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FF_Redux
10/25/22 3:13:54 PM
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/10/25/worlds-dirtiest-man-dies-shortly-taking-first-bath-50-years/

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Damn_Underscore
10/25/22 3:15:39 PM
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Iranian Amou Haji had for decades avoided eating fresh food and showering over fears of getting sick

Not long after, he fell ill and finally, on Sunday he gave up his life, it reported.

hmm

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FatAnimeBooty
10/25/22 3:17:39 PM
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Wow
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Kombucha
10/25/22 3:18:08 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/5/AABOVBAAD0Nx.jpg

What a boss, rip

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modena
10/25/22 3:18:41 PM
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Just read this. Sad, imagine the shock of bathing for the first time in 60yrs.

I believe back in the 1800s the current oldest liveing man in the US was invited to the White House. The food they served sent his body into shock and he died. He only ate off of his farm his entire life.

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electricbugs2
10/25/22 3:19:03 PM
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Dude lived till 94 doing this. What an absolute legend.

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Zikten
10/25/22 3:20:10 PM
#7:


Damn

RIP to both the bath guy and that 1800s farm man
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Smashingpmkns
10/25/22 3:20:39 PM
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So he showered a few months ago, died a few days ago, and was also 94... don't think the shower is what killed him.

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Shotgunnova
10/25/22 3:27:44 PM
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He never slept, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death.

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Unsuprised_Pika
10/25/22 3:29:36 PM
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Man Pigpen did not age well.

Kombucha posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/5/AABOVBAAD0Nx.jpg

What a boss, rip

Is that FOUR cigarettes at once?

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TomClark
10/25/22 3:30:40 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Is that FOUR cigarettes at once?

RIP to an absolute champion.

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Strider102
10/25/22 3:32:36 PM
#12:


I found a new life goal

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The_Korey
10/25/22 3:39:27 PM
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"Get a bath", they said. "It's not going to kill you", they said. Melee fans rise up!

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FF_Redux
10/25/22 3:41:41 PM
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He even smoked animal dung from a pipe

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Kurt_Russel
10/25/22 3:41:53 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Man Pigpen did not age well.

Is that FOUR cigarettes at once?
This dude also smoked animal dung. Rip
edit: ninjad

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DipDipDiver
10/25/22 3:43:31 PM
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For decades he had avoided eating fresh food and showering over fears of getting sick, the agency quoted a local official as saying.

He became an object of curiosity in recent years, with people posting video of his strange behaviour, which included smoking up to five cigarettes at once, or smoking dung from a metal plumbing joint.
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Irony
10/25/22 3:44:44 PM
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I bet going that long without bathing and then taking a shower that shower probably felt amazing

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gunplagirl
10/25/22 3:46:39 PM
#18:


FF_Redux posted...
He even smoked animal dung from a pipe
How was he not dead sooner, like I get statistical improbabilities but this is just

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Strider102
10/25/22 3:47:22 PM
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The secret to a long healthy life is not bathing, smoking animal shit and 4-5 cigarettes at once.

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silverpine
10/25/22 3:48:45 PM
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his fingers look crazy, kinda cool
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wackyteen
10/25/22 3:49:32 PM
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The shower knocked the dirt that was holding him together off.

It's like taking an old rusty car to a modern car wash, it's gonna beat the hell out of it and you're gonna lose pieces and get wet

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jayj350
10/25/22 3:52:48 PM
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wackyteen posted...
The shower knocked the dirt that was holding him together off.

It's like taking an old rusty car to a modern car wash, it's gonna beat the hell out of it and you're gonna lose pieces and get wet

Good analogy. It's like taking some old rusted out car to a pressure washer.

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Shotgunnova
10/25/22 3:53:07 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
How was he not dead sooner, like I get statistical improbabilities but this is just
It was some good shit.

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Naysaspace
10/25/22 3:53:35 PM
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>'World's dirtiest man' dies at 94 shortly after taking a bath

>He had a strange habit of smoking up to five cigarettes at once, or smoking dung from a metal plumbing joint

Smoking doesn't kill, the shitty lifestyle that a lot of smokers have does! This guy looks like he had to walk 4 miles for drinking water every day.

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Trumpo
10/25/22 3:53:56 PM
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But did he even wipe after taking a shit?

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NeonOctopuses
10/25/22 3:55:10 PM
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How many Melee tournaments has he won?

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InTheEyesOfFire
10/25/22 3:56:46 PM
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He looks like an npc out of a from game.

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Collat
10/25/22 4:07:21 PM
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Nobody show competitive Smash players this.

For decades he had avoided eating fresh food and showering over fears of getting sick
Smokes literal shit.

Thinks fresh food will make him sick.

How'd this dude live to 94?
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NeonOctopuses
10/25/22 4:12:29 PM
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Collat posted...
Smokes literal shit.

Thinks fresh food will make him sick.

How'd this dude live to 94?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/7/AAfWzKAAD0Ob.jpg

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DipDipDiver
10/25/22 4:18:43 PM
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Collat posted...
Nobody show competitive Smash players this.

Smokes literal shit.

Thinks fresh food will make him sick.

How'd this dude live to 94?
Also slept in a hole until people felt bad and built him a shack
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gunplagirl
10/25/22 5:42:30 PM
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NeonOctopuses posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/7/AAfWzKAAD0Ob.jpg
Lmfao yes

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Forest_Temple
10/25/22 6:14:19 PM
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modena posted...
Just read this. Sad, imagine the shock of bathing for the first time in 60yrs.

I believe back in the 1800s the current oldest liveing man in the US was invited to the White House. The food they served sent his body into shock and he died. He only ate off of his farm his entire life.
That reminds me of the episode of Simpsons where the oldest guy in Springfield won an award then died. So they just took it out of his dead hands and gave it to Mr. Burns. I wonder if thats where the writers got the idea.
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modena
10/25/22 6:15:31 PM
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Forest_Temple posted...
That reminds me of the episode of Simpsons where the oldest guy in Springfield won an award then died. So they just took it out of his dead hands and gave it to Mr. Burns. I wonder if thats where the writers got the idea.
Oh wow, I remember that episode lol.

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Geoduck
10/25/22 6:15:47 PM
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Anyone remember the episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog with the dude who was basically this guy?

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thronedfire2
10/25/22 6:16:30 PM
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Trumpo posted...
But did he even wipe after taking a shit?
after 50 years of not bathing I dont think it would even matter.

the old crusty stuff will just dry up and fall off eventually

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/25/22 6:38:18 PM
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Who the hell chooses to live such a miserable way ?!

Bathing and being clean feel good.

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ANort175
10/25/22 6:43:38 PM
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At what point does the dirt end and his body begin?

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NeonOctopuses
10/25/22 6:44:42 PM
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ANort175 posted...
At what point does the dirt end and his body begin?
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Vicious_Dios
10/25/22 6:50:13 PM
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Bro, look at those fingers...

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Collat
10/25/22 6:53:07 PM
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ANort175 posted...
At what point does the dirt end and his body begin?
The person underneath actually died decades ago.
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YugiNoob
10/25/22 6:55:25 PM
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NeonOctopuses posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/7/AAfWzKAAD0Ob.jpg
So what youre saying is he was invincible.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/25/22 6:56:33 PM
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Hell and I get pissed because there is some dirt under my nails.

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NeonOctopuses
10/25/22 6:57:14 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
So what youre saying is he was invincible.
Oh no no! In fact, even a slight breeze could kill-

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/25/22 6:58:32 PM
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Collat posted...
The person underneath actually died decades ago.

Hell until my Dad actually died a few years ago, for like 20 years my Dad use to say that he was already dead, but just haven't fallen over yet.

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VampireCoyote
10/25/22 7:01:47 PM
#46:


they Should have listened to him he knew what he was doing

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Tyranthraxus
10/25/22 7:10:42 PM
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Kombucha posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/5/AABOVBAAD0Nx.jpg

What a boss, rip

You might think the tobacco killed him, but he's actually smoking literal cow shit, not tobacco.

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DrizztLink
10/25/22 7:11:19 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
You might think the tobacco killed him, but he's actually smoking literal cow shit, not tobacco.
No, those are tobacco.

He smoked the cow shit out of a pipe.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/25/22 7:14:37 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
No, those are tobacco.

What brand?

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EyeWontBeFooled
10/25/22 7:16:37 PM
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Gray Hulk over here finally got too much gamma radiation.

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