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FortuneCookie
11/02/22 4:34:06 PM
#1:


Happy Day of the Dead










https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhN8SdulOFc


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ViewtifulJoe
11/02/22 4:34:52 PM
#2:


So far, seemingly nothing. I've been here for a while.

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Questionmarktarius
11/02/22 4:39:10 PM
#3:


piss and shit myself
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MegaCamerupt
11/02/22 4:41:12 PM
#4:


God shows me a cringe compilation of my entire life and then kicks me back out
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toreysback
11/02/22 4:42:54 PM
#5:


to sleep perchance to dream

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FortuneCookie
11/02/22 4:44:02 PM
#6:


Nothing. I die. I decompose. That's it. 90%

Party poopers.
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cadcrafter
11/02/22 4:45:07 PM
#7:


Where is the option to be a SKELETON
0/10 poll

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Naysaspace
11/02/22 4:45:08 PM
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Time dialates exponentially, so i wind up living my last few moments for a really really long time
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FortuneCookie
11/02/22 4:46:04 PM
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cadcrafter posted...
Where is the option to be a SKELETON
0/10 poll

You're already a skeleton. Wrapped up in flesh and muscle and stuffed full of innards.
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Gremlynn
11/02/22 4:47:10 PM
#10:


fuck if i know, i ain't never died before.

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"Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized."
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AldousIsDead
11/02/22 4:47:36 PM
#11:


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In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity.
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The_Wheelman1
11/02/22 4:52:41 PM
#12:


I'll die if I'm dead

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Vampire_Chicken
11/02/22 5:45:18 PM
#13:


And what will happen? Will I dream?
I am too scared to close my eyes for a second
Please hold me
Nothing can change in me these things that I believe
But I don't know what happens now
I am too scared to close my eyes.
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Cocytus
11/02/22 5:47:02 PM
#14:


The nihilism here is very sad.
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Vampire_Chicken
11/02/22 5:54:31 PM
#16:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Sounds like you'll be working well past normal retirement age, then.
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thronedfire2
11/02/22 5:55:21 PM
#17:


Attractive member of the opposite sex

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I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
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Umbreon
11/02/22 5:56:19 PM
#18:


You are now dead.


Not big surprise.

(Reincarnation)

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12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
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FortuneCookie
11/02/22 6:07:49 PM
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Options that didn't make the cut:

  • I come back as a skeleton.
  • I become a civil servant. **moddable implications to this one**
  • I come back as an anime protagonist.
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Tyranthraxus
11/02/22 6:09:46 PM
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I go on a fantasy adventure with some OP abilities and meta knowledge about the world that lets me hax my way through any challenge.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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RISEofCHRISTIAN
11/02/22 6:12:58 PM
#22:


Has anyone here actually died before?

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Tom_Joad
11/02/22 7:00:23 PM
#23:


Maybe this is what happens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ53kstD-14

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
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Mistere_Man
11/02/22 7:06:16 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPIdRJlzERo

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Water+Fall=Radiation.
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meestermj
11/02/22 7:06:58 PM
#25:


I go to hell and get to party for eternity.

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Left-handed fire-slapsies leave me feeling confused about life. - Merydia
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ShotWaifu
11/02/22 7:09:58 PM
#26:


Where is quantum immortality
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Smackems
11/02/22 7:17:17 PM
#27:


Gremlynn posted...
fuck if i know, i ain't never died before.
That you know of

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Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Ratchetrockon
11/02/22 7:34:39 PM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
Has anyone here actually died before?

Ya every1 here before they were born was basically dead lol

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bigtiggie23
11/02/22 7:41:05 PM
#29:


I turn into pure energy and just circle the atmosphere until the end of the Earth.

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toreysback
11/02/22 8:55:21 PM
#30:


'm not scared of dying and I don't really care
If it's peace you find in dying, well, then let the time be near
If it's peace you find in dying, when dying time is here
Just bundle up my coffin 'cause it's cold way down there
I hear that's it's cold way down there, yeah, crazy cold way down there
And when I die and when I'm gone
There'll be one child born and a world to carry on, to carry on

My troubles are many, they're as deep as a well
I can swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell
Swear there ain't no heaven and pray there ain't no hell
But I'll never know by living, only my dying will tell
Only my dying will tell, yeah, only my dying will tell
And when I die and when I'm gone
There'll be one child born and a world to carry on, to carry on

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