Current Events > ughh chunks in my milk but it doesn't expire for another 10 days

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TeaMilk
11/07/22 1:03:25 AM
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I just picked them out the best I could, I can't go without having tea. Also it frothed up weird when I poured it in :/

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pauIie
11/07/22 1:05:30 AM
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get well soon

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trappedunderice
11/07/22 1:07:14 AM
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They're called protein particles, you gotta chug them chunks
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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/07/22 1:07:15 AM
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you're the teamilk you're supposed to be a expert on all tea and milk related products

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CobraGT
11/07/22 1:07:57 AM
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I buy ultra pasteurized.

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MabusIncarnate
11/07/22 1:08:19 AM
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Just let the chunks float in your tea like marshmallows in hot chocolate

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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/07/22 1:08:51 AM
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CobraGT posted...
I buy ultra pasteurized.
does that mean the cows are on roids

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TeaMilk
11/07/22 1:12:07 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Just let the chunks float in your tea like marshmallows in hot chocolate
i just grabbed them out with my hand and threw them inthe sink because im out of clean utensils

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
you're the teamilk you're supposed to be a expert on all tea and milk related products
yeah!! the weird shit is i tasted the milk on its own, it's not sour at all but it's way fattier than it should be, like straight up half & half (it's 2%). It's the end of the jug so maybe its just weird i dunno

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1337toothbrush
11/07/22 1:20:32 AM
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Do you also prefer non-chunky peanut butter?

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TheGoldenEel
11/07/22 1:23:47 AM
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Is this what being trolled feels like

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Kakapo
11/07/22 1:29:35 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
does that mean the cows are on roids
Superheated teats

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Questionmarktarius
11/07/22 1:30:39 AM
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When are we gonna blast the fuck out of milk with gamma radiation?
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TeaMilk
11/07/22 1:32:34 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Do you also prefer non-chunky peanut butter?
im allergic to peanuts, but i usually like solid chunks of nut in there

TheGoldenEel posted...
Is this what being trolled feels like
no? this is the life i lead

Questionmarktarius posted...
When are we gonna blast the fuck out of milk with gamma radiation?
would that even take care of the chunks tho

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Questionmarktarius
11/07/22 1:34:58 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
would that even take care of the chunks tho
Yes.
Shelf-stable milk lasts most of forever because it's been heated enough to eliminate nearly all of the microbes.
Gamma bombardment utterly obliterates them.
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DeadBankerDream
11/07/22 1:38:40 AM
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Unless it's brand new, in which case it definitely shouldn't have chunks, 10 days seems like a way too high lifespan for milk.

Was this milk given unnaturally long life by the darkside of the force?

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Blue_Inigo
11/07/22 1:39:23 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/1/AAaaLFAAD2yF.jpg

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EmbraceOfDeath
11/07/22 1:45:23 AM
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Should have gotten pulp-free.

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008Zulu
11/07/22 1:46:19 AM
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It could be the cottage cheese again.

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ApherosyLove
11/07/22 1:46:38 AM
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Can u tell me what kind of magic makes that super milk last forever?

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TeaMilk
11/07/22 1:47:28 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Yes.
Shelf-stable milk lasts most of forever because it's been heated enough to eliminate nearly all of the microbes.
Gamma bombardment utterly obliterates them.
oh shit we should gamma ray everything

i actually had some shelf stable milk in a box that had expired and it came out really chunky (but tasted fine), i remember making a topic about it a while back

DeadBankerDream posted...
Unless it's brand new, in which case it definitely shouldn't have chunks, 10 days seems like a way too high lifespan for milk.

Was this milk given unnaturally long life by the darkside of the force?
I think we got it like... 4-5 days ago, and the expiration says Nov 16th

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Questionmarktarius
11/07/22 1:48:05 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Can u tell me what kind of magic makes that super milk last forever?
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ApherosyLove
11/07/22 1:48:11 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Yes.
Shelf-stable milk lasts most of forever because it's been heated enough to eliminate nearly all of the microbes.
Gamma bombardment utterly obliterates them.
Ay yooo??
Can i hulk if I drink only this

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Super_Slash
11/07/22 1:48:27 AM
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This does happen with some milk. It depends on the brand from my experience. I'm pretty sure there is nothing wrong with it even if it is kind of gross.
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ApherosyLove
11/07/22 1:49:32 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/2/AAEhCpAAD2yG.jpg
I mean this stuff
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/3/AAZuMeAAD2yH.jpg

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Questionmarktarius
11/07/22 1:50:42 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Ay yooo??
Can i hulk if I drink only this
No.

Gamma radiation will not make you a hulk. It just makes you die painfully and liquidly, in about two weeks.

Gamma radiation to milk however, will give it a shelf life of theoretically infinite, until it's opened.
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VampireCoyote
11/07/22 1:50:48 AM
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freshness chunks

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ApherosyLove
11/07/22 1:51:28 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
liquidly
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Questionmarktarius
11/07/22 1:54:29 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...

Incidentally, I lost a radioactive rock (trinitite) somewhere in my house, several years ago. No idea where it went.
Probably less radioactive than my bismuth hoard. anyway.
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ApherosyLove
11/07/22 1:55:32 AM
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You really should find that in case you get hurt downthe line.

But that's none of my bismuth.

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Questionmarktarius
11/07/22 1:58:27 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
You really should find that in case you get hurt downthe line.
five or ten mg of trinitite has essentially zero radioactivity eighty years later. The three bananas I ate today was a vastly greater dose of radiation.
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ApherosyLove
11/07/22 1:59:21 AM
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Did you see my Bismuth pun though.

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DeadBankerDream
11/07/22 1:59:23 AM
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Wiki:

Bismuth was long considered the element with the highest atomic mass whose nuclei do not spontaneously decay. However, in 2003 it was discovered to be extremely weakly radioactive. The metal's only primordial isotope, bismuth-209, experiences alpha decay at such a minute rate that its half-life is more than a billion times the estimated age of the universe.[5][6]

What a mad lad metal

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TeaMilk
11/07/22 2:00:20 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
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Questionmarktarius
11/07/22 2:01:38 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
What a mad lad metal
Bismuth is a radioactive heavy metal that is essentially harmless. it even cures diarrhea.
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TeaMilk
11/07/22 2:17:09 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
yeah!! the weird shit is i tasted the milk on its own, it's not sour at all but it's way fattier than it should be, like straight up half & half (it's 2%). It's the end of the jug so maybe its just weird i dunno

man fuck this i was right
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ApherosyLove
11/07/22 2:19:28 AM
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Is that how haffin half works...

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DocileOrangeCup
11/07/22 2:20:48 AM
#37:


YES

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TeaMilk
11/07/22 2:30:26 AM
#38:


its not

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ApherosyLove
11/07/22 2:51:50 AM
#39:


I don't know who to believe. Both present good points.

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Kloe_Rinz
11/07/22 2:59:18 AM
#40:


This topic made me curl my upper lip and then scrunch my face

you rotten milk drinkers are crazy and I hope you throw up to get the sour milk out of your stomach and then go see a doctor because that shit is dangerous
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TeaMilk
11/07/22 2:03:50 PM
#41:


Got new milks, hope no chunks this time
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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/07/22 2:05:52 PM
#42:


fuck yea more milky

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MabusIncarnate
11/07/22 2:06:31 PM
#43:


This is a fantastic topic

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1337toothbrush
11/07/22 2:59:05 PM
#44:


Eww reduced fat milk.

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spikethedevil
11/07/22 3:00:16 PM
#45:


So TC likes being ill I guess.

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Ivany2008
11/07/22 3:17:32 PM
#46:


.....this is one of the reasons I like being Canadian... none of this complicated bs. Where I live we have Skim, 1%, 1.5%, 2% and 3.5% (whole milk). We also have 18% and 35% which are whipped and coffee cream.
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Mistere_Man
11/07/22 3:20:15 PM
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Have any horses been sweating in the morning, or flames burning blue? You may have a Witch or Warlock situation!

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samsungsalt
11/07/22 3:20:58 PM
#48:


What kind of fucking animal puts milk in their tea?

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A_Good_Boy
11/07/22 3:24:35 PM
#49:


Adding water into milk is how we ended up with food regulations. You should probably just toss all that out.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/07/22 4:04:13 PM
#50:


samsungsalt posted...
What kind of fucking animal puts milk in their tea?
mufucka you don't know the legend of the teamilk?!

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