Current Events > The recession in 2023 will create some interesting investment opportunities.

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I'm currently completing a Ph.D. in Financial Engineering and Statistical Modeling at Yale. It involves doing in-depth historical financial research. This is where my true edge in choosing the right stocks and cryptocurrencies comes in. With over 95% accuracy, I'm predicting that the following tokens will be the big winners in the next bull run (3x-10x). Those tokens are:

BTC
ETH
LINK
MATIC
ATOM
DOT
NEAR

Wildcards:
SOL
ROSE
CRO
ADA
ALGO

Please God give me an explanation for this, I cannot understand what is going on anymore.

I've been overthinking this so much, yesterday I went out to investigate reports of human trafficking tunnels on the outskirts of my city, I trudged through a bunch of tall grass in the middle of the night, a bunch of dead dry dirt with heavy machinery tracks embedded into it, and eventually came up to a field of dead yellow bushes, tall as a Dutch man, I trudged through the grass, coming across deer on the way, about 8-10 of them, scattered all across the land, I came up to a hill, I climbed the hill, it was a large dirt hill and I looked all around me with my bright ass torch to see if I could spot anything out of the ordinary...

All around me while I was atop that hill, I could hear coyotes, or wolves, or something, they multiple packs of them, wailing, howling, screaming and yelping obnoxiously, in unison they cried out but I could not see a single one.

I shone my light at full power all over the place, I had the high ground, I could see all of the geometry for roughly 750 metres, and yet, not one howler, not one, I looked and looked as the howling persisted, but still I could not spot anyone, I saw plenty of deer but deer can't howl.

What kind of animal howls loudly, while simultaneously remaining entirely unseen, how does that happen?

I make websites for shady for-profit schools, which always takes off when the economy tanks.

Im curious whotype of test you take for a phd?It must be very hard

Another_Voice posted...

With over 95% accuracy

How did you come up with that.

Nice try, Matt Damon.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/9/AAdlC_AADy7L.jpg

The person who deleted his post is a hack and a fraud. I saw the things he said about me, and they aren't true. He's just scared to stand by his claims.

I don't believe in crypto. I might end up being wrong on that, but I think it is not going anywhere, and it will continue to fade off.

I sold a bunch of my growth stocks and did well early last year before Dow peaked, I figured we'd be in for a recession due to bad government policy. I seem to have been right.

I'm holding and dollar cost averaging my dividend portfolio right now where I can. I'm avoiding growth stocks unless I am super confident until the market settles, which I think will be a while.

I think the economy is in for a real bloodbath mid-late next year once the continued higher interest rates really start hitting home. For too long the US markets were propped up by the money printer at the Fed, and I have no faith in the Biden Administration to actually engage in smart fiscal policy.

FortuneCookie posted...

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Guys, tag your trolls/shitposters. Last week he made a thread about the benefits of using meth. The week before he made a thread about why the earth is flat.

Honestly I was just talking about how I'm waiting to buy a new Tundra when/if the dealerships start being "back to average" again next year.

Not holding my breath, but I'm still planning on a down payment just incase.

Flockaveli posted...

tag your trolls/shitposters

hello there!

Flockaveli posted...

Guys, tag your trolls/shitposters. Last week he made a thread about the benefits of using meth. The week before he made a thread about why the earth is flat.

I love how anything you disagree with is automatically "trolling" or "shitposting". I think if you challenged your own belief system a little bit, you might be a more well-rounded and intelligent person.

The recession in 2023 will create some interesting investment opportunities.

I'm sure it will for the people who deliberately caused it, both financially and politically.

Another_Voice posted...

I love how anything you disagree with is automatically "trolling" or "shitposting". I think if you challenged your own belief system a little bit, you might be a more well-rounded and intelligent person.

So you actually use meth? That doesn't help the point you're trying to make. Unless, again, you're trolling and or a shitposter.

Another_Voice posted...

I love how anything you disagree with is automatically "trolling" or "shitposting".

I'll shitpost about stuff I agree with.
Flock is right.

Flockaveli posted...

So you actually use meth? That doesn't help the point you're trying to make. Unless, again, you're trolling and or a shitposter.

I never made any kind of pro-drug argument on this board. And even if I did, you could tell me why I'm wrong instead of using personal attacks. As a general rule, if you're ever in a debate and you can't argue in favor of your opponent's position for at least 5 minutes straight without stopping, you shouldn't be arguing about that particular topic to begin with.

TC has an absolutely garbage gimmick

So many arrogants here love talking fundamental analysis when they can't even tell me if lil Yachty got another Ferrari much less how stuffed the Oreos are now. clowns, all of them.

Shut the fuck up and do your trades. If you really need a valuation multiple you can't even derive to tell you whether you should buy a stock or not, you deserve CHGG.

Newsflash, the stock market never made sense nor will it. Best you can do is trade gourd futures you know about and feel with your hands that it hasn't been spotted by any number of fungal pathogens in the complex ecology of modern supply chains. Or alternatively manipulate markets like the rich investors who funnel you into silver every fucking time like clockwork. Warren Buffet's dad was Paul Revere, if you think that shit didn't help The Wizard of Omaha then not only are you wrong but also delusional.

Now stfu about EBITDA and long term debt-to-equity ratios. If you actually knew what the fuck was going to happen you'd be chilling in r/lounge with a fat chick, not on here posting "I know all all this investment futures with a 95% accuracy during a recession that may or not even happen.

Hope you don't lose everything you own, that sure would suck.