Current Events > $765,000 but you have to watch every single episode of DBZ with Donald Trump.

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UnfairRepresent
12/02/22 5:40:06 PM
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Would you do it?


Money is after tax but you won't get it until you've finished the last episode.

No Kai, no Abridged. No fast fowarding, no looking at your phone during the boring bits.

Every episode, every narration, every saga, from Raditz to Uub.

No skipping Bulma on Namek or Mighty Mask.

With Donald Trump sitting next to you the whole time. In his sweaty suit smelling of McDonalds and stale Pringles while watching along the whole way.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/2/AAZiH8AAD8fa.jpg

Would you take it?

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MarcoRubio
12/02/22 5:40:31 PM
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Fuck no

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VampireCoyote
12/02/22 5:40:35 PM
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No way

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garan
12/02/22 5:48:50 PM
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Can I at least talk to Trump while marathoning this crap? Because I'm sure listening to his dementia would make it more interesting.
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MarthGoomba
12/02/22 5:50:44 PM
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Only about 4 days of mild suffering. Easy.

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Pitlord_Special
12/02/22 5:53:01 PM
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Is he alone in the room with me or does he get a security detail?

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OrangeCrush980
12/02/22 5:54:02 PM
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Sure. I don't think it'd be all that bad really and then I'd get a lot of money out of it.

How many breaks are in this marathon though? It'd be really rough to watch it all in one sitting and doing something like 1 episode per day would be really annoying.

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Xatrion
12/02/22 5:56:57 PM
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I think I could do that, on the condition that I get to have him gagged, hooded, and toed up in a corner.

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JTilly
12/02/22 5:57:57 PM
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Easiest money ever

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VampireCoyote
12/02/22 5:58:39 PM
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How often does someone come to change his Huggies

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A_Good_Boy
12/02/22 6:03:10 PM
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JTilly posted...
Easiest money ever


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ToucheTurtle
12/02/22 6:04:08 PM
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To be honest that sounds entertaining as fuck.

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WingsOfGood
12/02/22 6:05:37 PM
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Trump: "Did I ever tell you about the time I trained in martial arts? Look at that form. Pathetic. Goku doesn't know the first thing about fighting. He is lucky he wasn't born in this world. ha. "
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UnfairRepresent
12/02/22 6:12:58 PM
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garan posted...
Can I at least talk to Trump while marathoning this crap?

Yes

Pitlord_Special posted...
Is he alone in the room with me or does he get a security detail?
He's alone

Xatrion posted...
I think I could do that, on the condition that I get to have him gagged, hooded, and toed up in a corner.
No he's sitting next to you, hands and mouth free

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IronWolf87
12/02/22 6:15:06 PM
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That's too much money not to do it. Can I be just as annoying to Trump as is to me?
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CassandraCroft
12/02/22 6:16:27 PM
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Not a chance in hell. I do not ever want to be anywhere near the fat oompah loompah.

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Powdered_Toast
12/02/22 6:18:40 PM
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765,000 bucks is 765,000 bucks. "Toei is not happy with me - that's okay, I'll still keep watching that garbage."

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FigureOfSpeech
12/02/22 6:19:40 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
from Raditz to Uub

isn't uub in GT, not Z?
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Nirvanas_Nox
12/02/22 6:21:52 PM
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Not even for a million would I do it.

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electricbugs2
12/02/22 6:37:32 PM
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For that amount of money I'd watch it with Putin and his girlfriend, never mind Trump.

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Payzmaykr
12/02/22 6:42:14 PM
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Sure. I never watched past the Cell Saga and I only saw the post-Namek stuff once. Trump would probably be quietly shit posting on his phone and his attendants would probably be happy to bring me stuff because Im more polite in person than Trump.
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Sharashaska
12/02/22 6:43:40 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
isn't uub in GT, not Z?
Uub's appearance is the final episode of Z

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Baha05
12/02/22 6:43:42 PM
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Yeah sure

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dioxxys
12/02/22 6:48:23 PM
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So I get free money?

I guess I can work out during the boring bits.

Maybe Trump with buy us hookers, if it gets too slow.
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MrToothHasYou
12/02/22 6:49:15 PM
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Absolutely, Id do it for even less.

Can you imagine the takes Trump would have on the series as it went on?

They were very unfair to Yamcha, I hate to say, but they were very unfair!

Who in their right mind would say no to that?

Id do it for free. Hell make a podcast out of it and Im subscribing to the Patreon.

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Dr_Whoopass
12/02/22 6:52:03 PM
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Hell yes if I can mock and **** with him the whole time, it's a dream come true

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kinetika_
12/02/22 6:59:18 PM
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Easy money
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Baha05
12/02/22 7:00:17 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
Absolutely, Id do it for even less.

Can you imagine the takes Trump would have on the series as it went on?

They were very unfair to Yamcha, I hate to say, but they were very unfair!

Who in their right mind would say no to that?

Id do it for free. Hell make a podcast out of it and Im subscribing to the Patreon.
Vegeta will build a wall around the bug planet and make them pay for it

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SpiritSephiroth
12/02/22 7:05:50 PM
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That sounds fun as fuck tbh >_>

I don't care for the guy but the image of it is hillarious.

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Questionmarktarius
12/02/22 7:07:00 PM
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Do I still if paid if Trump wanders off or takes a nap during the Namek saga?
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VIIVincent
12/02/22 7:07:28 PM
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In a heartbeat. I get free food and watch dbz? Why anyone would say no is lyin I tell you hwat.

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MrToothHasYou
12/02/22 7:09:45 PM
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Baha05 posted...
Vegeta will build a wall around the bug planet and make them pay for it
See I feel like people only remember Running-A-Sham-Presidential-Administration Donald Trump and they forget all about Early-2010s-Twitter-Tabloid-Expert Donald Trump when he would just tweet endlessly about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart or other random celebrity/Hollywood gossip.

100% Donnie could go on a deranged half hour rant about how Chi-Chi isnt respectful enough to Goku and every minute of it would be incomprehensible comedy gold.

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Baha05
12/02/22 7:19:28 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
See I feel like people only remember Running-A-Sham-Presidential-Administration Donald Trump and they forget all about Early-2010s-Twitter-Tabloid-Expert Donald Trump when he would just tweet endlessly about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart or other random celebrity/Hollywood gossip.

100% Donnie could go on a deranged half hour rant about how Chi-Chi isnt respectful enough to Goku and every minute of it would be incomprehensible comedy gold.
Well people didnt care too much during that time.

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Questionmarktarius
12/02/22 7:27:59 PM
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Baha05 posted...
Well people didnt care too much during that time.
Trump would probably adore the Garlic Jr arc for some reason.
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Baha05
12/02/22 7:32:31 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Trump would probably adore the Garlic Jr arc for some reason.
Wait would we count the movies in too?

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Questionmarktarius
12/02/22 7:35:39 PM
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Baha05 posted...
Wait would we count the movies in too?
If I'm marathoning DBZ, I'm fucking watching Bardok.
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PMarth2002
12/02/22 7:38:51 PM
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I'd be willing to do a DBZ marathon with Trump for $765,000. I'd be curious to see how he acts in person.

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UnfairRepresent
12/02/22 9:32:10 PM
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Baha05 posted...
Wait would we count the movies in too?
Yes

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Calwings
12/02/22 9:52:07 PM
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I wouldn't have the patience to marathon all of DBZ even without the added suffering of Trump's presence

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DarkBuster22904
12/02/22 9:55:31 PM
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Absolutely.

I get to finally watch DBZ again, AND shit talk trump, to his face, for days on end, all at the same time. What's the downside?

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Nukazie
12/02/22 9:56:06 PM
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JTilly posted...
Easiest money ever


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Tenmyouji
12/02/22 11:07:18 PM
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Give money. Doesnt say shit about having to interact with him.
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UnfairRepresent
12/03/22 7:09:41 AM
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Tenmyouji posted...
Give money. Doesnt say shit about having to interact with him.
I dunno

Sitting in awkward silence with him the entire time sounds worse than talking

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Foppe
12/03/22 7:14:55 AM
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Can he sit and watch the episodes?
Then sure.

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NeonTentacles
12/03/22 7:16:02 AM
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Sounds like it would be a riot. I'm in! He'll probably say shit like "Who was that saiyan? Raditz? He's clearly the best fighter! The best! No one is better!"

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TMOG
12/03/22 7:21:21 AM
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Nothing in this task says Trump can't choose to leave, so I'll antagonise him until he throws a pissbaby fit and storms out (probably five minutes at most), then enjoy the most profitable DBZ marathon of my life.
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Mistere_Man
12/03/22 7:41:09 AM
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JTilly posted...
Easiest money ever


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The_Popo
12/03/22 7:53:29 AM
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Absolutely

I could probably lay the seeds for his next few conspiracies in his speeches.

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EndOfDiscOne
12/03/22 8:08:16 AM
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Trump can be amusing when hes not trying to destroy democracy

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shiby_with_it
12/03/22 9:00:22 AM
#50:


I honestly feel like it would be entertaining.

Yes. Absolutely.

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