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wackyteen
11/12/22 12:37:48 PM
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>spend 3 minutes watching the entire enemy phase
>enemy just runs in on the last command point of their phase and captures your objective when they could have just did that IN THE FIRST FUCKING MOVEMENT. EASILY

BUT NO, WASTE MY FUCKING TIME

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wackyteen
11/12/22 12:48:46 PM
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Or an enemy just been camping out and when you're down to 3 known enemies left

Bam, scout just spawns from the grass and ruins your whole last 10 minutes of fucking dominating the enemy so hard it'd be a war crime irl

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Irony
11/12/22 12:50:18 PM
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Sounds like you need to git gud so they don't capture

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gunplagirl
11/12/22 12:50:36 PM
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Irony posted...
Sounds like you need to git gud so they don't capture
This

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wackyteen
11/12/22 12:51:49 PM
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Irony posted...
Sounds like you need to git gud so they don't capture
Should you git gud at life if you're just at the bus stop and someone just ups and shoots you at point blank range while you're browsing your phone?

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a-c-a-b
11/12/22 12:53:26 PM
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Fun game.

Seeing a couple of playable characters from one of my all time favourite RPGs was pretty fucking awesome the first time I played it. I didn't know they were going to be in it, so it was a pretty big "holy shit" moment for me.

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ScazarMeltex
11/12/22 1:03:36 PM
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Irony posted...
Sounds like you need to git gud so they don't capture


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Irony
11/12/22 1:06:15 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Should you git gud at life if you're just at the bus stop and someone just ups and shoots you at point blank range while you're browsing your phone?
My town doesn't have bus stops

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The_Critic
11/12/22 1:08:44 PM
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IIRC, the game was about 90% rushing your scouts to take the objective first or second turn.
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wackyteen
11/12/22 1:10:36 PM
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The_Critic posted...
IIRC, the game was about 90% rushing your scouts to take the objective first or second turn.
Yeah, and it's why when you're forced into base defense, the flaws of the game shine hard.

Also doesn't help the computer knows the FOV of your units and will blatantly exploit not tripping your intercepting fire

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GuerrillaSoldier
11/12/22 1:26:18 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Should you git gud at life if you're just at the bus stop and someone just ups and shoots you at point blank range while you're browsing your phone?
yes, obviously. how else would you survive in that situation?

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Leanaunfurled
11/12/22 1:27:27 PM
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Fantastic game. More people should play and appreciate 4 too, imo. I liked it even more than 1.

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wackyteen
11/12/22 1:33:39 PM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
Fantastic game. More people should play and appreciate 4 too, imo. I liked it even more than 1.
I 100%d the main story of 4

Before I looked at the trailer earlier today, I couldn't have told you a single characters name.

All I could remember was flashes of memories of some maps.

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Ilishe
11/12/22 1:35:13 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Fun game.

Seeing a couple of playable characters from one of my all time favourite RPGs was pretty fucking awesome the first time I played it. I didn't know they were going to be in it, so it was a pretty big "holy shit" moment for me.

Wait what? Who?

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Payzmaykr
11/12/22 1:37:07 PM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
Fantastic game. More people should play and appreciate 4 too, imo. I liked it even more than 1.
Yeah, I never understood the hate for VC4. The second game was different enough to piss people off and the third game was never even translated to English. The fourth game was a return to what the fans seemed to want, and they didnt make it insanely different, so I didnt get why people hate on it.

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a-c-a-b
11/12/22 1:37:19 PM
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Ilishe posted...
Wait what? Who?
There's a shocktrooper named Vyse and a scout named Aika. Both are characters from the game Skies of Arcadia.

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gunplagirl
11/12/22 1:37:19 PM
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Ilishe posted...
Wait what? Who?
The main trio from skies of Arcadia makes a cameo. Two are payable characters and the third is the medic who appears when you rescue an incapacitated unit.

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gunplagirl
11/12/22 1:38:08 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
There's a shocktrooper named Vyse and scout named Aika. Both are characters from the game Skies of Arcadia.

gunplagirl posted...
The main trio from skies of Arcadia makes a cameo. Two are payable characters and the third is the medic who appears when you rescue an incapacitated unit.
Stp but I was more accurate because you forgot best girl.

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a-c-a-b
11/12/22 1:40:29 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Stp but I was more accurate because you forgot best girl.
Was Fina actually named though?. I can't remember.


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wackyteen
11/12/22 1:40:38 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
Yeah, I never understood the hate for VC4. The second game was different enough to piss people off and the third game was never even translated to English. The fourth game was a return to what the fans seemed to want, and they didnt make it insanely different, so I didnt get why people hate on it.

It's a little... Too samey.

Which isn't an outright bad thing but at the same time, sequels should generally expand on original concepts outright.

I played 2 on release. Loved it, up until the post game stuff. Ain't nobody got time for that

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gunplagirl
11/12/22 1:53:07 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Was Fina actually named though?. I can't remember.
In the encyclopedia or whatever that names all the characters and gives their bio info, yeah.

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wackyteen
11/13/22 2:19:23 AM
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LMFAO I was 1 AP (literally shorter than a micropenis) short of activating a switch

But no

The game INSISTS on wasting your time and making you waste fucking shit because fuck you

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gunplagirl
11/13/22 7:41:54 PM
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wackyteen posted...
LMFAO I was 1 AP (literally shorter than a micropenis) short of activating a switch

But no

The game INSISTS on wasting your time and making you waste fucking shit because fuck you
Sounds like you just need to get down the basics of the game better and maybe learn the maps when have to redo them.

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