Current Events > C/D: You want a girlfriend.

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Confirm.

Confeny

fuck that

Yeah, I do. Feels like I'm missing out on a huge chunk of life being unable to date.

KogaSteelfang posted...

Yeah, I do. Feels like I'm missing out on a huge chunk of life being unable to date.

There are a lot more things you can do when you have someone else. Like go to the pumpkin patch or the movies.

Pepys_Monster posted...

There are a lot more things you can do when you have someone else. Like go to the pumpkin patch or the movies.

I go to movies by myself all the time. Typically prefer it.

I'm married, so yeah.

Pepys_Monster posted...

There are a lot more things you can do when you have someone else. Like go to the pumpkin patch or the movies.

Eh, I go to the movies plenty. It does feel like it'd change the tone of the experience though.

D. Won't mind an exclusive fwb tho

Not really, no.

C. I mean, I already have one, but it's an open relationship, so let's get a little sapphic polyamory going.

Pepys_Monster posted...

There are a lot more things you can do when you have someone else. Like go to the pumpkin patch or the movies.

It's official. You are Linus. This is not merely my head-kanon, this is hard fact. All of you posts are to be read in the voice of Linus. It's the great Pepys Monster, Charlie Brown. That is all. Thank you for your time.

I have a girlfriend. It's good

Nah. I'd be more interested in a friends with benefits situation.

Yes. I want an accomplice in life. To be able to do everything together til we grow old and die.

But so far it seems like I'm heading down the path of dying alone, old. That's if I don't get depression that'll give me cancer before that.

Confirm but don't tell my wife

I did at one point, sure, but after the imbalance of all bad and never good I kind of stopped caring. Plus Im too used to being by myself now and I do genuinely enjoy it.

Course.. Ill probably be singing a different tune in like fifteen years when Im 50, but, hey, at least Im not putting myself through that misery anymore.

It would take a really special woman who has extreme patience to deal with someone like me (a dude in his mid-30s with the dating experience of a middle schooler) for me to consider it. But Im not so naive as to think theres much chance of that.

i do want a gf. self actualized me has more important shit going on

Confirm but I want one that loves me like a puppy

Confirm.

I've been ready for a couple of months now. My sister insisted that I got out with one of her friends last weekend. Things are going well.

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Just spreading awareness

Deny. I've had too many bad experiences with women. Im much better off alone.

D

relationships are way too stressful

Sometimes an imaginary gf is good they never let you down

Imaginary lovers
Never turn you down
When all the others turn you away
They're around
It's my private pleasure
Midnight fantasy
Someone to share my
Wildest dreams with me
Imaginary lover you're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers, oh yeah