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AlCalavicci
11/20/22 3:25:15 AM
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What is the first thing that came to mind for you?

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Nacen
11/20/22 3:26:44 AM
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a.... pencil sharpener.

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Gremlynn
11/20/22 3:26:58 AM
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the kid that went to the ER cause he tried to have sex with the wall mounted pencil sharpener but then somebody cranked the handle.

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Laserion
11/20/22 3:27:05 AM
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Right now, an electric one, sitting on a table in my wife's classroom.

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ViewtifulJoe
11/20/22 3:27:23 AM
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The line to use the electric sharpener at school because it was a novel thing for a while.

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Aristoph
11/20/22 3:29:59 AM
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Gremlynn posted...
the kid that went to the ER cause he tried to have sex with the wall mounted pencil sharpener but then somebody cranked the handle.

....aaaaaand those phantom pains mean I'm never going to be aroused again. Thanks for that. >_<

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AlCalavicci
11/20/22 3:31:11 AM
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Nacen posted...
a.... pencil sharpener.

you have to be more specific

Gremlynn posted...
the kid that went to the ER cause he tried to have sex with the wall mounted pencil sharpener but then somebody cranked the handle.

wtf

Laserion posted...
Right now, an electric one, sitting on a table in my wife's classroom.

Growing up we had an electric one and I can still remember how it sounds

ViewtifulJoe posted...
The line to use the electric sharpener at school because it was a novel thing for a while.

Ah, I remember lines for the mechanical ones

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Gremlynn
11/20/22 3:31:47 AM
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Aristoph posted...
....aaaaaand those phantom pains mean I'm never going to be aroused again. Thanks for that. >_<

like freebasing viagra while wearing a chastity cage amirite?

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Touch
11/20/22 3:32:35 AM
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Those times when kids would go up to use the loud as fuck electric pencil sharpener while the teacher is lecturing so then the teacher has to wait because the pencil sharpener was loud as fuck

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Airhammy
11/20/22 3:36:47 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c84ooIjliT4

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Gremlynn
11/20/22 3:40:01 AM
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Touch posted...
Those times when kids would go up to use the loud as fuck pencil sharpener while the teacher is lecturing so then the teacher has to wait because the pencil sharpener was loud as fuck

holy shit i actually did forget the sound until you said this and now it's all i can hear.

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trappedunderice
11/20/22 3:47:14 AM
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Sharp, like you pulled me out the pencil sharpener
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MJOLNRVII
11/20/22 3:48:24 AM
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The pencil sharpener that's in my backpack right now. That thing has somehow not fucked up on me since I've had it in high school.

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Illuminoius
11/20/22 4:36:26 AM
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those basic square sharpeners that always make a huge mess
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