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Lost_All_Senses
12/16/22 7:46:05 PM
#51:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
I'll be honest, half the time I cannot ever tell when you're being sarcastic or when you're being genuine. It makes judging your posts very difficult. Like we've had conversations in the past so I know that you have a pretty good sense of what's right and wrong, but you just come in with some posts that really make me question "wtf is this guy saying." and I never know if it is because you're being sarcastic or because you just have that take.

Lol. I actually know I fit in a grey area. But "Oopsie, I did a pedophile thing" taken at face value? I know what you mean when you're saying I obscure when Im serious or not....but "Oopsie, I did a pedophile thing" ....why would I or anyone else say that at face value?

I did make serious posts in this topic after that and they're far from saying anything close to adult cartoon phrases like "Oopsie, I did a pedophile thing". Your perception isn't off overall, I know what I do and I think the obscurity can make it funnier. But I don't believe that's one the obscure jokes I make.

Either way, I can't even hold anyone here. Cause they backed off when I explained it was a joke, so I think they just skimmed it and perceived it quickly, which we all do here. No one doubled down. I just really didn't wanna leave that perception there unopposed lol

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IfGodCouldDie
12/16/22 7:48:45 PM
#52:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Lol. I actually know I fit in a grey area. But "Oopsie, I did a pedophile thing" taken at face value? I know what you mean when you're saying I obscure when Im serious or not....but "Oopsie, I did a pedophile thing" ....why would I or anyone else say that at face value?

I did make serious posts in this topic after that and they're far from saying anything close to adult cartoon phrases like "Oopsie, I did a pedophile thing". Your perception isn't off overall, I know what I do and I think the obscurity can make it funnier. But I don't believe that's one the obscure jokes I make.
That one i didn't take seriously at all, I knew that was a joke. I was more just speaking in general.

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epik_fail1
12/16/22 7:53:07 PM
#53:


well-excuse-me posted...
Wtf is a "pedophile thing"

I think it was a lame attempt at satire, but I still do not get the point

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coolguyjimmy
12/16/22 7:53:52 PM
#54:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Where is this person?

Also, the 7 year rule would make it so a 40 year old could date a 27 year old. You cut your age in half and add 7. So...again, show me this person.

When you're making up stawmen or using anecdotal perceptions to defend that against the perception that a lot of grown men aren't dating young for the purest intentions, you're gonna come off suspect.

Says the person who said this:

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Only pedophiles are scared of being pedophiles. If you're not a pedophile, you'd just be like "Oopsie, I did a pedophile thing" and move on. And everything would be ok and no one would go to prison for a long period of time

What's the proverb.... Those in glass houses....
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Lost_All_Senses
12/16/22 7:54:34 PM
#55:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
That one i didn't take seriously at all, I knew that was a joke. I was more just speaking in general.

Yeah. I got you. I dunno. I just think it's funny to say whatever I thought of regardless of how it might make me look. Im basically just a multi account troll that is too lazy and lacks the humility to not just make all the posts on the same account I give personally information about my life on. That's a way to simplify it.

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COVxy
12/16/22 7:55:02 PM
#56:


Most people know that shit like this is stupid but feel like they have to put on a show, I imagine.

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markconig
12/16/22 7:57:00 PM
#57:


According to some of the replies, she was holding a sign saying she's 22 and wanted him to be his first kiss. So he checked her ID to make sure she wasn't lying.

I see nothing wrong with that.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/16/22 7:57:21 PM
#58:


epik_fail1 posted...
I think it was a lame attempt at satire, but I still do not get the point

"Pedophile thing" is supposed to be a phrase you never heard that makes you go "oh, this is obviously satire. No one actually talks like this". Lame is subjective, so, I can't argue with you on that. It's evident it didn't hit with most people here.

Also, you really don't get the point of satire if you think there has to be a point other than it being satire >_>.

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BloodMoon7
12/16/22 7:59:48 PM
#59:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
"Oopsie, I did a pedophile thing"
Boy I sure to hate when I accidentally do a pedophile thing. I've met Mr. Hansen enough times that he's attending my upcoming wedding. Hold on did I remember to check my future bride's ID? Oh no!

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epik_fail1
12/16/22 8:06:35 PM
#60:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Yeah. I got you. I dunno. I just think it's funny to say whatever I thought of regardless of how it might make me look. Im basically just a multi account troll that is too lazy and lacks the humility to not just make all the posts on the same account I give personally information about my life on. That's a way to simplify it.

No offense, but are you drunk right now? Or really high?

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Questionmarktarius
12/16/22 8:07:16 PM
#61:


Twitter is all about the thoughtcrime now.
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Nintendo_Porn
12/16/22 8:13:19 PM
#62:


A grown ass man knows to protect his ass.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/16/22 8:18:48 PM
#63:


epik_fail1 posted...
No offense, but are you drunk right now? Or really high?

Not offended. Not atm. But I do smoke around this time usually. I haven't drank in around a year

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ApherosyLove
12/16/22 8:24:04 PM
#64:


It's not just a person tho, it's heartthrob Matty Healy

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epik_fail1
12/16/22 8:24:54 PM
#65:


ApherosyLove posted...
It's not just a person tho, it's heartthrob Matty Healy

I don't really know who he is :/

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ApherosyLove
12/16/22 8:30:37 PM
#66:


epik_fail1 posted...
I don't really know who he is :/
He's the lead singer of the 1975, a band I only know because my hipster ex loves them.

Regardless, it's not just some guy. It's a person who is in the spotlight that entertains people. He's tryna make fans happy and also cover his ass.

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chrono625
12/16/22 8:32:56 PM
#67:


Tbh if I had to go out into the dating world again I dont think I could ever seriously date a 21-26 year old, just too young for me on a mental and maturity level.

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Akagami_Shanks
12/16/22 8:37:31 PM
#68:


People will never be happy, if he didn't check ID and she turned out to be like 17, everyone would call him a pedo groomer, but him protecting himself is seen as "weird" and "creepy" lmao.

Just don't take anything Twitter says to mind. They are new to the concept that people can look younger or older than they are I guess

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epik_fail1
12/16/22 8:43:33 PM
#69:


chrono625 posted...
Tbh if I had to go out into the dating world again I dont think I could ever seriously date a 21-26 year old, just too young for me on a mental and maturity level.

My partner's 25 and it's fine, I would not go for 21 and lower though. I kinda want to be with someone more established.

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epik_fail1
12/16/22 8:44:54 PM
#72:


Akagami_Shanks posted...
People will never be happy, if he didn't check ID and she turned out to be like 17, everyone would call him a pedo groomer, but him protecting himself is seen as "weird" and "creepy" lmao.

Just don't take anything Twitter says to mind. They are new to the concept that people can look younger or older than they are I guess


I am borderline happy I am not famous. Everything I do could be taken out of context or I could become the new outrage for a reason that do not exist yet

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ElMaton04
12/16/22 9:08:14 PM
#73:


Reminds me of the time I went to a single adult dance at a church, I met a very cute girl and we slow dance. We talked, then she asked how old I was and told her I was 31 (back then) and then I asked for her age and she told me she was 17. Neither of us felt awkward and we continued our conversation until the song is over.

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Trumble
12/16/22 9:26:20 PM
#74:


epik_fail1 posted...
Doesn't the United States have the Romeo and Juliet law to prevent this from happening? I know 18 and 17 is legal in Canada.
Not everywhere has it, and I think in the US it varies between states. Enforcement can also vary - I've heard (from a cop who specializes in that kind of thing) that, here in NZ, police would generally turn a blind eye to even 19/15 (legal age here is 16 with no official close-in-age exemptions) as long as there were no issues besides the age.

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sk8r_ryan
12/16/22 9:30:47 PM
#75:


"Twitter" isn't outraged about shit. The vast majority of replies are "what the fuck are you talking about he was doing his due diligence this is literally the exact opposite of a problem". Quit giving these chronically online weirdos power by pretending they're the face of a monolith.

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epik_fail1
12/16/22 9:35:40 PM
#76:


sk8r_ryan posted...
"Twitter" isn't outraged about shit. The vast majority of replies are "what the fuck are you talking about he was doing his due diligence this is literally the exact opposite of a problem". Quit giving these chronically online weirdos power by pretending they're the face of a monolith.

The tweet has been like by 8k people

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LinkPizza
12/16/22 9:52:56 PM
#77:


The funny thing is that the same people that are complaining would be the same ones complaining if he kissed a girl, and later found out she was underage Basically, they were going to complain either way

epik_fail1 posted...
Doesn't the United States have the Romeo and Juliet law to prevent this from happening? I know 18 and 17 is legal in Canada.

Yeah. Not only that, but very few states are 18 AOC. Many are 17, and a few at 16

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epik_fail1
12/16/22 9:59:30 PM
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How many likes does this tweet got? It's going to have 10k in like 2 hours

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LinkPizza
12/16/22 10:01:26 PM
#81:


Questionmarktarius posted...
You're horny for someone that could not be an "obvious" adult, so twitter logic makes you a pedo somehow.

We dont even know if he was horny for her. I think she asked him for a kiss, right?

chrono625 posted...
Tbh if I had to go out into the dating world again I dont think I could ever seriously date a 21-26 year old, just too young for me on a mental and maturity level.

I think I could. Its just depends on the person How well we mesh and stuff

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R_Jackal
12/16/22 10:16:23 PM
#82:


I didn't know bar tenders or strip club bouncers were pedophiles. Go figure.

Seriously, anyone with any remote amount of fame will probably start doing this to anything that could be taken out of context after all the twitter cancellings. That said, I fail to see how this is pedophilic... seems the exact opposite.
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The_Wheelman1
12/16/22 10:39:37 PM
#83:


He did nothing wrong. Better this than him just kissing the girl and finding out she's 14 later.

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Lil_Bit83
12/16/22 11:39:11 PM
#84:


Okay so? He was just making sure I suppose. What of it? I think if Twitter is that bored they need to manufacture outrage, they ought to get a hobby.

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Philip027
12/17/22 2:47:55 AM
#85:


In this day and age, yeah, what this guy is doing makes perfect sense to me. What's the problem?
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ZangsBeard
12/17/22 2:51:03 AM
#86:


There are some people who shouldn't ever be allowed back on the internet...

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IfGodCouldDie
12/17/22 7:13:32 AM
#87:


epik_fail1 posted...
The tweet has been like by 8k people
8k people thats like the entirety of humanity

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Jiek_Fafn
12/17/22 7:21:01 AM
#88:


BloodMoon7 posted...
Boy I sure to hate when I accidentally do a pedophile thing. I've met Mr. Hansen enough times that he's attending my upcoming wedding. Hold on did I remember to check my future bride's ID? Oh no!
CE doesn't understand satire and label you a monster

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Number090684
12/17/22 7:26:11 AM
#89:


Those toxic criticisers on Twitter are why social media is a mistake and why society is literally fucked and on the decline.
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epik_fail1
12/17/22 8:46:24 AM
#90:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
8k people thats like the entirety of humanity
13k now...

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well-excuse-me
12/17/22 10:32:28 AM
#91:


Lil_Bit83 posted...
Okay so? He was just making sure I suppose. What of it? I think if Twitter is that bored they need to manufacture outrage, they ought to get a hobby.
This is their hobby, lil bit
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gunplagirl
12/17/22 10:34:10 AM
#92:


>checks her age to make sure she's over 18
>she's 22
>gets called a pedo

ishiggydiggydoo

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epik_fail1
12/17/22 4:56:38 PM
#93:


It got over 20k now lol

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/17/22 4:59:53 PM
#94:


A man not wanting to get locked up or in trouble with the law since underage girls do this shit at clubs often ?! Im shocked, shocked I tell you.

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008Zulu
12/17/22 5:00:59 PM
#95:


Just wear a shirt that reads, "Don't worry, I am actually a 500 year old sorceress!"

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KStateKing17
12/17/22 5:01:55 PM
#96:


I don't blame him tbh. I don't fuck with anyone under 21 and bitches be lying. My job fucked up and hired a 16 year old by accident (birthdate was overlooked by HR). No one realized until a dude tried to hookup and found out her age.

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superman_2000
12/17/22 5:14:50 PM
#97:


Number090684 posted...
Those toxic criticisers on Twitter are why social media is a mistake and why society is literally fucked and on the decline.


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Sufferedphoneix
12/17/22 5:17:48 PM
#98:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Only pedophiles are scared of being pedophiles. If you're not a pedophile, you'd just be like "Oopsie, I did a pedophile thing" and move on. And everything would be ok and no one would go to prison for a long period of time

Ehh it saved my friends ass once. He was making out with a girl at a party. One thing led to another and they where about to fuck when he finally thought to ask her age. She was 14 and he was like 19. He didn't ask for her ID but fortunately she was honest when he asked

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Lost_All_Senses
12/17/22 5:46:20 PM
#99:


Sufferedphoneix posted...
Ehh it saved my friends ass once. He was making out with a girl at a party. One thing led to another and they where about to fuck when he finally thought to ask her age. She was 14 and he was like 19. He didn't ask for her ID but fortunately she was honest when he asked

Yeah. I was being sarcastic. The overall consensus is that it was a bad joke. I don't think this is something people should trip over at all. It's dumb

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Mistere_Man
12/17/22 5:57:40 PM
#100:


008Zulu posted...
Just wear a shirt that reads, "Don't worry, I am actually a 500 year old sorceress!"
I want this shirt!

I mean I am a dude, but I would still wear that shirt.

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