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Smackems
12/15/22 4:43:42 PM
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Keeps telling them that because someone said on tv that the vaccine is killing people that it is true and they're in danger from having took them

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Smackems
12/15/22 5:15:33 PM
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Bump for frustration

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Southernfatman
12/15/22 5:19:53 PM
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Sorry you have to go through that. Sadly there are so many people like that down here and they're very open to sharing their opinions even when not asked for.

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Giant_Aspirin
12/15/22 5:21:06 PM
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can you just show your olds the plethora of research and science that proves those claims false?

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Crimsoness
12/15/22 5:27:11 PM
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Have you thought about suplexing her?

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008Zulu
12/15/22 5:36:32 PM
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T-Pose to assert dominance.

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FatAnimeBooty
12/15/22 5:37:59 PM
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Next time you see the old woman, hit her with this:
https://youtu.be/V9O94UTDAJQ
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Smackems
12/15/22 6:10:01 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
can you just show your olds the plethora of research and science that proves those claims false?
I do. It means nothing to my grandmother, she's just too old to bother with it. but she somehow believes both of us at the same time. Luckily if I think she needs a shot I can convince her to get it. And the doctor as well, she listens to him too

Crimsoness posted...
Have you thought about suplexing her?
Many times

Southernfatman posted...
Sorry you have to go through that. Sadly there are so many people like that down here and they're very open to sharing their opinions even when not asked for.
Oh yeah. And they just casually discuss it out in public with everyone

Unfortunately I need this old woman's help so I can't do much about it

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Sharashaska
12/15/22 6:11:23 PM
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Smackems posted...
vaccine is killing people
Nanomachines, son!

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BloodMoon7
12/15/22 6:14:46 PM
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Dunno about death but whatever is in that stuff made me feel worse than anything in these couple of years. Or even just in my general life. The worst part is I could still techinally function, so I had no excuse. Apparantly all you can really do is drink water and take pain killers. Why it gotta hurt so much tho?

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Smackems
12/15/22 6:19:08 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Dunno about death but whatever is in that stuff made me feel worse than anything in these couple of years. Or even just in my general life. The worst part is I could still techinally function, so I had no excuse. Apparantly all you can really do is drink water and take pain killers. Why it gotta hurt so much tho?
It was a little rough on me but not too bad. It was definitely worse than covid was on us, but I assume that's cuz we took the vaccines

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Smackems
12/15/22 6:20:00 PM
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That wouldn't work. Jesus is a big factor here, and god. The preacher man on the tv said it, so that's what God said as well I guess

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BloodMoon7
12/15/22 6:26:09 PM
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Smackems posted...
It was a little rough on me but not too bad. It was definitely worse than covid was on us, but I assume that's cuz we took the vaccines
I'm extremely anti social so if anything I've been in perfect health all this time. Last time I got sick was before the pandemic.

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Gobstoppers12
12/15/22 6:27:11 PM
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I don't know lingo, what is an old

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Smackems
12/15/22 6:45:11 PM
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Nothing can stand up to GAWD to these people, despite God not saying it. Thank you though I didn't mean to be rude or anything @gladius_

BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm extremely anti social so if anything I've been in perfect health all this time. Last time I got sick was before the pandemic.
Well glad you're healthy!

Gobstoppers12 posted...
I don't know lingo, what is an old
I take care of old people for a living. Right now I have two, but throughout the years I usually took care of (to varying degrees) up to 4 at a time

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wanderingshade
12/15/22 6:59:50 PM
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I dunno why some people listen to others who don't know fuck about complicated issues. She isn't an immunologist, a chemist or anything that would make her opinion matter. She probably can't even teach people about the water cycle.

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BloodMoon7
12/15/22 7:00:58 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
I dunno why some people listen to others who don't know fuck about complicated issues. She isn't an immunologist, a chemist or anything that would make her opinion matter. She probably can't even teach people about the water cycle.
What's the water cycle

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Smackems
12/15/22 7:04:53 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
I dunno why some people listen to others who don't know fuck about complicated issues. She isn't an immunologist, a chemist or anything that would make her opinion matter. She probably can't even teach people about the water cycle.
But... God. Never underestimate that

BloodMoon7 posted...
What's the water cycle
Motorcycle that runs on and constantly pisses water out the back. Very expensive Elon musk caliber shit

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BloodMoon7
12/15/22 7:06:48 PM
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Smackems posted...


Motorcycle that runs on and constantly pisses water out the back. Very expensive Elon musk caliber shit
Oh. I thought it was that thing where rain turns into bodies of water and then this evaporates and becomes rain.

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Sharashaska
12/15/22 7:17:41 PM
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Smackems posted...
I take care of old people for a living. Right now I have two, but throughout the years I usually took care of (to varying degrees) up to 4 at a time
My coworker had the same previous job and it can be quite burdensome, so huge respect to you, Snackems!

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wanderingshade
12/15/22 7:18:16 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Oh. I thought it was that thing where rain turns into bodies of water and then this evaporates and becomes rain.

That is what it is. That's the thing about these old people on facebook and elsewhere is they believe everything they hear from certain places without a single thought to either their own ignorance or whether or not that person is a credible source. The decades old attacks on intellectualism makes them think a pinch of quick speed reading is equal to a tonne of peer review and double blind studies amongst academia.

It's whole point is to defend belief. That the BELIEF in God is just as valuable as scientific proof that the Earth is older than 4,000 years old. Or as Issac Asimov said "My ignorance is just as valuable as your knowledge".

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Crimsoness
12/15/22 7:19:15 PM
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I'm lucky because my mom only talks to my aunts and they're all pro-vaccine

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Smackems
12/15/22 7:29:13 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Oh. I thought it was that thing where rain turns into bodies of water and then this evaporates and becomes rain.
No, that's stupid and a myth

Sharashaska posted...
My coworker had the same previous job and it can be quite burdensome, so huge respect to you, Snackems!
Oh yes it can

Crimsoness posted...
I'm lucky because my mom only talks to my aunts and they're all pro-vaccine
How is your mom if you don't mind me asking? I know she was having some problems

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Crimsoness
12/15/22 7:32:55 PM
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Smackems posted...
How is your mom if you don't mind me asking? I know she was having some problems
She had a blood glucose emergency but otherwise she's great. She's started going to the store with me again.

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Ruvan22
12/15/22 7:49:05 PM
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I'm mildly disappointed you didn't suggest suplexing her too...
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Smackems
12/15/22 8:14:41 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
She had a blood glucose emergency but otherwise she's great. She's started going to the store with me again.
Are you caregiving for her? I deal with blood sugar stuff all the time, it can be scary sometimes until you get into the groove of knowing how much to give and when, but that's if you do sliding scale like I do

Ruvan22 posted...
I'm mildly disappointed you didn't suggest suplexing her too...
I'm mildly disappointed you didn't suggest for me to sic (?) my fuzzy army on her

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Ruvan22
12/15/22 9:17:13 PM
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Smackems posted...


I'm mildly disappointed you didn't suggest for me to sic (?) my fuzzy army on her

I have a lot of sympathy for your fuzzy army - I don't want to put them through something like that!!!

Feel free to threaten her with it though..

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