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Oubliettes
11/09/22 11:21:27 AM
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is this diabetes

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Giant_Aspirin
11/09/22 11:23:11 AM
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what do you want to do with the gummi animals

why do we ask questions without using question marks

is this the new cool thing to do

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Flockaveli
11/09/22 11:24:34 AM
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No punctuations, I ain't trying to be punctual
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Oubliettes
11/09/22 11:52:55 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
what do you want to do with the gummi animals

why do we ask questions without using question marks

is this the new cool thing to do

let the gummi meat slide down my throat hole

you can come press the extra key on my keypad if you wanna

yes

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GuerrillaSoldier
11/09/22 12:11:51 PM
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who said it was new

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Giant_Aspirin
11/09/22 12:14:06 PM
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oh ok well if you wake up at three in the morning and you are craving sugar and then eat it and do this on a daily or almost daily basis i'd say its not diabetes because that comes from eating too much sugar over long periods of time there might be something else causing you to crave sugar like this i think as long as you are mindful about how much you eat it will be ok did that make sense

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 12:21:05 PM
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what

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Giant_Aspirin
11/09/22 12:41:08 PM
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no, its not diabetes.

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 12:41:40 PM
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what about type 2 diabetes

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Giant_Aspirin
11/09/22 12:42:12 PM
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no its not diabetes

is that better

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 12:44:09 PM
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no i still wake up at 3 am wanting gummi animals
its not better

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Giant_Aspirin
11/09/22 12:45:07 PM
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have you tried falling asleep with some already in your mouth

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 12:47:25 PM
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just the gummi penises

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 1:17:10 PM
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google says its diabetes
help

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Giant_Aspirin
11/09/22 1:18:34 PM
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but i told you its not

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 1:19:02 PM
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why would i trust medical advice from a guy who doesnt use punctuation

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Giant_Aspirin
11/09/22 1:19:46 PM
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do you want medical advice or do you want to be cool

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 1:21:35 PM
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im not a doctor but im pretty sure discriminating against patients bc theyre too cool isnt legal

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 1:48:20 PM
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bing also says diabetes
i tried to ask jeeves but i think he died
probably from diabetes

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 2:34:53 PM
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just got off the phone with my doctor
they at lunch atm

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 3:42:19 PM
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dont know what gummi animal to buy today
last time i bought a two pound bag of sour snakes
i really want watermelon sharks but i never see them anymore
maybe ill do sweet and sour octopus
or marshmallow frogs
idk
burnt out on the creamy penises

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Giant_Aspirin
11/09/22 3:46:54 PM
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get swedish fish or sour patch kids b/c those dont have gelatin

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 3:48:46 PM
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yeah and ill wash it down with some nonalcoholic beer
i need the gelatin for my witch nails and pubic mane

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David1988
11/09/22 3:59:51 PM
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Haribo gummies goat tier tbh

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 4:05:18 PM
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David1988 posted...
Haribo gummies goat tier tbh

for real
prolly get some star mix

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VampireCoyote
11/09/22 4:07:14 PM
#26:


I eat a gummi every evening

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 4:25:12 PM
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for business or pleasure

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Tobi011
11/09/22 4:33:55 PM
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Oubliettes posted...
dont know what gummi animal to buy today
last time i bought a two pound bag of sour snakes
i really want watermelon sharks but i never see them anymore
maybe ill do sweet and sour octopus
or marshmallow frogs
idk
burnt out on the creamy penises
Sugar free Gummy Bears that you can buy off Amazon.
One of the best gummies ever.
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Shotgunnova
11/09/22 4:37:10 PM
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Try to find some Albanese Ultimate gummis. Unusual flavors, but great.

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 4:39:23 PM
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Tobi011 posted...
Sugar free Gummy Bears that you can buy off Amazon.
One of the best gummies ever.

haha very funny
i already got fooled once by that and shit 3 pairs of pants

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 4:40:05 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Try to find some Albanese Ultimate gummis. Unusual flavors

yeah the unusual flavor is butt
and shit from a butt

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Oubliettes
11/09/22 8:27:52 PM
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i got some star mix
the distribution was weighted heavily in favor of the rings and the shitty cherries
like two fuckin snakes and idk thet i had any colas at all
now im gonna wake up at 3am without any gummi animals just stupid fuckin rings

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Oubliettes
11/10/22 12:05:49 AM
#33:


omg i figured it out
if i stay up til 3 am
i cant wake up at 3 am wanting gummi animals

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kingdrake2
11/10/22 12:19:28 AM
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Oubliettes posted...
if i stay up til 3 am


we're all staying up. now need gummy's.
haribo funtastic mix > star mix.

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Oubliettes
11/10/22 12:28:13 AM
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they dont sell funtastic except at the international market here
i get like one of every haribo when i go there tho
the bags all in german
their wine gummies the only ones i found kinda disappointing but i kinda wanna try em again

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Oubliettes
11/10/22 3:06:36 AM
#36:


i made it
now time for sleep


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Oubliettes
11/10/22 12:30:21 PM
#37:


update
i slept thru my alaram
i did not eat 3am gummies
but i also feel very not good


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Blue_Thunder
11/10/22 1:26:09 PM
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Oubliettes posted...
update
i slept thru my alaram
i did not eat 3am gummies
but i also feel very not good


you going through gummy withdrawal

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Oubliettes
11/10/22 1:28:04 PM
#39:


i left the star mix in my car
some car mix if u will
they got very soft and all stuck togther
this is not the proper way to ingest gummi animals

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Giant_Aspirin
11/10/22 1:28:39 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Try to find some Albanese Ultimate gummis. Unusual flavors, but great.

these are pretty fantastic. a more sophisticated gummy, if you will.

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Oubliettes
11/10/22 1:50:10 PM
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i like my gummies a lil on the trashy side

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Oubliettes
11/11/22 7:06:47 AM
#42:


just woke up wanting gummi animals
all i got is krabby patties
gonna be a shit weekend

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