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FigureOfSpeech
10/26/22 4:46:33 PM
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They are apparently repaving my street and there is a cop overseeing the road crew. I guess that explains all the noise I've been hearing the past few hours.

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Kombucha
10/26/22 4:47:40 PM
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Turn yourself in TC

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inloveanddeath0
10/26/22 4:48:20 PM
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Kombucha posted...
Turn yourself in TC


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Imit8m3
10/26/22 4:48:42 PM
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R.I.P. in peace

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Heartomaton
10/26/22 4:49:21 PM
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They know about what you've got in the basement.

And the attic.

And the back yard.

And the crawl space.

And the laundry room.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/26/22 4:49:44 PM
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Do not talk to the police.

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FigureOfSpeech
10/26/22 4:51:30 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
They know about what you've got in the basement.

And the attic.

And the back yard.

And the crawl space.

And the laundry room.

All of those parts of the house belong to the landlord. In all of them combined, there is only one thing that belongs to me, and that's a partially empty bottle of laundry detergent >_>

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Agent_Stroud
10/26/22 4:53:31 PM
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Dammit, TC! I told you to stop trying to find an easy way to feed your Fortnite cosmetics addiction.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEQy0n__Aq0

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thronedfire2
10/26/22 5:04:53 PM
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he can smell your weed

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Heartomaton
10/26/22 6:50:04 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
All of those parts of the house belong to the landlord. In all of them combined, there is only one thing that belongs to me, and that's a partially empty bottle of laundry detergent >_>

Lying won't save you.

They know.

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MarcoRubio
10/26/22 6:50:47 PM
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Imit8m3 posted...
R.I.P. in peace


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FigureOfSpeech
10/26/22 6:56:04 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
he can smell your weed

was not smoking, plus it's legal where I live

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Lil_Bit83
10/27/22 6:13:52 PM
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They know what you did last autumn.

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MrMallard
10/27/22 6:15:36 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
What is that, some kind of bong?! Police, police! This user is promoting the use of drug paraphernalia!

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FigureOfSpeech
10/27/22 6:17:16 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
They know what you did last autumn.

They should refresh my memory lol because I don't recall doing anything particularly noteworthy in any context >_>

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