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Centipeter 11/24/22 7:51:27 PM #1: |
So we want to spice things up a bit and kick our bedtime rumpus sessions up a notch. Only problem is, any mail delivered to our house gets stolen by scumbag neighbours so we use either set of parents as a postal address. We dont want either set of parents to have to sign for a big box of sex toys. Because yuck. --- It is the function of the Guardian to protect hybrids and mutants in the vulnerable stage of infancy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 11/24/22 7:52:36 PM #2: |
Go to a sex shop. --- --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Centipeter 11/24/22 7:54:45 PM #3: |
Robot2600 posted... Go to a sex shop.I have a reputation to uphold, and it would not do to be caught scuttling into a sex shop by either a client or a colleague. --- It is the function of the Guardian to protect hybrids and mutants in the vulnerable stage of infancy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alucard188 11/24/22 7:58:32 PM #4: |
Do it anyways and get your dad to ask some awkward questions. Make it really spicy. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Centipeter 11/24/22 8:00:39 PM #5: |
Alucard188 posted... Do it anyways and get your dad to ask some awkward questions. Make it really spicy.My dad passed away 10 years ago. I would endure the most awkward conversation imaginable if it meant I got to speak to him again, just for five minutes. Hell, when he was alive he used to try to give me advice. I am now convinced he was deliberately giving me terrible advice as a form of trolling. The alternative is too horrible to consider. --- It is the function of the Guardian to protect hybrids and mutants in the vulnerable stage of infancy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 11/24/22 8:01:46 PM #6: |
Buy them from Amazon, if you can --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 11/24/22 8:03:11 PM #8: |
Centipeter posted... I have a reputation to uphold, and it would not do to be caught scuttling into a sex shop by either a client or a colleague.Have your wife do it. --- Italian, French, German. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 11/24/22 8:04:17 PM #9: |
Just cut out the middleman and open your own sex shop. Easy solution. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anteaterking 11/24/22 8:11:29 PM #11: |
Look into UPS lockers. --- http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 11/25/22 5:00:11 PM #13: |
sex shops are mainstream these days. pick one of the chains like Cupid's Closet, not some random ADULT VIDEO behind the macdonalds. --- --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HudGard 11/25/22 5:06:03 PM #14: |
Sex shop out of town UPS/PO Box Parents still (those companies always ship in generic boxes with unrelated return address names anyways) Invest in a porch camera By the way you said parents have to sign. So if signatures are required what are you worried about with neighbor theft? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 11/25/22 5:06:54 PM #15: |
Buy from Amazon and have them delivered to a nearby Amazon locker. Less chance of theft that way. Plus, it will be in an Amazon box, so people won't be able to tell what it is. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 | i9-10900K | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra | 32GB DDR4 3600 | 4TB SSD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 11/25/22 5:10:07 PM #16: |
Dont they ship in regular boxes? Why not just stick with sending it to your parents place? If they ask what it is just lie. I mean its not like a sex shop is gonna put Contents: ONE BIGASS DILDO on it lol --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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