Current Events > crypto exchange coinbase puts out a very embarrassing ad

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AceMos
12/15/22 7:18:43 PM
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https://twitter.com/neonharbor/status/1603507603312615429

seriously just wtf

this makes me think we are going to hear they are bankrupt soon

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Doe
12/15/22 7:20:44 PM
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Pretty sure this in reference to the famous Channel 52 YouTube video.

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DoesntMatter
12/15/22 7:22:11 PM
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was that made by an AI

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itachi15243
12/15/22 7:23:42 PM
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OK, that took a strange step from a crypto add into horror movie territory

Maybe they just figure it's best to get it out of your system...? >.>

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AceMos
12/16/22 2:45:35 PM
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bmp

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Gobstoppers12
12/16/22 2:47:19 PM
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Lmao what the fuck? Even if it's a reference to something, that's... not really the tone they need to be striking at the moment.

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NeonTentacles
12/16/22 2:47:37 PM
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wat

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shironinja
12/16/22 2:50:30 PM
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I liked it. Clever marketing that really makes you think.

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Aridi
12/16/22 2:50:39 PM
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Someone in marketing is tone-deaf? You don't say.

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bigbadharry
12/16/22 2:52:01 PM
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Is it time for the purge?

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masterpug53
12/16/22 2:52:01 PM
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Coinbase is apparently hiring CE trolls for their marketing dept. Which is great news for CE trolls.

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Ratchetrockon
12/16/22 2:52:05 PM
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time to buy >:)

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Were_Wyrm
12/16/22 2:54:50 PM
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Why are millennials so bad at advertising

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VampireCoyote
12/16/22 2:59:05 PM
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If people are talking about it and sharing it, then its a successful ad.

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Popcorn2000
12/16/22 2:59:19 PM
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What in the ever loving fuck
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COVxy
12/16/22 2:59:43 PM
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I don't even understand the intended message?

Is it supposed to be something like "the manz is gonna take all your moneyz, invest in crypto" ?

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AceMos
12/16/22 2:59:58 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
If people are talking about it and sharing it, then its a successful ad.
except noot really no

ppl making fun of a scams ad dont make ppl actually buy into the scam

we are just laughing at it

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COVxy
12/16/22 3:01:27 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
If people are talking about it and sharing it, then its a successful ad.

https://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0

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ellis123
12/16/22 3:03:08 PM
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COVxy posted...
I don't even understand the intended message?

Is it supposed to be something like "the manz is gonna take all your moneyz, invest in crypto" ?
Correct. It is standard FUD for them as it fits directly into the basic framework of "everyone else is not human" rhetoric that is the basic mentality for fascism.

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COVxy
12/16/22 3:03:09 PM
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Everytime somebody does or says something incredibly stupid and somebody else says:
"At least they got you talking about it!"

Imma post that link. And maybe eventually I'll find a way to slap somebody through a computer.

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masterpug53
12/16/22 3:05:39 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
If people are talking about it and sharing it, then its a successful ad.

Y'know, I'm getting the impression that people nowadays who live by the maxim 'there's no such thing as bad press' have never in their entire lives actually experienced any good press.

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VampireCoyote
12/16/22 3:05:42 PM
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COVxy posted...
https://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0

in the world of advertising controversy is king

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ellis123
12/16/22 3:06:43 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
in the world of advertising controversy is king
Tell that to Elon. He'll be so happy that he might even pay rent.

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AceMos
12/16/22 3:10:03 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
in the world of advertising controversy is king
here is the thing when KFC puts out one of there cringy as fuck advertisements

ppl who like the food may end up ordering because its on their mind

but this is a very different beast its a scam that needs ppl to ivnest in it

no one who dont already buy into their scam is going to come flocking to their scam with this

and their scam is in desperate need of new victims

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VampireCoyote
12/16/22 3:17:49 PM
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AceMos posted...
no one who dont already buy into their scam is going to come flocking to their scam with this

people will talk about it though

and that is all it takes

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COVxy
12/16/22 3:18:52 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
people will talk about it though

and that is all it takes

What is it? Getting laughed at?

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VampireCoyote
12/16/22 3:20:50 PM
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COVxy posted...
What is it? Getting laughed at?

just hearing about something is enough for a lot of people to look into it briefly and put money towards it

they dont even need to hear something positive about it because your average person is so contrarian

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COVxy
12/16/22 3:31:19 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
just hearing about something is enough for a lot of people to look into it briefly and put money towards it

they dont even need to hear something positive about it because your average person is so contrarian

Pretty sure that's not how it works lol.

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VampireCoyote
12/16/22 3:33:45 PM
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COVxy posted...
Pretty sure that's not how it works lol.

youve never worked in marketing

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COVxy
12/16/22 3:36:58 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
youve never worked in marketing

The only reason to bet on "it's so stupid it works" is the familiarity heuristic, where things that feel familiar get rated more positively.

But the mechanism for that to work needs to be that people essentially just happen upon the product in the store, a product that they were going to buy anyway, and then they might be more likely to choose your brand because it feels slightly more familiar and people confuse that with a "good" signal.

Makes no sense in this context, and even in the best of contexts, the actual real world data on whether this works is extremely extremely weak. And if the discussion is extremely negative, I imagine it might not have any chance of working at all.

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masterpug53
12/16/22 3:41:36 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
youve never worked in marketing

I do. And I can tell you right now that if I put out an ad to the tune of 'Listen, we know a lot of people are talking about how our products may contain carcinogens, and to that we say... ...better make sure you've got a good oncologist, lololol!' I'd be fired on the spot. And my bosses are relatively cool as fuck.

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1337toothbrush
12/16/22 3:50:30 PM
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FTX... Binance... soon Coinbase?

masterpug53 posted...
I do. And I can tell you right now that if I put out an ad to the tune of 'Listen, we know a lot of people are talking about how our products may contain carcinogens, and to that we say... ...better make sure you've got a good oncologist, lololol!' I'd be fired on the spot. And my bosses are relatively cool as fuck.
Fired so fast you'd be literally on fire from the friction caused by the speed in which you were thrown out the door.

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AceMos
12/16/22 4:09:20 PM
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COVxy posted...
The only reason to bet on "it's so stupid it works" is the familiarity heuristic, where things that feel familiar get rated more positively.

But the mechanism for that to work needs to be that people essentially just happen upon the product in the store, a product that they were going to buy anyway, and then they might be more likely to choose your brand because it feels slightly more familiar and people confuse that with a "good" signal.

Makes no sense in this context, and even in the best of contexts, the actual real world data on whether this works is extremely extremely weak. And if the discussion is extremely negative, I imagine it might not have any chance of working at all.
exactly as i said with KFC if a person is planning to order out that day and likes their food and KFC just put out a new stupid ad

then yes it can make them want KFC

but this is not a food its not even a product really its a service

and no one would buy say a new life insurance policy from a company they have never heard of if they put this out

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COVxy
12/16/22 4:12:39 PM
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AceMos posted...

Indeed, and to take it a little further, if the ad was "we now put rat feces in every bite!" you will have a pretty high chance of actually remembering that ad and the really bad things it said. Which would likely defeat this thing entirely.

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masterpug53
12/16/22 4:21:54 PM
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Listen, we know a lot of people are talking about salmonella outbreaks in major fast food chains. To that we say...stay home...stock up on antibiotics...make sure you've paid your premium this month... ...KFC, Finger-Lickin' Good!!

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