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GeraldDarko 11/27/22 4:54:23 PM #1:	You're contracted to kill your neighbor for $5 million Deal No deal. I object morally. No deal. I couldn't do it/get away with it You're contracted to kill your neighbor for $5 million - Results (84 votes) Deal 27.38% (23 votes) 23 No deal. I object morally. 52.38% (44 votes) 44 No deal. I couldn't do it/get away with it 20.24% (17 votes) 17 All the contrac says is to kill the neighbor nearest to you. You know it's legit --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:969741309] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote> You're contracted to kill your neighbor for $5 million Deal No deal. I object morally. No deal. I couldn't do it/get away with it Vote View Results You're contracted to kill your neighbor for $5 million - Results (84 votes) Deal 27.38% (23 votes) 23 No deal. I object morally. 52.38% (44 votes) 44 No deal. I couldn't do it/get away with it 20.24% (17 votes) 17 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80252458', message: '0', key: 'b3703cd5' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } All the contrac says is to kill the neighbor nearest to you. You know it's legit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Haejin 11/27/22 4:55:03 PM #2:	No deal. I'm not a murderer and $5 million isn't that much money to me lmao --- https://i.imgur.com/Iox9hAv.png <cite>Haejin posted [p:969741321] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>No deal. I'm not a murderer and $5 million isn't that much money to me lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 11/27/22 4:57:04 PM #3:	I'll split the 5 mil with him and we'll fake his death. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:969741389] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>I'll split the 5 mil with him and we'll fake his death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/27/22 4:58:27 PM #4:	I already can't stand the fucker so --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:969741430] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>I already can't stand the fucker so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 11/27/22 5:00:06 PM #5:	a-c-a-b posted... I'll split the 5 mil with him and we'll fake his death. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1983edac-a0e1-4b6b-97e5-8a04b831b939 --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:969741478] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>a-c-a-b posted... </cite><quote>I'll split the 5 mil with him and we'll fake his death.</quote>https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1983edac-a0e1-4b6b-97e5-8a04b831b939</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rivers 11/27/22 5:01:54 PM #6:	although he's the only neighbor i've ever hated, i couldn't do it. kill is bad --- equites quattuor in saeculum saeculi 4h4l <cite>rivers posted [p:969741523] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>although he's the only neighbor i've ever hated, i couldn't do it. kill is bad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchNemo 11/27/22 5:19:03 PM #7:	Moral issues aside I don't trust myself to get away with it. --- Down with the Signess. <cite>ArchNemo posted [p:969741922] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>Moral issues aside I don't trust myself to get away with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nacen 11/27/22 5:24:51 PM #8:	Couldn't possibly get away with it --- Nothing worthwhile https://www.last.fm/user/rotten_light <cite>Nacen posted [p:969742093] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>Couldn't possibly get away with it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agonized_rufous 11/27/22 5:35:12 PM #9:	My neighbor has a dog that won't stfu and is outside all the time Can it count? --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Agonized_rufous posted [p:969742306] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>My neighbor has a dog that won't stfu and is outside all the timeCan it count?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nasty_Nitro 11/28/22 1:45:47 AM #10:	THAT MF is dead as disco lol --- OG status Triple OG Status pipedown yung bol Im Neo Im Leo Im Desiax Clark <cite>Nasty_Nitro posted [p:969752699] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>THAT MF is dead as disco lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 11/28/22 1:56:10 AM #11:	It would be very easy to get away with but I wouldnt do it. I dont need the money badly enough to compromise myself that way. <cite>Glob posted [p:969752829] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>It would be very easy to get away with but I wouldnt do it. I dont need the money badly enough to compromise myself that way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 11/28/22 2:00:47 AM #12:	No way, especially not after rescuing them from a fire in their building --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:969752894] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>No way, especially not after rescuing them from a fire in their building</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 11/28/22 2:02:39 AM #13:	uhh each of my neighbors have a family and dog so no --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:969752915] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>uhh each of my neighbors have a family and dog so no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 11/28/22 2:06:52 AM #14:	Ive had a neighbor threaten to kill my mother and myself when I was only 9, so in the right context, yes. But %99.9 of the time, absolutely no --- pEaK cEman <cite>JTilly posted [p:969752970] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>Ive had a neighbor threaten to kill my mother and myself when I was only 9, so in the right context, yes. But %99.9 of the time, absolutely no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 11/28/22 2:10:22 AM #15:	my beliefs wouldn't allow me to take a life. plus i would have to live with it, (not worth it). --- Republicans " hold together like a ball of lusty ticks" - drclaeys <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:969753008] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>my beliefs wouldn't allow me to take a life.plus i would have to live with it, (not worth it).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 11/28/22 2:15:26 AM #16:	I've had several for which I'd have done it for free. Currently though, no. <cite>Philip027 posted [p:969753067] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>I've had several for which I'd have done it for free.Currently though, no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/28/22 2:18:27 AM #17:	Deal. He plays his music too loud, sets off fireworks year round, and has trained his dog to crap in my yard. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:969753091] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>Deal. He plays his music too loud, sets off fireworks year round, and has trained his dog to crap in my yard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pastryarchy 11/28/22 2:47:38 AM #18:	Pass. Being emotionally fine with myself is worth more to me. Like even if this was a hypothetical neighbor who's a stranger, I would not be interested on the principal that individuals still connect and impact other people. If they're a stranger, they're not bothering me, so I have even less reason to threaten them. --- Let them eat cake. http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/05/3BY9w.gif http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/05/3Bstc.jpg <cite>Pastryarchy posted [p:969753317] in You're con... [t:80252458]...</cite> <quote>Pass. Being emotionally fine with myself is worth more to me.Like even if this was a hypothetical neighbor who's a stranger, I would not be interested on the principal that individuals still connect and impact other people. If they're a stranger, they're not bothering me, so I have even less reason to threaten them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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