Current Events > 1 billion but Elon Musk is now your boss and you cannot quit.

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Whats my salary?

You get 1 billion but he is your boss till you or him die.
You cannot kill him or hire people to in any way.
Also he can make you work to solve immortality and you have to help.

If all else fails and s*** gets too bad, i just call off every day. Its not quitting and he cannot fire me. I can use FMLA to still get paid for it too.

But since the definition of work has not been defined... I get to define it.

Work consists of doing whatever I want, wherever I want, to whoever desires it... all at Musk's expense.

And I can demand his presence whenever I want so that I can do whatever I want to him without his objection.

If you aren't sick that is you not working and you die

You dont have to be sick to call off.

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You must please him

What good is being a billionaire if I have to work? No deal.

That does please him. If it didn't, he'd have defined what the work is.

If I just has to do what he says, I'll loosely interpret everything he says so that I can do whatever I want while technically doing what he says because semantics... like those Wishmaster movies.

That would be up to him not you

Nope, Elon doesn't get to change the rules he laid out just because he's not screwed by them. Just look at his purchase of Twitter. He tried to change the rules, but failed.

Now Elon... I've defined my work as you skydiving naked into a pool of sharks. Chop-chop, Elon! You demanded I work, so get on that plane!

This is a magical hypothetical

If you know that you are purposely doing this then you die

1 billion can do a lot of good for the world.

If you say no because "elon bad" you're prioritizing your life over the tens (or even hundreds) of thousands of people that you could help.

What pleases him is defined by him

You have to please him and cannot quit or get fired.
If you refuse to work you die.

You get 1 billion but he is your boss till you or him die.
You cannot kill him or hire people to in any way.
Also he can make you work to solve immortality and you have to help.

No, what pleases him is hiring me with no specifics about what "work" consists of for me.

So anything I declare as my work pleases him, else he'd have excluded that from the definition of my work.

And if he doesn't like the arrangement (after I've gotten my billion), he can fire me.

I can't quit and he can't fire me. But nothing is stated about how much I'm required to work. I'll put in the absolute bare min, because it doesn't matter.

I would troll Twitter for free, but get a billion dollars to do it? Count me in.

So I can't kill him or hire someone to kill him, but he can still die.

Figured out the loophole. Drop him off in the most crime-ridden neighborhood in America and let nature run its course.

If he wants you to do this then sure

if he did not then you are not working to please him and you die

Why is the onus on me to do the right thing and sign away my life for the right to give away this money, when it should be on this mystery figure handing out billions for the sake of contrived Faustian bargains who could instead donate it directly to charity?

All I have to do is tell him he'll piss off AOC by trolling the homeless and he'll be totally down

1 billion can do a lot of good for the world.

If you say no because "elon bad" you're prioritizing your life over the tens (or even hundreds) of thousands of people that you could help.

I won't refuse to work, I'll just set out a timeline for accomplishing my tasks and set out the rest to be handled by underlings

No, what pleases him is hiring me with no specifics about what "work" consists of for me.

So anything I declare as my work pleases him, else he'd have excluded that from the definition of my work.

And if he doesn't like the arrangement (after I've gotten my billion), he can fire me.

I just work extremely slowly, poorly and lazily then.