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Smackems
12/11/22 4:44:52 PM
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People for real still saying this thinking they're clever

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Jagr_68
12/11/22 4:45:44 PM
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Lets go brandonomghehdjdkkdvdb

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Zero_Destroyer
12/11/22 4:45:57 PM
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*one punch man riff*

ONE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

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FatAnimeBooty
12/11/22 4:46:09 PM
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They been telling that same joke for over a decade now
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VeggetaX
12/11/22 4:46:13 PM
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Anyone who is being disingenuous with this shit should be shamed to hell and back.

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yikez
12/11/22 4:46:31 PM
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I don't see how anyone could think they are clever for repeating a joke they didn't make up. They probably just think whoever made it up is clever.
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Questionmarktarius
12/11/22 4:47:13 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/7/AAEhCpAAD-pJ.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/8/AAEhCpAAD-pK.jpg
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VampireCoyote
12/11/22 4:47:14 PM
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the woke mob ruined diaper culture

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Prestoff
12/11/22 4:47:42 PM
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"Orange man bad" anytime someone brings up legitimate criticisms of Trump.

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Collat
12/11/22 4:52:31 PM
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At least replace Attack Helicopter with something else that sounds dumb.

You can't even get that much originality out of them.
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Rexdragon125
12/11/22 4:52:40 PM
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"Cope and seethe"
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Smackems
12/11/22 4:52:56 PM
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yikez posted...
I don't see how anyone could think they are clever for repeating a joke they didn't make up. They probably just think whoever made it up is clever.
Kinda like when people insert my name into something like SMACK ATTACK AHYUCK

I've heard them all before

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thronedfire2
12/11/22 5:01:46 PM
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Prestoff posted...
"Orange man bad" anytime someone brings up legitimate criticisms of Trump.

I just thank them for agreeing

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Smackems
12/11/22 5:03:52 PM
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Do people still say sjw

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Jennywentnorth8
12/11/22 5:05:31 PM
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Smackems posted...
Do people still say sjw

I do
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Smackems
12/11/22 5:06:46 PM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
I do
Everything is woke now

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Master_Bass
12/11/22 5:08:24 PM
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r/OneJoke

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littlebro07
12/11/22 5:09:58 PM
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yikez posted...
I don't see how anyone could think they are clever for repeating a joke they didn't make up. They probably just think whoever made it up is clever.

conservatives have the collective mental capacity of a malnourished six-year-old so theyre very easily amused

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Crimsoness
12/11/22 5:10:01 PM
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Smackems posted...
Do people still say sjw
It's woke now

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Naysaspace
12/11/22 5:11:07 PM
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Fun fact, the author of the short story is indeed trans. But straight white liberals still called her a transphobe for writing the story.
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Smackems
12/11/22 5:12:57 PM
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What short story

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Kakapo
12/11/22 5:13:57 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

They are the joke.

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AloneIBreak
12/11/22 5:24:42 PM
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Is there any less humorous than an I identify as [something absurd] joke?

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Trumble
12/11/22 5:24:51 PM
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Smackems posted...
What short story
I'm assuming the copypasta that the "identify as an attack helicopter" thing comes from. No idea if the claim is truthful or not, but that's what I figured he was referring to.

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Naysaspace
12/11/22 5:30:35 PM
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Why look it up when you can just assume

Smh
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sevihaimerej
12/11/22 5:33:28 PM
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My gender is the number 23 and my sexuality is the game of chess

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VampireCoyote
12/11/22 5:34:13 PM
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the woke mob ruined sjw culture

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Hayame_Zero
12/11/22 5:41:48 PM
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No, the thing about the short story being written by a trans woman is true. She took the transphobic meme/idiom, and named her story after it. She was dogged online for it, and contemplated de-transitioning after self harm and thoughts of suicide:

https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/22543858/isabel-fall-attack-helicopter

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Collat
12/11/22 5:46:19 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Why look it up when you can just assume

Smh
I think giving the context is on you here.
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Naysaspace
12/11/22 5:47:56 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
No, the thing about the short story being written by a trans woman is true. She took the transphobic meme/idiom, and named her story after it. She was dogged online for it, and contemplated de-transitioning after self harm and thoughts of suicide:

https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/22543858/isabel-fall-attack-helicopter
ah its much easier to anonymously flame me on ce than do any sort of looking into stuff like that. goes to show the priorities. if they're too lazy to google "attack helicopter story" then they clearly don't give a shit about it, and are instead dogging me to "do thy bidding" and get it for them, as you did above. Guarantee they don't read that.
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Smackems
12/11/22 5:55:45 PM
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It was mildly amusing the first time, like 7 or 8 years ago

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pinky0926
12/11/22 6:09:14 PM
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A guy at my work said this exact line and it immediately gave me an entire personality profile of him. Pretty incredible that a single comment can do that.

If you're curious, I immediately thought:
  • this guy unironically takes political advice from 4chan
  • is alt-right, probably an anti-vaxxer
  • doesn't get out much
  • never left the country
  • is stuck in like 1998 somehow


What do you know, he was all of these things.

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thronedfire2
12/11/22 6:16:36 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
A guy at my work said this exact line and it immediately gave me an entire personality profile of him. Pretty incredible that a single comment can do that.

If you're curious, I immediately thought:
* this guy unironically takes political advice from 4chan
* is alt-right, probably an anti-vaxxer
* doesn't get out much
* never left the country
* is stuck in like 1998 somehow

What do you know, he was all of these things.

its nice when someone lets you know in advance you can ignore everything they say, at least

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trappedunderice
12/11/22 6:29:00 PM
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What is an attack helicopter?
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Lairen
12/11/22 6:30:36 PM
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Cry and get them modded IRL. Problem solved.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/11/22 6:33:02 PM
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I didn't think it was funny even before I found it was used to be anti something. Which tbf, sometimes jokes are just light funny things until groups adapt them to be malicious. Then they lose the whole point of something being funny. Which is to make people lighten up and feel good.

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electricbugs2
12/11/22 6:33:40 PM
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I always just thought it was a joke from Ted.

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ElatedVenusaur
12/11/22 6:36:30 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
No, the thing about the short story being written by a trans woman is true. She took the transphobic meme/idiom, and named her story after it. She was dogged online for it, and contemplated de-transitioning after self harm and thoughts of suicide:

https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/22543858/isabel-fall-attack-helicopter
She didn't just name the story after it, she basically explored what it would mean if that were literally true - that a person really *was* an attack helicopter and explored the implications, which honestly sounds fascinating.

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Hayame_Zero
12/11/22 6:38:03 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

No. Basically it was some meme, and she took that as the inspiration for a sci-fi short story about what being trans meant to her by exploring being an attack helicopter as a literal situation. But it was immediately misinterpreted as being transphobic for being named after the transphobic meme itself.

There were negative reviews that gained traction and led to the brigading. One of them said it came off as "written by a straight white cis man", then when it came to light that the author was trans, she stood by it and said she should have been open and out about it to begin with "to spare a lot of mental anguish". Another critic was a writer who praised it being taken down, but later said she had never even read it.

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Haejin
12/11/22 6:42:00 PM
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Conservatives can't meme, I've never seen a single good meme from them lmao

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electricbugs2
12/11/22 6:43:51 PM
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Haejin posted...
Conservatives can't meme, I've never seen a single good meme from them lmao
The only enjoyment I get out of right wing memes is when its something absolutely stupid or nonsensical, like when Paul Joseph Watson grated cheese to own the libs.

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Smackems
12/11/22 7:16:26 PM
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Alt right is another played out one. Everyone and everything is alt right

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VampireCoyote
12/11/22 7:17:11 PM
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lets go barnbam

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Smackems
12/11/22 7:18:49 PM
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Let's go Barnham? Yeah Barnham!

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GZAgenius
12/11/22 7:20:34 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
The only enjoyment I get out of right wing memes is when its something absolutely stupid or nonsensical, like when Paul Joseph Watson grated cheese to own the libs.

"I'm shoving a dildo up my asshole to own the libs" - Gavin McInnes probably

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