Current Events > My dad just did the lamest thing right now.

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He came downstairs when my friends and I were playing video games and said, "Hey, who invited the clam brigade over? Didn't know your mom was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. I'm so emberstomed right now, I think im going to be sick. What should I do?

My friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just watching tv in his bedroom laughing. If my mom finds out about this, I don't think Pat and Matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its fucking stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time. I don't need this bullshit.

What does that even mean?

Its important to have a good clam jam with your family.

That's pretty clam ngl

Reminds me of a time when I saw my uce and his friends playing a cool video game. I was like that's a cool game but didn't want to bother them about joining in. They were like oh like you're doing now? Then I was taken aback and went huh huh?

Yeah what does that mean? I can think of a few things but I don't know for sure.

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1855 posted...

What does that even mean?

it's just a recurring copy-pasta

Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater. I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.
Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

So emberstoming

radical_rhino posted...

Its important to have a good clam jam with your family.

My mom isn't any better.

One time, she called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my kids take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and neither did my sister too. I had to get into a "special swimming suit"
My sister said, "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?," and the doctor said "No." So my sister, with her long, blonde hair, went underwater for 8 seconds. She must've enjoyed it..but I didn't.
The whole time I was just wondering how my mom could stoop so low...

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I dont know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe its my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Ill carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Ill walk around my house and pick up various different trinkets and put them in my bag while saying stuff like Ill be having that and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (trinkets can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Im 99% sure they dont know its me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

...and the Tool one just appeared in the "christian rock" thread.

You and your friends should beat your dad to death with your gaming controllers.

I was at the corner store the other day. The last time I was there the card reader didn't work. So, I referenced that and when she said it seems to only not work when she's there, I said "It sounds like you're the curse then" and she had no reaction lol. When people don't react, it immediately feels like it was taken aggressively lol. Even though it probably wasn't

wasn't there a variant of the OP one that had apple juice or am I mixing two similar ones together