapeshift

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Zikten
12/24/22 11:25:26 AM
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I'm surprised that Republicans have never demanded for the end of Santa. The mythological origins of Santa all go back to Pagan stuff. The man himself is heavily based on Odin

I think Republicans don't realize where Santa comes from
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Southernfatman
12/24/22 11:29:31 AM
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Zikten posted...
I'm surprised that Republicans have never demanded for the end of Santa. The mythological origins of Santa all go back to Pagan stuff. The man himself is heavily based on Odin

I think Republicans don't realize where Santa comes from

Santa helps the capitalist machine.

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HudGard
12/24/22 11:32:30 AM
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Modern times are different

If I was a kid Id wonder why Santa wraps all our gifts in Amazon boxes

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GuerrillaSoldier
12/24/22 11:32:32 AM
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uh, you mean holiday magic right

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