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Crimsoness
11/19/22 5:26:32 PM
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What do you do?

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Sayoria
11/19/22 5:28:12 PM
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Hate on the gays, black people, jewish people, and all other minorities after I write out my master plan to storm the capital on the back of a McDonald's big mac wrapper. Or something like that.

This isn't serious btw.

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Kombucha
11/19/22 5:35:46 PM
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Buy guns, start prepping, prepare for jesus to return.

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frozenstar
11/19/22 5:36:45 PM
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Pretend to be liberal but be pro conservative ideals to own the libs and play devils advocate online.

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DetectivePony
11/19/22 5:37:11 PM
#5:


Live well

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FigureOfSpeech
11/19/22 5:37:32 PM
#6:


reported for abusive behavior (insults/flaming)
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TheHoldSteady
11/19/22 5:38:10 PM
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Make up stupid conspiracy theories that make no sense, like Biden being a plant from China.

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Smackems
11/19/22 5:38:44 PM
#8:


Get all christianated

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MrMallard
11/19/22 5:40:04 PM
#9:


DetectivePony posted...
Live well
Rainbow Dash wouldn't approve of the posts you make online.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/19/22 5:40:15 PM
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Hell I don't know.

I lean Republican, but I'm not some crazy Conservative and don't care for Trump much.

The man is nuts or has a mental disorder.

Like I feel people should make their own way instead of asking or expecting things and help.

One has to be pretty down and out for things like that.

Like whoever is taking away from the real needy.


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KainWind
11/19/22 5:40:52 PM
#11:


Praise God

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GeraldDarko
11/19/22 5:42:24 PM
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What would I do if I were a completely different person? No idea...

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Jiek_Fafn
11/19/22 5:43:32 PM
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Im going to get real upset simply because I shared my nuanced opinions about different races and others weren't receptive

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Questionmarktarius
11/19/22 5:43:45 PM
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shitpost on gamefaqs
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mustachedmystic
11/19/22 5:48:23 PM
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Put on a helmet, cause my IQ just dropped 97%.
https://youtu.be/sr-lN6jU1Ts

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Flauros
11/19/22 5:52:16 PM
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Go to work, then come home to chill and watch TV.

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A_Good_Boy
11/19/22 6:00:05 PM
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Say the nword a lot.

I'm black so I can already say it as much as I want, but now that I'm conservative I get to use the hard r version.

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coolguyjimmy
11/19/22 6:02:16 PM
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-- Write Paragraphs, and Paragraphs saying the Republican party is hardly Conservative anymore, and hasn't been for decades.
-- Be flamed by someone who doesn't read the paragraphs and just states I'm conservative to hate on minorities.
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Master_Bass
11/19/22 6:02:45 PM
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Try to bring about end times by arming Isreal to the teeth with taxpayer money, but then post disproven antisemitic conspiracy theories.

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The-Apostle
11/19/22 6:03:51 PM
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I'm already Conservative, so everything I've always done.

A_Good_Boy posted...
Say the nword a lot.

I'm black so I can already say it as much as I want, but now that I'm conservative I get to use the hard r version.
Not every Conservative is like this.

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UnfairRepresent
11/19/22 6:05:26 PM
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Deny reality, make shit up

Then be furiously angry all the time at people who point out reality or just random shit I made up to be angry about

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A_Good_Boy
11/19/22 6:07:58 PM
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The-Apostle posted...
Not every Conservative is like this.
That qualifier speaks volumes in and of itself tbqh.

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The-Apostle
11/19/22 6:17:26 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
That qualifier speaks volumes in and of itself tbqh.
It's a stereotype. And not even a good one.

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Flockaveli
11/19/22 6:46:35 PM
#24:


Be rich, cheat the government out of paying my taxes, play golf.
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MagnusDJL
11/19/22 6:51:23 PM
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Go on internet forums and say I'm a centrist, then I scold liberal users anytime they shit on conservatives, but then remain silent whenever the opposite happens.
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Funkydog
11/19/22 6:53:05 PM
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Suddenly start blaming Corbyn when something goes wrong.
Start demanding my family and loved ones suffer so nameless billionaires can do better.
Blame the immigrants.
Blame the poor for not working underpaid jobs so we now need immigrants.
Push to collapse the NHS while working for the NHS.

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Humble_Novice
11/19/22 6:53:46 PM
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Spread fake news about the COVID vaccine.
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Ozarhok
11/19/22 6:56:30 PM
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But I don't want to hate people who aren't white

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Heineken14
11/19/22 6:57:01 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
What do you do?


Iunno. Try and take away someone's rights and shout slurs at minorities?

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ANort175
11/19/22 6:57:30 PM
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*shitposting intensifies*

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A_Good_Boy
11/19/22 6:59:36 PM
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The-Apostle posted...
It's a stereotype. And not even a good one.
You should tell that to the tiki-torch carrying, nazi flag waving, Confederate state supporting people that keep on appearing at conservative rallies for deliberately giving people a poor misconception of conservatives and their supporters then.

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Kitt
11/19/22 7:00:29 PM
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This site represses me from expressing my beliefs.

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TheMikh
11/19/22 7:01:11 PM
#35:


buy a sandwich at subway

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gunplagirl
11/19/22 7:42:04 PM
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Time to save the country from those election stealing democrats! (Votes twice using my dead parent's ballot)

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samsungsalt
11/19/22 7:44:32 PM
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I already am

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Blue_Target
11/19/22 7:48:37 PM
#38:


Buy an AR15

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RchHomieQuanChi
11/19/22 7:55:33 PM
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Insist that I'm all for "personal responsibility" and "freedom", while voting in favor of laws and politicians who want to strip choices from people and restrict individual freedom

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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/19/22 8:42:57 PM
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Blue_Target posted...
Buy an AR15

Too stereotypical.

I prefer a M1918 Browning Automatic Rifle.

That thing rips brick walls apart.

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Flauros
11/19/22 9:17:41 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Too stereotypical.

I prefer a M1918 Browning Automatic Rifle.

That thing rips brick walls apart.
Just get an HCAR instead. Much more modern.

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AloneIBreak
11/19/22 9:22:14 PM
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Vote in favor of policies that won't help me economically.

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ellis123
11/19/22 9:36:15 PM
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Will I be the "goes to a politicians house to murder her with a hammer" kind or the "I really like the monarchy" kind?

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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/19/22 9:40:43 PM
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Flauros posted...
Just get an HCAR instead. Much more modern.

I don't know.

It's just that old school weapons are more bad ass and scary.

30, 45 and 50 cal weapons then were the norm.

What's with this modern 7mm nonsense?

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Bishop9800
11/19/22 9:40:51 PM
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BOoTSTRAPS!! BOOTSTRAPS!! BOOTSTRAPS!!

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creativerealms
11/19/22 9:42:49 PM
#50:


Am American conservative? Not conserve anything.


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silverpine
11/19/22 9:43:05 PM
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have children, a lot of them
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