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Flauros
10/31/22 4:20:12 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ-qYR6Sj2Y

Finally a good Halloween themed Death Battle.

My munny is on Jason

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Wedge_Antilles
10/31/22 4:34:16 PM
#2:


Expected outcome.

But it's the next battle that has got me interested. Sauron Vs. Lich King? I'm down. LK should win it.

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Zikten
10/31/22 4:38:48 PM
#3:


I knew they would make the winner who they did. But I also don't agree with it. This one made me as annoyed as when batman fought Spider-Man
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Flauros
10/31/22 4:41:00 PM
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Zikten posted...
I knew they would make the winner who they did. But I also don't agree with it. This one made me as annoyed as when batman fought Spider-Man


Why not? Some of his feats are pretty broken, and DB always seems to base them on their strongest feats.

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Zikten
10/31/22 4:45:29 PM
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Flauros posted...
Why not? Some of his feats are pretty broken, and DB always seems to base them on their strongest feats.

They always like to cherry pick feats on these videos. Michael has shown near immortality before.
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Crimsoness
10/31/22 4:46:30 PM
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Zikten posted...
They always like to cherry pick feats on these videos. Michael has shown near immortality before.
I mean so has Jason, it's practically his defining trait.

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Zikten
10/31/22 4:47:25 PM
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maybe but Michael is the better character, storywise
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Bleuets
10/31/22 4:48:14 PM
#8:


Id put my money on Jason.
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Gobstoppers12
10/31/22 4:54:03 PM
#9:


Jason easy wins, imo. He's confirmed to be blatantly supernatural, whereas Michael always seems like he dances the line between "is he supernatural or just really tough??"

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Crimsoness
10/31/22 4:56:45 PM
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I forgot there was a Friday the 13th reboot where Jason was just a guy too lol

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Tyranthraxus
10/31/22 5:00:06 PM
#12:


Wedge_Antilles posted...
Expected outcome.

But it's the next battle that has got me interested. Sauron Vs. Lich King? I'm down. LK should win it.
LK stomps effortlessly. Sauron was defeated by a human. Admittedly a very strong human, but the dude who defeated Sauron would die in like 5 seconds to the scourge plague. All of Sauron's orogs also die and are now part of the LK's army. LK has Nazgul-tier dudes for peons.

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Flauros
10/31/22 5:00:29 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
I forgot there was a Friday the 13th reboot where Jason was just a guy too lol
Parts 2, 3, 4 and 5 (if you count that "Jason") had Jason as a regular human as well. He even took some serious bumps in those movies and kept on truckin.

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AceMos
10/31/22 6:27:40 PM
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Zikten posted...
I knew they would make the winner who they did. But I also don't agree with it. This one made me as annoyed as when batman fought Spider-Man
errr spiderman would stomp batman despite what memes tell you batman is not unbeatable and no he CANT beat superman

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Tyranthraxus
10/31/22 6:30:25 PM
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AceMos posted...
errr spiderman would stomp batman despite what memes tell you batman is not unbeatable and no he CANT beat superman
Spider-Man has been beaten by Captain America who is basically equivalent to Batman.

But Batman will never win a Deathbattle against Spider-Man because for that show winners are determined entirely based on who has the bigger numbers when you calculate the newtons and velocity of their feats.

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AceMos
10/31/22 6:31:58 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Spider-Man has been beaten by Captain America who is basically equivalent to Batman.

But Batman will never win a Deathbattle against Spider-Man because for that show winners are determined entirely based on who has the bigger numbers when you calculate the newtons and velocity of their feats.
wow just wow you know nothing about spiderman at al l


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Zikten
10/31/22 6:36:07 PM
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AceMos posted...
errr spiderman would stomp batman despite what memes tell you batman is not unbeatable and no he CANT beat superman
He can and he has. He has defeated superman multiple times in the comics.
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Zikten
10/31/22 6:37:16 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Spider-Man has been beaten by Captain America who is basically equivalent to Batman.

But Batman will never win a Deathbattle against Spider-Man because for that show winners are determined entirely based on who has the bigger numbers when you calculate the newtons and velocity of their feats.
Yep. Its why this was thefirst time I watched a death battle in years. Just cause the fighters were interesting, even though I knew how it would end
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AceMos
10/31/22 6:37:42 PM
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Zikten posted...
He can and he has. He has defeated superman multiple times in the comics.
only in elseworld comics never the mainline

infact batman has flat out admitted he cant do jack shit to superman in the hush storyline


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PiOverlord
10/31/22 6:40:30 PM
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Why are we including PiS in our debates? Spider-Man and Batman have both punched way higher than they should, and have lost to way lower than they should have.

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Zikten
10/31/22 6:44:53 PM
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Hell, Batman once successfully did a one man invasion of Darkseid's planet. He was wearing a special suit called the Hellbat. He went rogue and attacked Darkseid on his own behind the Justice League's back. And it worked. He wrecked shit, and got what he was after

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Tyranthraxus
10/31/22 6:45:55 PM
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Batman has never defeated Superman even in else worlds. A lot of people like to quote the scene from TDKR as some kind of proof that "Batman with time to plan" can beat Superman but that's not really what happened. Superman was still in the middle of recovering after being hit with some kind of weird nuke that zapped all the absorbed sunlight out of his body and even this crippled shadow of Superman was stronger than Batman who was being powered by a suit that was directly hooked up to Gotham's power plant plus a cheap shot with kryptonite from Green Arrow and the only way Batman could get out of that fight was to literally fake his death mid-fight and pray he could fool Superman. Which he also didn't do but at least Superman was nice enough to realize Batman gave him an out that would satisfy his government duties while also not having to imprison an old friend

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Zikten
10/31/22 6:49:21 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Batman has never defeated Superman even in else worlds
What about The Batman Who Laughs? Does that count as Elseworlds? He is a version of Bruce Wayne who murdered his universe's Superman.
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Questionmarktarius
10/31/22 6:52:32 PM
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this seems obligatory...

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ultimate_reaver
10/31/22 6:56:31 PM
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Zikten posted...
They always like to cherry pick feats on these videos. Michael has shown near immortality before.

https://youtu.be/lFyh5QCd6kw

that is more damage than michael has ever sustained

also lol i cant believe people still watch death battle

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Tyranthraxus
10/31/22 6:56:42 PM
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Zikten posted...
What about The Batman Who Laughs? Does that count as Elseworlds? He is a version of Bruce Wayne who murdered his universe's Superman.

Batman who laughs is part of the Dark Multiverse which depends on the main multiverse to exist. It's not really elseworlds.

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Punished_Blinx
10/31/22 7:15:45 PM
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Zikten posted...
maybe but Michael is the better character, storywise

Well yeah. The weaker characters usually are lol

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AceMos
10/31/22 7:22:20 PM
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micheal dont really have a character thats the point

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ultimate_reaver
10/31/22 7:27:04 PM
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AceMos posted...
micheal dont really have a character thats the point

he kind of does in the bad late 80s- 90s sequels which people are inexplicably nostalgiac for, but even then barely

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Tom_Joad
10/31/22 7:35:33 PM
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Batman has a vial of his Bat anti-Spiderman spray in his utility belt. It's next to his Bat shark repellent.

Therefore, Batman wins.

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Punished_Blinx
10/31/22 7:37:57 PM
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AceMos posted...
micheal dont really have a character thats the point

I think being mysterious is a valid direction for a horror character to go. Usually helps make them feel a bit scarier and you can fill in those gaps yourself.

Although yeah a lot of Halloween movies tend to forget that.

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AceMos
10/31/22 7:38:29 PM
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ultimate_reaver posted...
he kind of does in the bad late 80s- 90s sequels which people are inexplicably nostalgiac for, but even then barely
speaking of IMO best way to expereince halloween

is 1 2 and H20

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Mistere_Man
10/31/22 7:51:08 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_eH-iY7dJU

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Prismsblade
10/31/22 8:33:27 PM
#34:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Batman has never defeated Superman even in else worlds.
He definitely won in the batman endgame story along with beating the rest of a jokerized league. Despite them getting the Jump on him even. And if i recall trom a interview article then, they weren't totally out of their minds and were at full strength.

Although batwank was at 110% at the time so it wasnt that outlandish to be honest.

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Tyranthraxus
10/31/22 11:45:19 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
He definitely won in the batman endgame story along with beating the rest of a jokerized league. Despite them getting the Jump on him even. And if i recall trom a interview article then, they weren't totally out of their minds and were at full strength.

Although batwank was at 110% at the time so it wasnt that outlandish to be honest.

I'm not personally a fan of pretending PIS is a real power or we end up with stupid bullshit like "Deathstroke can easily defeat The Flash"


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AceMos
10/31/22 11:47:47 PM
#36:


Tyranthraxus posted...
I'm not personally a fan of pretending PIS is a real power or we end up with stupid bullshit like "Deathstroke can easily defeat The Flash"
dont forget the utter nonsense a C list villain pulled in cry for justice

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Shabriri
10/31/22 11:50:00 PM
#37:


Michael takes it easily. I don't even need to watch

Michael Myers is the single greatest force of evil in all of fiction

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Tyranthraxus
10/31/22 11:50:41 PM
#38:


Shabriri posted...
Michael takes it easily. I don't even need to watch

Michael Myers is the single greatest force of evil in all of fiction
Neither of those things are true. Michael Myers isn't even more evil than some real life people

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Kajagogo
11/01/22 12:04:39 AM
#39:


The right man won!

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Shabriri
11/01/22 12:05:22 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Neither of those things are true. Michael Myers isn't even more evil than some real life people
They're both tru. and i said fiction!

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Beveren_Rabbit
11/01/22 12:09:46 AM
#41:


Batman is OP with time to plan. His comic book formula is either he loses a fight to a villain then comes back with a gadget/plan to defeat them or he studies them to find a weakness. What's stealth going to do to someone with spidey-sense? Spidey-Sense isn't even something Spider-Man's villains are aware of.

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GS4Life
11/01/22 1:08:15 AM
#42:


Jason is far stronger and more durable than Michael it's not even remotely close

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ArchNemo
11/01/22 1:19:32 AM
#43:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Spider-Man has been beaten by Captain America who is basically equivalent to Batman.

But Batman will never win a Deathbattle against Spider-Man because for that show winners are determined entirely based on who has the bigger numbers when you calculate the newtons and velocity of their feats.

They're really not. Batman is given ridiculous feats sometimes because he's popular, but at the end of the day he is just a really well-trained human. He's not even the best at any of the things he does, he just does them all at a high enough level that he's the best overall.

Captain America is a super soldier, he's past the point of what an absolute peak human could achieve.

I dunno the context for the battle but Spider-Man is strong enough to turn Batman into pulp with one punch and much faster. In a fight to the death he wins 9/10 times

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Beveren_Rabbit
11/01/22 1:22:49 AM
#44:


The Question is a better detective than Batman.

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AceMos
11/01/22 1:28:14 AM
#45:


Beveren_Rabbit posted...
The Question is a better detective than Batman.
only in the DCAU

aka the best version of the character (far better than the objectivist crap ditko created)

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Tyranthraxus
11/01/22 1:50:15 AM
#46:


ArchNemo posted...
but at the end of the day he is just a really well-trained human.

No he's not and people acting like he is is part of the problem.

I don't give a fuck if you trained your martial arts since before you could walk no mortal human can do something like this:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/2/AARLwzAAD1pm.jpg

There's also not much functional difference between some of his stupid gadgets and "super powers" Like his grappling hooks are fundamentally identical to Spider-Man's web swinging.

And furthermore Amanda Waller considers him a metahuman.

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AceMos
11/01/22 1:51:19 AM
#47:


best modern batman is the one in wayne family adventures

with the one in harley quinn as a close 2nd

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Beveren_Rabbit
11/01/22 2:09:42 AM
#48:


Super-Man can tank hits from Colossus .

Batman got his back broken from a guy on steroids.

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Tyranthraxus
11/01/22 2:13:57 AM
#49:


Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Super-Man can tank hits from Colossus .

Batman got his back broken from a guy on steroids.
Venom is not "steroids"

And this is the kind of shit that regularly tries to kill Batman and his entire family:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/5/AARLwzAAD1pz.jpg

Spoilers he lived anyway even after taking that hit.

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AceMos
11/01/22 2:16:08 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Spoilers he lived anyway even after taking that hit.
no shit because supergirl pulled her punch

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Tyranthraxus
11/01/22 2:23:52 AM
#51:


AceMos posted...
no shit because supergirl pulled her punch

That goes without saying as the heroes don't kill people if they can avoid it. Dude still got ktfo so hard he got launched over a high rise. If she hit Batman with that level of strength she would end up just poking a hole through his torso.

The point here is that Batman regularly deals with people who are much stronger/faster than him, supernaturally so. He loses in a fistfight to Killer Croc every time which is why he has to come up with creative solutions on how to deal with him and people like him. Not necessarily "time to plan" but just more like "I'm not gonna be able to just punch this guy what else can I do to hurt him."

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