Poll of the Day > I wish I could cook at home...

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ZangsBeard
12/19/22 4:36:21 AM
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Stuff I want to make, money I want to save.

Alas, it is not to be...

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ParanoidObsessive
12/19/22 8:04:53 AM
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Do you live in a small apartment with no kitchen?

Even then, there should be ways to cook if you really, really want to. Buy a camping stove or hot plate to have stove burners. If you don't have an oven, you can compromise with a toaster oven. Appliances like air fryers or rice cookers or rotisseries can cook certain meals. And then there's a fair number of meals (not just salads or sandwiches) which you can make even without cooking at all.

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ZangsBeard
12/19/22 2:26:19 PM
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Oh Ive got an air fryer, a full kitchen, and a ton of kitchen toys. Equipment isnt the issue

its my 80 year old incontinent father who refuses to do anything about it... and Im the cleaning lad.

The smell is the reason I cant cook.

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Mensis
12/19/22 2:29:40 PM
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Talk about a shitty situation

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ZangsBeard
12/19/22 2:33:50 PM
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Mensis posted...
Talk about a shitty situation

Yeah, and I dont have the stomach for it. Ool

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Lokarin
12/19/22 3:57:57 PM
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https://www.amazon.ca/Poo-Pourri-Toilet-Spray-Pack-Count/dp/B097YXF7S1/ref=sr_1_13

Just one spritz in the undies lasts like a week

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ZangsBeard
12/19/22 5:03:47 PM
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Lokarin posted...
https://www.amazon.ca/Poo-Pourri-Toilet-Spray-Pack-Count/dp/B097YXF7S1/ref=sr_1_13

Just one spritz in the undies lasts like a week

He would have to wear them for such a thing to work... >_>

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Lokarin
12/19/22 5:06:35 PM
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ZangsBeard posted...
He would have to wear them for such a thing to work... >_>

does he just go on the bed/couch/floor or what? Still, spritz!

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ZangsBeard
12/19/22 5:07:31 PM
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Lokarin posted...
does he just go on the bed/couch/floor or what? Still, spritz!

Yeah... hes incontinent in the worst definition.

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Lokarin
12/19/22 5:10:29 PM
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ZangsBeard posted...
Yeah... hes incontinent in the worst definition.

but sure, i used to work in health... i didn't know any seniors who went around nude

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ZangsBeard
12/19/22 5:20:55 PM
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Lokarin posted...
but sure, i used to work in health... i didn't know any seniors who went around nude

ok...?

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Lokarin
12/19/22 5:24:49 PM
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ZangsBeard posted...
ok...?

I mean, sorry for your situation... it just sound weird he'd be naked

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Lokarin
12/19/22 5:41:27 PM
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You could try a pressure trap... but I'm not sure how to achieve it since typically the kitchen IS a low pressure zone

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Mensis
12/19/22 5:42:06 PM
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Make him use a buttplug

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Lokarin
12/19/22 6:10:27 PM
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In either case... it's just my way of well-wishing you

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BADoglick
12/19/22 8:07:10 PM
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I know how to use a foreman grill

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fishy071
12/20/22 1:08:17 AM
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I know what you mean. It is such as hassle: preparation and cleaning.

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Molitheus
12/20/22 1:31:32 AM
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Don't know what to tell you. Hope things get better for you.

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Lokarin
12/20/22 1:43:39 AM
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Do you have a firebreak curtain for your kitchen? I mean, statistically you don't, but if you spritz a dividing curtain with pretty much any oil (something about ions and surface tension IDK) it should block odors to the kitchen...

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Downside is it will get very smelly very quickly on the one side

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Zenithian_Legend
12/20/22 2:55:32 AM
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Have you considered cooking your dad? Kind of a two birds, one stone type of deal.

Course you're probably not Mayan, or was that the Aztecs? Incas? Whatever tribe that Dahmer fellow belonged to... sociopaths?

All jokes aside, one or both of my parents reaching this point is a fear in the back of my mind (especially after seeing it first hand with a friend's mom). Hoping mine are both lucky and stay self-sufficient into their 90s. Best of luck with your unenviable situation.

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margin
12/20/22 9:34:57 AM
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Agree. Don't have time to cook, have to buy food :(
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