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red_is_ash
12/03/22 3:39:36 AM
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Mistere_Man
12/03/22 3:44:22 AM
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However long it takes to leave it or jump the ropes.

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Ratchetrockon
12/03/22 3:45:19 AM
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10 seconds

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Kaiganeer
12/03/22 3:45:40 AM
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i only have two ears

take them, mike
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Smashingpmkns
12/03/22 4:00:05 AM
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I would just drop straight to the floor. Not even worth the brain trauma

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Tora_Sami
12/03/22 4:01:11 AM
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One hitter quitter lmao

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Aristoph
12/03/22 4:02:34 AM
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About 11 seconds.

It would take him about 1 second to close the distance and throw his first punch. I'll then be on the floor, and the ref will count for 10 seconds.

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DarkFists
12/03/22 4:02:55 AM
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However long it takes to throw in the towel, if it's a dirty match with no forfeits, I guess a millisecond

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FarmFox
12/03/22 4:06:09 AM
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I dont know does he go easy on women?

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k1zzl3_82
12/03/22 4:09:02 AM
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Are we boxing?

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PMarth2002
12/03/22 4:22:02 AM
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I forfeit instantly. I'm around feather weight class and not a professional boxer, or even remotely in shape. Even if he's past his prime, he murders the fuck out of me in the ring.

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SomeLikeItHoth
12/03/22 4:25:05 AM
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However long it takes for me to knock him out.

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WilliamPorygon
12/03/22 4:31:33 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PLXdCl4-7c

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Glob
12/03/22 7:19:25 AM
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Im a half decent boxer but I still feel like this would be over in one punch. Maybe two if I got lucky.
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Waddlez
12/03/22 7:44:48 AM
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Instant game over

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rexcrk
12/03/22 7:46:41 AM
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I dont even bother. I have zero boxing experience.


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deanshow
12/03/22 8:03:13 AM
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Maybe 30 seconds because I cry for 20 and Mike takes pity on me till it stops and I get murdered.

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VampireCoyote
12/03/22 8:04:15 AM
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FarmFox posted...
I dont know does he go easy on women?

he has a history of rape and domestic abuse, so no not historically

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Lokison
12/03/22 8:10:35 AM
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If I can forfeit; maybe half a second.

If I HAVE to fight, 2 seconds. 1 second for him to punch me, another for my head to bounce off the floor.

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Jiek_Fafn
12/03/22 8:14:27 AM
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Light boxing experience, so if I go full on defensive I'm confident that I can make it ten seconds. Maybe slightly more.

Tyson runs at me. I attempt to get away but he's too fast. My guard is blown away from the first punch. The second one hits me easily. I am disintegrated on impact.

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Vicious_Dios
12/03/22 8:20:02 AM
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All 15 rounds, I win on the third knock-out which he will be unable to stand after the ref countdown, flawless victory with only three punches thrown.

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HudGard
12/03/22 8:35:26 AM
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I discombobulate. I win.
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Quicksilver
12/03/22 8:51:47 AM
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Current Tyson I could probably use my quick feet and deft moves to wear him down and outlast him. He is almost 60 and I am in the prime of my youth.

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Tyranthraxus
12/03/22 8:52:04 AM
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It depends. Does he stand, unmoving, directly in the center of the ring and flash a little just before throwing a punch?

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SauI_Goodman
12/03/22 8:53:27 AM
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Pure boxing or can i use wrestling judo and jiu jitsu?

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Mistere_Man
12/04/22 12:32:20 AM
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Quicksilver posted...
Current Tyson I could probably use my quick feet and deft moves to wear him down and outlast him. He is almost 60 and I am in the prime of my youth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6i9tkWOXhs

He is still pretty fast imo.

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dj1200
12/04/22 12:33:17 AM
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Quicksilver posted...
Current Tyson I could probably use my quick feet and deft moves to wear him down and outlast him. He is almost 60 and I am in the prime of my youth.

Are you dead serious?

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dj1200
12/04/22 12:33:42 AM
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Anyway, I wouldn't last long. 2 good hits and I'm out.

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Lord_Shadow
12/04/22 12:44:04 AM
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Is he in his prime or now?

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red_is_ash
12/06/22 5:51:36 PM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
Is he in his prime or now?

in his prime

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