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Oubliettes
11/04/22 9:17:24 PM
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knife




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itachi15243
11/04/22 9:21:10 PM
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If you're going to call me a sword geek I'm going to tell you that those terms are just general ones and people don't usually make a Ling sword or a claymore or whatever. They just make a sword that in a general style and other people put it in those broad general categories, that typically apply multiple times to one sword.

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trappedunderice
11/04/22 9:21:16 PM
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Front towards enemy
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Robot2600
11/04/22 9:22:43 PM
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obviously a claymore

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Oubliettes
11/04/22 9:22:53 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
If you're going to call me a sword geek I'm going to tell you that those terms are just general ones and people don't usually make a Ling sword or a claymore or whatever. They just make a sword that in a general style and other people put it in those broad general categories, that typically apply multiple times to one sword.


im sorry "medieval weaponry nerd" if you prefer
if you dont know the answer you can just say so

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DespondentDeity
11/04/22 9:23:15 PM
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Its a boppy boy

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CARRRNE_ASADA
11/04/22 9:25:12 PM
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Its a middle of the game sword.

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FigureOfSpeech
11/04/22 9:27:10 PM
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Greatswords are generally 2-handed swords from Europe
Claymores are generally 2-handed swords from Europe
Zweihander literally means "2 handed" in German

so my guess is that it's 1 handed Japanese sword
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itachi15243
11/04/22 9:27:57 PM
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Oubliettes posted...
im sorry "medieval weaponry nerd" if you prefer
if you dont know the answer you can just say so

I actually don't know that much about swords and kinda parroted that from a YouTube video I lost interest in after that explanation.

Probably a claymore though. Zweihanders are usually bigger than that iirc.

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VampireCoyote
11/04/22 9:30:21 PM
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bastard sword

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meralonne
11/04/22 9:32:45 PM
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Rapier

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SrRd_RacinG
11/04/22 9:33:54 PM
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King Arthur Special Edition

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Oubliettes
11/04/22 9:34:29 PM
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ok TIMES UP
its a ZWEIHANDER
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AADGjTAAD2Xa.jpg

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DoesntMatter
11/04/22 9:34:41 PM
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that is definitely the standard hilt design for a claymore

it's probably not real Damascus steel though, it's probably monosteel that has had a fake pattern etched onto it

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ROBANN_88
11/04/22 9:37:21 PM
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i'm just gonna throw out some doubt on a "Damascus Steel" version of whatever it is being historically accurate
i feel like that's two different times and/or regions

i of course base that on absolutely nothing other than a gut feeling

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Oubliettes
11/04/22 9:57:40 PM
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honestly how many of you are just going off dark souls knowledge here

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DoesntMatter
11/04/22 9:59:17 PM
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Oubliettes posted...
honestly how many of you are just going off dark souls knowledge here
never played it

i'm going off Forged in Fire and Youtube blacksmithing channels knowledge here

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Pogo_Marimo
11/04/22 10:16:44 PM
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Oubliettes posted...
ok TIMES UP
its a ZWEIHANDER
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AADGjTAAD2Xa.jpg
Hahah not really.

Not long enough for starters at 4ft 1inch. The crossguard is too petite and the hilt would need to be longer to facilitate the style used for zweihander/montante's.

It's a weirdly designed claymore.

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Complete_Idi0t
11/04/22 10:17:11 PM
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It's a sword
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MabusIncarnate
11/04/22 10:18:29 PM
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They appear to me nunchucks

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LeoRavus
11/04/22 10:18:34 PM
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It's not a katana so fugly

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UnholyMudcrab
11/04/22 10:25:46 PM
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49" seems small for a Zweihnder

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DoesntMatter
11/04/22 10:37:57 PM
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that's not a Zweihnder. the site that is selling it doesn't know what they are talking about.

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Ratchetrockon
11/04/22 10:38:39 PM
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Just looks like a normal sword

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Master_Bass
11/04/22 10:40:27 PM
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Pretty sure that's an AR-15.

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FigureOfSpeech
11/04/22 10:47:15 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
i'm just gonna throw out some doubt on a "Damascus Steel" version of whatever it is being historically accurate
i feel like that's two different times and/or regions

i of course base that on absolutely nothing other than a gut feeling

nah

Damascus is a pretty general term in smithing and just basically means different types of steal and/or different sources of it. It's an extremely broad term and the picture (visual pattern on the blade) basically confirms that it is indeed Damascus but that doesn't mean a lot. It only speaks to the technique of the smithing and not the quality or style. Damascus blades can be utter shit and can fail like any other type of blade.

Fuck it I wanna see an expert weigh in lol so @Gladius_ >_>
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viewmaster_pi
11/04/22 10:50:45 PM
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me, an intellectual: it's a longsword

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DoesntMatter
11/04/22 10:51:35 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
nah

Damascus is a pretty general term in smithing and just basically means different types of steal and/or different sources of it. It's an extremely broad term and the picture (visual pattern on the blade) basically confirms that it is indeed Damascus but that doesn't mean a lot. It only speaks to the technique of the smithing and not the quality or style. Damascus blades can be utter shit and can fail like any other type of blade.
well yeah, it's true that the modern usage of "Damascus steel" basically just means pattern welded steel consisting of at least two different grades of steel. but it's pretty doubtful that this is even pattern welded steel, especially if it's a site that doesn't even know the correct term for the weapon it's selling, it's probably just monosteel with a fake pattern etched or printed on. you see that a lot in mass-produced "Damascus steel" weapons, where if you look at multiples of them, the pattern on all of them are exactly the same lol.

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FigureOfSpeech
11/04/22 10:53:42 PM
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DoesntMatter posted...
well yeah, it's true that the modern usage of "Damascus steel" basically just means pattern welded steel consisting of at least two different grades of steel. but it's pretty doubtful that this is even pattern welded steel, especially if it's a site that doesn't even know the correct term for the weapon it's selling, it's probably just monosteel with a fake pattern etched or printed on. you see that a lot in mass-produced "Damascus steel" weapons, where if you look at multiples of them, the pattern on all of them are exactly the same lol.

huh. I did not go to the site. I still defer to the user I @-ed. She knows a lot more on the subject.
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Oubliettes
11/04/22 11:21:37 PM
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losing my shit @ these poll results
claymore had a strong lead, then i posted the zweihander pic and zweihander pulled way ahead
then sword dorks answered the call and now its claymore once again with a commanding lead lmao

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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/04/22 11:22:01 PM
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I'm seeing Claymore.... the Long Sword looks the same but doesn't have the angle with the guards... for some reason.

Not sure if it makes a difference.

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TerraSeeker
11/05/22 12:37:44 AM
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I don't get the obsession for overly long swords. I know I'm weaker than the average guy, but the average guy isn't going to be able to control that either.

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DoesntMatter
11/05/22 12:50:40 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

nice! it's good to know that i actually know what i'm talking about, lol. Forged in Fire hasn't steered me wrong!

you seem like you've gotten your knowledge from more than just TV shows and Youtube channels though. do you work in bladesmithing or weapon history, or have it as a hobby or something?

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GuerrillaSoldier
11/05/22 12:55:33 AM
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give me my long sword ho

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Oubliettes
11/05/22 1:02:54 AM
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lol this topic has been very informative
tbh i dont know shit about swords
someone in an elden ring group im in bought the sword i posted for halloween. there was a huge argument the other day over whether it was a zweihander claymore or greatsword and i thought it was just the funniest shit watching these dudes go wild at each other over sword nerdery
you guys were a lot tamer lol

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radical_rhino
11/05/22 1:16:37 AM
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Its either a sabre or a bastard sword.

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YugiNoob
11/05/22 1:18:19 AM
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No, THIS is a Zweihander :3

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/7/AAPV5JAAD2Zf.jpg

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FigureOfSpeech
11/05/22 1:29:05 AM
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I knew you would have full and relevant input and I was looking forward to the read but you still exceeded my expectations by a lot :) Thanks for the reply. I know that I know a few things on the subject, but I knew that you could teach an expert course :P

DoesntMatter posted...
Forged in Fire hasn't steered me wrong!

Fuck yeah man that's where all I know comes from. Gladius is the expert here but if not for Forged In Fire, I wouldn't have known the meaning of the term Damascus. It's crazy how much there is to learn but nothing is really all that complicated. You just otherwise would have no idea.

I kinda wish that some games had intuitive crafting systems where legit knowledge played a part in how good your crafted weapons could be, like Skyrim for example.
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FF_Redux
11/05/22 11:18:55 AM
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just a toothpic

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lilORANG
11/05/22 11:25:34 AM
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That's a letter opener where I come from!

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DoesntMatter
11/05/22 11:33:39 AM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
I kinda wish that some games had intuitive crafting systems where legit knowledge played a part in how good your crafted weapons could be, like Skyrim for example.
there was this small indie game i played awhile back called Fantasy Blacksmith that was significantly more involved with the smithing process than Skyrim, but still pretty arbitrary and gimmicky. still, it was kinda neat if you're into that sort of thing. pretty buggy though.

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that's one of the reasons i like Kingdom Come: Deliverance so much. still not super realistic swordplay, but just about as realistic as i've seen in any game.

i like watching the "Sword Expert Reacts to [Movie/Game]" series on GameSpot's Youtube channel. the guy they have on for that really knows his stuff.

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Fluttershy
11/05/22 11:34:27 AM
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Gladius_

how do you feel about axes?

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DoesntMatter
11/05/22 11:34:31 AM
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yeah lol it's definitely claymore-ish, but about as accurate as you'd expect a claymore to be from a dealer who calls their claymores zweihanders

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Octans
11/06/22 12:27:59 AM
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A claymore is a Scottish zweihander so it's both.

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