Current Events > HBO, dont bother doing a sex scene if the woman is just gonna be in her bra

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Like what even is that. Or the weird L shaped blanket that happens to cover the woman while the man is bare chested

Noumas posted...

Or the weird L shaped blanket that happens to cover the woman while the man is bare chested

That has always annoyed me for as long as I can remember. It's so dumb. They expect us to either believe that the blanket just naturally fell to cover her perfectly or that she suddenly is embarrassed for the man she just fucked to see her breasts

why not just watch porn?

What i dont get about sex scenes is the guy always rolls off her and they just lay there. He doesnt take the condom off so its implied theyre rawdogging it but she never gets pregnant on the show. Unrealistic.

Questionmarktarius posted...

why not just watch porn?

Obviously because they don't know their parents' wifi password, duh.

Questionmarktarius posted...

why not just watch porn?

Actually it's more like the inverse of that

SauI_Goodman posted...

What i dont get about sex scenes is the guy always rolls off her and they just lay there. He doesnt take the condom off so its implied theyre rawdogging it but she never gets pregnant on the show. Unrealistic.

She could be on birth control, he could have had a vasectomy, etc.

JKwaffle posted...

She could be on birth control, he could have had a vasectomy, etc.

Maybe the guy has paranoid delusions and is only pretending to fuck his wife to throw off the FBI agents watching him through satellite surveillance.

Honestly there are just so many possibilities

Kim_Seong-a posted...

Maybe the guy has paranoid delusions and is only pretending to fuck his wife to throw off the FBI agents watching him through satellite surveillance.

https://youtu.be/wkH9M062yJc?t=116

Nipples get cold man

Noumas posted...

Like what even is that. Or the weird L shaped blanket that happens to cover the woman while the man is bare chested

Honestly I've come to learn over the years that this is more true to life than one might think.

I finish banging and am overheated so I push the covers down and give my torso some fresh air. Woman is an icebox and pulls them up around her to keep warm.

Yeah, I'd much rather they fade to black than have a sex scene with a bra still on.

Questionmarktarius posted...

why not just watch porn?

Because its too easy. Its more satisfying seeing explict sex in movies.

Zikten posted...

That has always annoyed me for as long as I can remember. It's so dumb. They expect us to either believe that the blanket just naturally fell to cover her perfectly or that she suddenly is embarrassed for the man she just fucked to see her breasts

Obviously they don't expect you to believe that, no.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Nipples get cold man

Men don't seem to be bothered by the old glass cutters.

My question is how in some sex scenes they show the woman riding under the covers with her back shown naked but after she slides off she's wearing a bra even though the scene continues like it was always on.

marthsheretoo posted...

Honestly I've come to learn over the years that this is more true to life than one might think.

I finish banging and am overheated so I push the covers down and give my torso some fresh air. Woman is an icebox and pulls them up around her to keep warm.

This is true

Sydney Sweeney would never allow dat

Where is the farting, of all kinds, during the sex scenes?

Really glaring issue tbh. And what about the man falling asleep afterwards? Maybe the woman has to finish herself off afterwards.

Come on HBO, be authentic if you're going to do sex scenes!

Funkydog posted...

be authentic if you're going to do sex scenes!

gotta have skinemax if want that shit.

kingdrake2 posted...

gotta have skinemax if want that shit.

Nothing like authenticity after watching c-grade hover-donging serx.

You can tell the people who have actually had sex in this topic.

SauI_Goodman posted...

What i dont get about sex scenes is the guy always rolls off her and they just lay there. He doesnt take the condom off so its implied theyre rawdogging it but she never gets pregnant on the show. Unrealistic.

Mild groan

Then roll.
Woman completely silent

This supposed to be a chad?

lolife67 posted...

You can tell the people who have actually had sex in this topic.

I've never had sex in a bed where the woman keeps her bra on.

Quickies in a car, living room, elevator, etc where only the bottoms are removed, sure. But when there's full blown "sex in bed" with foreplay and whatnot, I've never been with someone who wasn't completely naked.

bigblu89 posted...

I've never had sex in a bed where the woman keeps her bra on.

Quickies in a car, living room, elevator, etc where only the bottoms are removed, sure. But when there's full blown "sex in bed" with foreplay and whatnot, I've never been with someone who wasn't completely naked.

So you've never had a "quickie" in bed? Weird.

it aint like i watch HBO shows for the sex.

might as well watch some porn instead... lol

I'm sorry, you think people are always 100% naked when having sex? Or that anyone cares how you think a sex scene should be choreographed?

in one of those recent dogshit Steven Seagal movies, there's a sex scene where he's fully clothed with a pair of sunglasses on while the chick is naked. lmao

You don't take off the top during quickies.

Agreed, it's pretty lame. Sex scenes in movies/shows is usually entirely pointless anyway, if you insist on having one it's even lamer when everyone is covered or clothed. And the quickie argument is dumb, they usually don't have quickies in movies/shows, it's always super passionate, amazing, sensual sex where after their passions finally come to a head, they bone in their underwear.

SauI_Goodman posted...

What i dont get about sex scenes is the guy always rolls off her and they just lay there. He doesnt take the condom off so its implied theyre rawdogging it but she never gets pregnant on the show. Unrealistic.

i'm just assuming the guy has a condom on and leaves it for a while. otherwise the lady is probably leaking out on the sheets.

i have never once just laid there after.

there is cleanup to be done!

Robot2600 posted...

i have never once just laid there after.

there is cleanup to be done!

Meh, it can wait if you are not overly anal.

Actually, if it was overly anal, then cleanup may be needed! Lol

Also, don't cast people in shows known for gratuitous sex scenes if they won't go nude!

This topic reminds me, I kinda miss the old smut hours of HBO and Cinemax. That's where I witnessed a man, two women, and a beach ball. I'll never forget.

It was great for the cheesy/crappy segways/plot.

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When people say to pee afterwards, is it applied to both men and women or just one?

Noumas posted...

When people say to pee afterwards, is it applied to both men and women or just one?

Women mostly. They get UTIs otherwise.

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

in one of those recent dogshit Steven Seagal movies, there's a sex scene where he's fully clothed with a pair of sunglasses on while the chick is naked. lmao

You can tell it's obvious he's self-conscious about his body...

While we're at it no sex scenes that begin in media res and no no cuts from the beginning of intimacy to when the clothes are off and they're going at it.

ForsakenHermit posted...

While we're at it no sex scenes that begin in media res and no no cuts from the beginning of intimacy to when the clothes are off and they're going at it.

I dont understand what you mean by that