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Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 9:26:35 PM #1:	I just thought of this. If you can't see all the blood you're shitting because it gets washed away into the deep abyss you'll never know until it's too late. This topic brought to you by the fine asshole lovers at Cottonelle --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200019] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>I just thought of this. If you can't see all the blood you're shitting because it gets washed away into the deep abyss you'll never know until it's too late. This topic brought to you by the fine asshole lovers at Cottonelle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 11/04/22 9:27:22 PM #2:	you still wipe before the bidet --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:969200040] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>you still wipe before the bidet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 11/04/22 9:27:38 PM #3:	You could simply look at the toilet before flushing. --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:969200047] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>You could simply look at the toilet before flushing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 9:28:05 PM #4:	Do you? That sucks. I thought it was all automatic ass wiping warm water pressure washer type shit. Well that sucks. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200059] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Do you? That sucks. I thought it was all automatic ass wiping warm water pressure washer type shit. Well that sucks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 9:29:29 PM #6:	1337toothbrush posted... You could simply look at the toilet before flushing. Nobody want's to look back on mistakes they've made. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200093] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite><quote>You could simply look at the toilet before flushing.</quote>Nobody want's to look back on mistakes they've made.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 11/04/22 9:30:31 PM #7:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Nobody want's to look back on mistakes they've made. wrong. im gonna look at my poop every time to gauge if ive been eating poorly or w/e. --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:969200119] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite><quote>Nobody want's to look back on mistakes they've made.</quote>wrong. im gonna look at my poop every time to gauge if ive been eating poorly or w/e.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thx1138 11/04/22 9:31:16 PM #8:	I cant get a.Bidet unless i own a house which i dont plan to do --- There ain't nothing to it but to do it <cite>thx1138 posted [p:969200140] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>I cant get a.Bidet unless i own a house which i dont plan to do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 9:31:47 PM #9:	Robot2600 posted... wrong. im gonna look at my poop every time to gauge if ive been eating poorly or w/e. RIGHT there I got one person to start looking at their own shit. I can rest easy tonight knowing I got one person to look at their SHIT. I may have saved a life tonight.... --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200151] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Robot2600 posted... </cite><quote>wrong. im gonna look at my poop every time to gauge if ive been eating poorly or w/e.</quote>RIGHT there I got one person to start looking at their own shit. I can rest easy tonight knowing I got one person to look at their SHIT.I may have saved a life tonight.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 11/04/22 9:32:05 PM #10:	Dunno about y'all, but I check the paper after each and every wipe. --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:969200153] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Dunno about y'all, but I check the paper after each and every wipe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 11/04/22 9:32:59 PM #12:	ARGUGH! Do you realize what you've done?! You've just triggered a memory I buried in my mind for years when I was in the hospital and had to shit in this weird thing because they wanted to look at my stool to for, RUGH Damn you for making me remember that humiliation!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!! --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:969200173] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>ARGUGH! Do you realize what you've done?! You've just triggered a memory I buried in my mind for years when I was in the hospital and had to shit in this weird thing because they wanted to look at my stool to for, RUGH Damn you for making me remember that humiliation!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 9:33:57 PM #13:	tremain07 posted... ARGUGH! Do you realize what you've done?! You've just triggered a memory I buried in my mind for years when I was in the hospital and had to shit in this weird thing because they wanted to look at my stool to for, RUGH Damn you for making me remember that humiliation!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!! A bed pan? Oh the horror. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200191] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite><quote>ARGUGH! Do you realize what you've done?! You've just triggered a memory I buried in my mind for years when I was in the hospital and had to shit in this weird thing because they wanted to look at my stool to for, RUGH Damn you for making me remember that humiliation!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!</quote>A bed pan? Oh the horror.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 11/04/22 9:40:08 PM #14:	No, it placed on the toilet and I. ugh, I was just 15 back then. now I'm remembering a bunch of stuff i went through in the years of being in and out of hospitals from the catheter they shoved in my dick at 8 that cost me my foreskin, to the time I woke up mid surgery and despite my screaming they had to keep going to the time I ha to get a tube in my neck to the time I had these things in my nose that made it hard to breath to mny many other things. I still have vivid visions of those days, weeks and months I would be up in the middle of the night walking the ward all alone in the dark, sitting in the conference room looking out at the empty streets and lights missing home, wondering if I'll die here, wondering if this will mess me up. It did if you're wondering, messed me up good, but nobody cares, they'll never care or understand or want to, all I have of childhood memories are isoltion and hospitals --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:969200322] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>No, it placed on the toilet and I. ugh, I was just 15 back then. now I'm remembering a bunch of stuff i went through in the years of being in and out of hospitals from the catheter they shoved in my dick at 8 that cost me my foreskin, to the time I woke up mid surgery and despite my screaming they had to keep going to the time I ha to get a tube in my neck to the time I had these things in my nose that made it hard to breath to mny many other things. I still have vivid visions of those days, weeks and months I would be up in the middle of the night walking the ward all alone in the dark, sitting in the conference room looking out at the empty streets and lights missing home, wondering if I'll die here, wondering if this will mess me up. It did if you're wondering, messed me up good, but nobody cares, they'll never care or understand or want to, all I have of childhood memories are isoltion and hospitals</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 9:48:50 PM #16:	Yes. Yes it did. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200490] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Yes. Yes it did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 11/04/22 9:49:16 PM #17:	in quiet moments I can still imagine that room, the winow being huge the helipad at night with those red lights around it, how really cold it was in there, how calm I felt being there instead of my hospital room, how just sitting there in that darkness with the Iv stand and the dick tube bag and the pretend it doesn't bother me brave face I put on for doctors and these weird dudes who would come in to preach to me about jesus. other people think about normal stuff like fights at school or a shit teacher or some good time with friends, I didn't have that, by the time I got better I ust never learned how to be around or want to be around other people long enough to form some kind of bond with them, they were them and I was me. I stand here in my current age where none of those things will likely never happen again until another 20 years nd yet I ust feel guilt, regret and this weird feeling where everything gets really noisy despite no sound and I start breathing heavily and feel like I'm being choked. --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:969200497] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>in quiet moments I can still imagine that room, the winow being huge the helipad at night with those red lights around it, how really cold it was in there, how calm I felt being there instead of my hospital room, how just sitting there in that darkness with the Iv stand and the dick tube bag and the pretend it doesn't bother me brave face I put on for doctors and these weird dudes who would come in to preach to me about jesus. other people think about normal stuff like fights at school or a shit teacher or some good time with friends, I didn't have that, by the time I got better I ust never learned how to be around or want to be around other people long enough to form some kind of bond with them, they were them and I was me. I stand here in my current age where none of those things will likely never happen again until another 20 years nd yet I ust feel guilt, regret and this weird feeling where everything gets really noisy despite no sound and I start breathing heavily and feel like I'm being choked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 9:55:22 PM #18:	Ok we're gonna focus on this for a minute. You're either really creative which I would love or really fucked. Which I also love. Either way why should a normal person think about fights at school while you're in the hospital? This is really fascinating. @MabusIncarnate @Smackems @CanuckCowboy get in here and look at this shit will ya? --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200612] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Ok we're gonna focus on this for a minute. You're either really creative which I would love or really fucked. Which I also love. Either way why should a normal person think about fights at school while you're in the hospital? This is really fascinating.@MabusIncarnate @Smackems @CanuckCowboy get in here and look at this shit will ya?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 11/04/22 9:57:31 PM #19:	i dunno, my only understanding of other people was through tv shows like married with children and recess back then and the occasional ed,edd n eddy episode and don't call your friends to look at me like a zoo animal! This is TC's fault for making me remember all of these things! --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:969200651] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>i dunno, my only understanding of other people was through tv shows like married with children and recess back then and the occasional ed,edd n eddy episode and don't call your friends to look at me like a zoo animal! This is TC's fault for making me remember all of these things! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 11/04/22 9:59:17 PM #21:	Just check your stool before you do anything. You'll see it. Also, the first thing I do is use the bidet and then wipe. I don't see why you'd bother wiping first. The bidet will get a lot of the poop off. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:969200691] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Just check your stool before you do anything. You'll see it. Also, the first thing I do is use the bidet and then wipe. I don't see why you'd bother wiping first. The bidet will get a lot of the poop off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 10:00:00 PM #22:	I do love all those shows except I never really watched ed eddydy badiddidity So i'm to blame for your catheter disaster? --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200706] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>I do love all those shows except I never really watched ed eddydy badiddiditySo i'm to blame for your catheter disaster?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BowflexPeloton 11/04/22 10:00:19 PM #23:	Robot2600 posted... you still wipe before the bidet ...no you don't? what the fuck is this? you use the bidet to clean your ass then the toilet paper to wipe away the totally clean water. <cite>BowflexPeloton posted [p:969200719] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Robot2600 posted... </cite><quote>you still wipe before the bidet</quote>...no you don't? what the fuck is this? you use the bidet to clean your ass then the toilet paper to wipe away the totally clean water. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 10:01:47 PM #24:	See that makes more sense in a world surrounded by catheters and confusion. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200755] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>See that makes more sense in a world surrounded by catheters and confusion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 11/04/22 10:02:51 PM #25:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I do love all those shows except I never really watched ed eddydy badiddidity So i'm to blame for your catheter disaster? No! You're to blame for making this topic, me seeing it, reading it and all of the trauma I kept locked away in my mind suddenly spilling forth into this! I hate that I remember, I don't want to remember , I want to go back to what I was doing before this! looking at my brother's busted computer on it's dark screen and wondering why it's not booting up, now I can't even do that! My mind is just full of Fuck because of you! --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:969200776] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite><quote>I do love all those shows except I never really watched ed eddydy badiddiditySo i'm to blame for your catheter disaster?</quote>No! You're to blame for making this topic, me seeing it, reading it and all of the trauma I kept locked away in my mind suddenly spilling forth into this! I hate that I remember, I don't want to remember , I want to go back to what I was doing before this! looking at my brother's busted computer on it's dark screen and wondering why it's not booting up, now I can't even do that! My mind is just full of Fuck because of you! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 10:06:07 PM #26:	Well I will accept blame for making the topic but that's it. I have had a catheter and they didn't have to shave off any honey ham off my body to get it out. Didn't feel great but I wasn't mentally destroyed by it either. It was like pissing a stick outta your penis. Kinda interesting really. But ya know back in those days I was a curious george try this shit out once kinda fella. Also it was mandatory or i'd piss the hospital bed because I couldn't walk. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200843] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Well I will accept blame for making the topic but that's it. I have had a catheter and they didn't have to shave off any honey ham off my body to get it out. Didn't feel great but I wasn't mentally destroyed by it either. It was like pissing a stick outta your penis. Kinda interesting really. But ya know back in those days I was a curious george try this shit out once kinda fella. Also it was mandatory or i'd piss the hospital bed because I couldn't walk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/04/22 10:06:39 PM #27:	Oh... Oh no Johnny What have you done --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:969200855] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Oh... Oh no Johnny What have you done</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 11/04/22 10:07:14 PM #28:	Misread Bidet as Biden. --- I post clips of my Cool, Stupid and glitchy MH Rise/Sunbreak hunts here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:969200867] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Misread Bidet as Biden.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 10:07:51 PM #29:	Smackems posted... Oh... Oh no Johnny What have you done Speak up or throw up I think the kids say these days. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200883] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>Oh... Oh no Johnny What have you done</quote>Speak up or throw up I think the kids say these days.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/04/22 10:08:07 PM #30:	Bidets are a government conspiracy, you think cavemen shoved hoses up their ass to clean? --- I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:969200887] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Bidets are a government conspiracy, you think cavemen shoved hoses up their ass to clean?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 10:10:16 PM #31:	MabusIncarnate posted... Bidets are a government conspiracy, you think cavemen shoved hoses up their ass to clean? Didn't they start in Japan? So if you're trying to spread some crazy shit about Trump and his asshole pressure washer policy you can walk right the fuck out right now. Wait no it sounds French. So fuck Paris? --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969200946] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite><quote>Bidets are a government conspiracy, you think cavemen shoved hoses up their ass to clean?</quote>Didn't they start in Japan? So if you're trying to spread some crazy shit about Trump and his asshole pressure washer policy you can walk right the fuck out right now.Wait no it sounds French. So fuck Paris?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 11/04/22 10:14:40 PM #32:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Well I will accept blame for making the topic but that's it. I have had a catheter and they didn't have to shave off any honey ham off my body to get it out. Didn't feel great but I wasn't mentally destroyed by it either. It was like pissing a stick outta your penis. Kinda interesting really. But ya know back in those days I was a curious george try this shit out once kinda fella. Also it was mandatory or i'd piss the hospital bed because I couldn't walk. Well bully for you, for me it was the beginning of the end of what I was to what I am now, a being of solititude who wears human skin yet couldn't be any less human I'm a mistake that shouldn't exist in this world! I don't have a self, I don't have dreams, I don't have hopes, I don't have desires, I don't have anything! I just am! I'm here for no reason no gal, no end game no no anything! I'M A FUCKING BLANK!! A BLANKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:969201051] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite><quote>Well I will accept blame for making the topic but that's it. I have had a catheter and they didn't have to shave off any honey ham off my body to get it out. Didn't feel great but I wasn't mentally destroyed by it either. It was like pissing a stick outta your penis. Kinda interesting really. But ya know back in those days I was a curious george try this shit out once kinda fella. Also it was mandatory or i'd piss the hospital bed because I couldn't walk.</quote>Well bully for you, for me it was the beginning of the end of what I was to what I am now, a being of solititude who wears human skin yet couldn't be any less human I'm a mistake that shouldn't exist in this world! I don't have a self, I don't have dreams, I don't have hopes, I don't have desires, I don't have anything! I just am! I'm here for no reason no gal, no end game no no anything! I'M A FUCKING BLANK!! A BLANKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 11/04/22 10:23:14 PM #33:	How did you end up in the hospital in the first place (if you don't mind me asking)? --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:969201211] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>How did you end up in the hospital in the first place (if you don't mind me asking)?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 10:26:13 PM #34:	tremain07 posted... Well bully for you, for me it was the beginning of the end of what I was to what I am now, a being of solititude who wears human skin yet couldn't be any less human I'm a mistake that shouldn't exist in this world! I don't have a self, I don't have dreams, I don't have hopes, I don't have desires, I don't have anything! I just am! I'm here for no reason no gal, no end game no no anything! I'M A FUCKING BLANK!! A BLANKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! You have no self esteem that's all. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969201282] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite><quote>Well bully for you, for me it was the beginning of the end of what I was to what I am now, a being of solititude who wears human skin yet couldn't be any less human I'm a mistake that shouldn't exist in this world! I don't have a self, I don't have dreams, I don't have hopes, I don't have desires, I don't have anything! I just am! I'm here for no reason no gal, no end game no no anything! I'M A FUCKING BLANK!! A BLANKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!</quote>You have no self esteem that's all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 11/04/22 10:29:36 PM #35:	thx1138 posted... I cant get a.Bidet unless i own a house which i dont plan to do why do you need to own a house? --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:969201349] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>thx1138 posted... </cite><quote>I cant get a.Bidet unless i own a house which i dont plan to do</quote>why do you need to own a house?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 11/04/22 10:29:50 PM #36:	1337toothbrush posted... How did you end up in the hospital in the first place (if you don't mind me asking)? alports syndrome developed at age 8 no cure ears and eyes are shot to hell, lost foreskin, lost a lot o normal development for various hospital visits that continue to this day but are less traumatizing and more run of the mill check ups. Johnny_Nutcase posted... You have no self esteem that's all. you are correct, I have no sense of self worth at all the mud outside has more confidence the I do, when I get stressed I have a "stop existing" reaction to things and being on medication for so long has led to odd sleeping habits mood swings and bouts of depression --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:969201356] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite><quote>How did you end up in the hospital in the first place (if you don't mind me asking)?</quote>alports syndrome developed at age 8 no cure ears and eyes are shot to hell, lost foreskin, lost a lot o normal development for various hospital visits that continue to this day but are less traumatizing and more run of the mill check ups.Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite><quote>You have no self esteem that's all.</quote>you are correct, I have no sense of self worth at all the mud outside has more confidence the I do, when I get stressed I have a "stop existing" reaction to things and being on medication for so long has led to odd sleeping habits mood swings and bouts of depression </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/04/22 10:31:02 PM #37:	Well knock it off. You have a hell of a story, real or not, it makes you a character. Get confident! --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969201382] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Well knock it off. You have a hell of a story, real or not, it makes you a character. Get confident!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NecroFoul99 11/04/22 10:45:57 PM #38:	tremain07 posted... ARGUGH! Do you realize what you've done?! You've just triggered a memory I buried in my mind for years when I was in the hospital and had to shit in this weird thing because they wanted to look at my stool to for, RUGH Damn you for making me remember that humiliation!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!! Amazing. Recalling your birth like that. --- If you have to lie to make your point, then you're just a liar who has no point. <cite>NecroFoul99 posted [p:969201699] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite><quote>ARGUGH! Do you realize what you've done?! You've just triggered a memory I buried in my mind for years when I was in the hospital and had to shit in this weird thing because they wanted to look at my stool to for, RUGH Damn you for making me remember that humiliation!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!</quote>Amazing. Recalling your birth like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 11/04/22 10:50:41 PM #39:	that's not my birth, the closest thing to that I remember is blue, white and black, the sense of moving. That's all I can recall I call it the first memory, the start of this long nightmare of a life I've had that I can't call a nightmare because others have had worse being born in litteraly hell, i remember that and some more early memories, an ovel piece of paper where I learned to write my name for the firs time,kindergarden where I told the teacher there was a snake in the potty bowl and I was afraid to use it but it turned out to be Kevin's monster shit, Keven was a fellow kindergardner I shared Thomas the tank engine toys with and had used it before me, I remember this because it was just so fucking massive like it overtook the whole bowl kid me was just baffled such a thing could exist let alone come out of a human body --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:969201777] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>that's not my birth, the closest thing to that I remember is blue, white and black, the sense of moving. That's all I can recall I call it the first memory, the start of this long nightmare of a life I've had that I can't call a nightmare because others have had worse being born in litteraly hell, i remember that and some more early memories, an ovel piece of paper where I learned to write my name for the firs time,kindergarden where I told the teacher there was a snake in the potty bowl and I was afraid to use it but it turned out to be Kevin's monster shit, Keven was a fellow kindergardner I shared Thomas the tank engine toys with and had used it before me, I remember this because it was just so fucking massive like it overtook the whole bowl kid me was just baffled such a thing could exist let alone come out of a human body</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/05/22 12:27:23 AM #40:	God dammit tc how do I get this hose outta my ass you got my hopes up --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:969203299] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>God dammit tc how do I get this hose outta my ass you got my hopes up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/05/22 12:30:42 AM #41:	Smackems posted... God dammit tc how do I get this hose outta my ass you got my hopes up calls security..... the big guy that doesn't fuck around --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969203338] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>God dammit tc how do I get this hose outta my ass you got my hopes up</quote>calls security..... the big guy that doesn't fuck around</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 11/05/22 12:32:17 AM #42:	Does Biden use bidet for butthole --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:969203359] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>Does Biden use bidet for butthole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 11/05/22 12:34:53 AM #43:	hemorrhoids can also cause bleeding. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:969203403] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote>hemorrhoids can also cause bleeding.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 11/05/22 12:40:52 AM #45:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Breakfast! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:969203499] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Breakfast!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/05/22 12:42:08 AM #46:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Shut the fuck up RANDY --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:969203518] in A Bidet co... [t:80221777]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Shut the fuck up RANDY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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