Current Events > Don't you hate it when your pee goes between the seat and bowl

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Gremlynn 11/21/22 11:28:31 PM #1:	And just fuckin hoses your pants around your ankles? --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:969605107] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>And just fuckin hoses your pants around your ankles?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/21/22 11:31:26 PM #2:	>_>..... who's gonna tell him? --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:969605143] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>>_>..... who's gonna tell him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 11/21/22 11:39:11 PM #3:	How does that happen? --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:969605268] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>How does that happen?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 11/21/22 11:39:50 PM #4:	Wat --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:969605278] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Wat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/21/22 11:40:13 PM #5:	Yours doesn't coil at the bottom of the toilet? --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:969605279] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Yours doesn't coil at the bottom of the toilet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 11/21/22 11:41:30 PM #6:	That's why I sit and pee when at home. I dunno why most males don't do this at home. --- I don't drink. I don't smoke. My addiction is World Wrestling Entertainment. The Vince McMahon Saga has ended (1982-2022): https://youtu.be/02JQ1JxlNb4 <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:969605294] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>That's why I sit and pee when at home. I dunno why most males don't do this at home.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/21/22 11:45:00 PM #7:	Still not as bad as when you sit down and your D touches the inside of the toilet bowl and the pee sprays in every direction and splatters pee out and forward. Still gets your pants wet. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:969605336] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Still not as bad as when you sit down and your D touches the inside of the toilet bowl and the pee sprays in every direction and splatters pee out and forward. Still gets your pants wet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 11/22/22 12:01:06 AM #8:	RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... That's why I sit and pee when at home. I dunno why most males don't do this at home. but i'm talking about when I sit.. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:969605602] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... </cite><quote>That's why I sit and pee when at home. I dunno why most males don't do this at home.</quote>but i'm talking about when I sit..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 11/22/22 12:06:54 AM #9:	Gremlynn posted... but i'm talking about when I sit.. ....how is this possible? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/2/AAfMaiAAD6OQ.jpg --- I don't drink. I don't smoke. My addiction is World Wrestling Entertainment. The Vince McMahon Saga has ended (1982-2022): https://youtu.be/02JQ1JxlNb4 <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:969605693] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>but i'm talking about when I sit..</quote>....how is this possible?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/2/AAfMaiAAD6OQ.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 11/22/22 12:14:21 AM #10:	RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... ....how is this possible? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/2/AAfMaiAAD6OQ.jpg ... how are you going between the seat and bowl and onto your pants when you AREN'T sitting? --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:969605813] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... </cite><quote>....how is this possible?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/2/AAfMaiAAD6OQ.jpg</quote>... how are you going between the seat and bowl and onto your pants when you AREN'T sitting?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidEngel 11/22/22 12:15:15 AM #11:	Sometimes when you have to crap super bad, your aim hits that precise spot when you sit in a hurry --- I am a super sandwich! http://www.last.fm/user/ToxicOrochi <cite>MorbidEngel posted [p:969605832] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes when you have to crap super bad, your aim hits that precise spot when you sit in a hurry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 11/22/22 12:20:38 AM #12:	Gremlynn posted... ... how are you going between the seat and bowl and onto your pants when you AREN'T sitting? do you get hard or something when u sit and pee? my thing usually points down. --- I don't drink. I don't smoke. My addiction is World Wrestling Entertainment. The Vince McMahon Saga has ended (1982-2022): https://youtu.be/02JQ1JxlNb4 <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:969605906] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>... how are you going between the seat and bowl and onto your pants when you AREN'T sitting?</quote>do you get hard or something when u sit and pee? my thing usually points down.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 11/22/22 12:21:34 AM #13:	My pee comes out really crazy and sometimes this happens --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:969605920] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>My pee comes out really crazy and sometimes this happens </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 11/22/22 12:24:39 AM #14:	RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... do you get hard or something when u sit and pee? my thing usually points down. Sometimes. that usually helps though. it's just smol and the scrote props it up enough to get a look outside the bowl unless i manually hold it down. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:969605974] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... </cite><quote>do you get hard or something when u sit and pee? my thing usually points down.</quote>Sometimes. that usually helps though.it's just smol and the scrote props it up enough to get a look outside the bowl unless i manually hold it down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 11/22/22 12:28:49 AM #15:	...what? --- What is up, my sister? https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/hfzvdPe <cite>Kitt posted [p:969606037] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>...what?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 11/22/22 12:31:18 AM #17:	Yes I do hate when that happens. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:969606071] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Yes I do hate when that happens. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 11/22/22 12:41:06 AM #18:	This literally just happened to me for the first time ever like 3 days ago, WTF? O_o I was sitting on the toilet and I went to reach back and grab something off the tank behind me. But I leaned a little too far backwards, which aimed me up and perfectly lined up straight through the crack between the seat and the lip of the bowl. Thankfully it was at home, but I had to change my sweats and my underwear. >_< --- PSN ID: Aristoph https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj5ydFYxnEODxpQeBswmiAA <cite>Aristoph posted [p:969606205] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>This literally just happened to me for the first time ever like 3 days ago, WTF? O_oI was sitting on the toilet and I went to reach back and grab something off the tank behind me. But I leaned a little too far backwards, which aimed me up and perfectly lined up straight through the crack between the seat and the lip of the bowl. Thankfully it was at home, but I had to change my sweats and my underwear. >_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oubliettes 11/22/22 12:46:28 AM #19:	thats why you gotta sit facing the tank --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:969606267] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>thats why you gotta sit facing the tank </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 11/22/22 12:47:43 AM #20:	Oubliettes posted... thats why you gotta sit facing the tank then it's just gonna splash off the nozzle guard and get my crotch wet. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:969606285] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted... </cite><quote>thats why you gotta sit facing the tank</quote>then it's just gonna splash off the nozzle guard and get my crotch wet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 11/22/22 12:50:21 AM #21:	tfw you feel your pants are wet when you stand back up and you fear the toilet was leaking, but then you smell it and realize it's pee. It's a bad feel. Better than a toilet leak though. --- Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear. <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:969606325] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>tfw you feel your pants are wet when you stand back up and you fear the toilet was leaking, but then you smell it and realize it's pee. It's a bad feel. Better than a toilet leak though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 11/22/22 12:52:53 AM #22:	I've been having this problem constantly ever since moving to Canada. I swear every single toilet here is designed for 6-year olds. I'm usually in big trouble if I urgently have to #1 and #2 at the same time. <cite>Philip027 posted [p:969606356] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>I've been having this problem constantly ever since moving to Canada. I swear every single toilet here is designed for 6-year olds.I'm usually in big trouble if I urgently have to #1 and #2 at the same time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 11/22/22 12:53:10 AM #23:	ThePrinceFish posted... tfw you feel your pants are wet when you stand back up and you fear the toilet was leaking, but then you smell it and realize it's pee. It's a bad feel. Better than a toilet leak though. and then you realize you gotta cross infront of the active webcam to get to a change of clothes and ain't nobody paid extra. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:969606362] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>ThePrinceFish posted... </cite><quote>tfw you feel your pants are wet when you stand back up and you fear the toilet was leaking, but then you smell it and realize it's pee. It's a bad feel. Better than a toilet leak though.</quote>and then you realize you gotta cross infront of the active webcam to get to a change of clothes and ain't nobody paid extra.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 11/22/22 12:57:16 AM #24:	I still don't understand how this happens. Doesn't your penis hang too low for this to happen or are you accidentally mashing your penis under the seat without noticing somehow? --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:969606410] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>I still don't understand how this happens. Doesn't your penis hang too low for this to happen or are you accidentally mashing your penis under the seat without noticing somehow? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 11/22/22 12:58:02 AM #25:	1337toothbrush posted... I still don't understand how this happens. Doesn't your penis hang too low for this to happen or are you accidentally mashing your penis under the seat without noticing somehow? oh look at mr ginormo dong over here. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:969606413] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite><quote>I still don't understand how this happens. Doesn't your penis hang too low for this to happen or are you accidentally mashing your penis under the seat without noticing somehow?</quote>oh look at mr ginormo dong over here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 11/22/22 12:58:12 AM #26:	1337toothbrush posted... I still don't understand how this happens. Doesn't your penis hang too low for this to happen or are you accidentally mashing your penis under the seat without noticing somehow? Not for everyone sadly. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:969606414] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite><quote>I still don't understand how this happens. Doesn't your penis hang too low for this to happen or are you accidentally mashing your penis under the seat without noticing somehow?</quote>Not for everyone sadly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 11/22/22 1:06:03 AM #27:	Mistere_Man posted... Not for everyone sadly. Sadly? i'll have you know that growers are objectively more highly evolved than showers. there is no advantage to having the full size of your junk on display even when it's not primed for use, but there are very clear and obvious advantages to it being capable of condensing down to almost nothing when not in use. Not our fault the world is still scared of our potential and refuses to make toilets with piss-guards for us. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:969606490] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>Not for everyone sadly.</quote>Sadly? i'll have you know that growers are objectively more highly evolved than showers. there is no advantage to having the full size of your junk on display even when it's not primed for use, but there are very clear and obvious advantages to it being capable of condensing down to almost nothing when not in use.Not our fault the world is still scared of our potential and refuses to make toilets with piss-guards for us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RlP 11/22/22 1:13:15 AM #28:	It once happened to me, but it was due those damn hairs that split the stream >.> --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>RlP posted [p:969606597] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>It once happened to me, but it was due those damn hairs that split the stream >.></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 11/22/22 1:43:05 AM #29:	Gremlynn posted... oh look at mr ginormo dong over here. Pretty sure you don't have to be big to have gravity pull it down. --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:969606969] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>oh look at mr ginormo dong over here.</quote>Pretty sure you don't have to be big to have gravity pull it down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/22/22 2:20:08 AM #30:	1337toothbrush posted... Pretty sure you don't have to be big to have gravity pull it down. Anything under 4 inches actually floats upwards like a balloon. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:969607333] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite><quote>Pretty sure you don't have to be big to have gravity pull it down.</quote>Anything under 4 inches actually floats upwards like a balloon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 11/22/22 2:36:28 AM #31:	1337toothbrush posted... Pretty sure you don't have to be big to have gravity pull it down. Lost_All_Senses posted... Anything under 4 inches actually floats upwards like a balloon. Look up ~~Buried Penis~~ or dont as it isnt pleasant. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:969607495] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite><quote>Pretty sure you don't have to be big to have gravity pull it down.</quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite><quote>Anything under 4 inches actually floats upwards like a balloon.</quote>Look up Buried Penis or dont as it isnt pleasant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 11/22/22 2:39:11 AM #32:	Whip the shower curtain back and aim for the drain, problem solved --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:969607532] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Whip the shower curtain back and aim for the drain, problem solved</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 11/22/22 2:49:01 AM #34:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Anything under 4 inches actually floats upwards like a balloon. Huh. Fascinating... --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:969607624] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite><quote>Anything under 4 inches actually floats upwards like a balloon.</quote>Huh. Fascinating... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 11/22/22 2:51:43 AM #35:	Yes, I hate that. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:969607652] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Yes, I hate that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 11/22/22 9:21:36 PM #36:	Tfw when... --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:969627762] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>Tfw when...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 11/22/22 11:11:11 PM #37:	1337toothbrush posted... Pretty sure you don't have to be big to have gravity pull it down. gotta be bigger than the scrote-pillow. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:969629977] in Don't you ... [t:80243723]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite><quote>Pretty sure you don't have to be big to have gravity pull it down.</quote>gotta be bigger than the scrote-pillow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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