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Heartomaton 10/17/22 1:10:31 PM #1: |
Say like a 0.0000000001% chance. You'll occasionally see individuals just get launched straight up into the sky, with enough force to put them through whatever might be in the way. You might be that individual. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 10/17/22 1:50:54 PM #2: |
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Ratchetrockon 10/17/22 1:54:35 PM #3: |
Ahh id be fine. Such a low chance I never get that lucky --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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opopopza 10/17/22 1:55:27 PM #4: |
It would be wild rocking your baby to sleep and then they suddenly take off into orbit, ripping a hole through you like a Ridley Scott Alien. --- Can you say David Hasselhoff? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BearlyWilling 10/17/22 1:57:41 PM #5: |
Imagine those odds biting you in the ass if you come down with a case of explosive diarrhea. Dozens of farts in quick, liquidy succession. --- Hmm... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lucariopikmin 10/17/22 1:59:15 PM #6: |
What if it happens while you're already in space? --- 3DS FC: 2380-2873-6073 Sun IGN: Evelyn Sword IGN: Fiora ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 10/17/22 2:13:27 PM #7: |
opopopza posted... It would be wild rocking your baby to sleep and then they suddenly take off into orbit, ripping a hole through you like a Ridley Scott Alien. Do babies ever fart in the womb? This could get messy. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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texanfan27 10/17/22 2:16:50 PM #8: |
I would go out in style. At some point Ill draw the unlucky one and gas the neighborhood. --- The romance of guns had somehow escaped me. In his eyes, a gun was a tool, not some half-assed deity. Guys who named their guns worried him and me. - Longmire ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 10/17/22 2:18:21 PM #9: |
tried counting the zeros. Not sure I did it right. 1/10 Billion? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ANort175 10/17/22 2:19:27 PM #10: |
lucariopikmin posted... What if it happens while you're already in space? You ascend to godhood. --- Are we the baddies? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 10/17/22 2:20:44 PM #11: |
lucariopikmin posted... What if it happens while you're already in space? Then you go to deep space. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 10/17/22 7:51:59 PM #12: |
Heartomaton posted... @TrumbleIn space, no one can hear you... Which would basically mean you've shut the fuck up. You should fart. ;) --- All your Trumble are belong to us. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 10/17/22 8:18:36 PM #13: |
Trumble posted... In space, no one can hear you... Which would basically mean you've shut the fuck up. You should fart. ;) You should fart. Do it. Now. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bishop_Hastur 10/17/22 8:25:24 PM #14: |
The real question is what happens if I launch a fart that should send me into space, but I'm lying on my belly? --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 10/17/22 9:09:47 PM #15: |
Bishop_Hastur posted... The real question is what happens if I launch a fart that should send me into space, but I'm lying on my belly? It will push you across the floor and through everything in the way until you leave earth's atmosphere at different angle than usual, making your specific fart that much more rare. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oubliettes 10/17/22 9:11:08 PM #16: |
statistically speaking id be halfway to andromeda by now --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VampireCoyote 10/17/22 9:11:33 PM #17: |
I would only fart underneath soft stuff --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 10/17/22 9:11:38 PM #18: |
Heartomaton posted... It will push you across the floor and through everything in the way until you leave earth's atmosphere at different angle than usual, making your specific fart that much more rare.Wouldn't only people on their backs go straight up? Walkers would go off at an angle and by the rules provided a face-down person should blast through the entire planet like Superman. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 10/17/22 9:15:31 PM #19: |
DrizztLink posted... Wouldn't only people on their backs go straight up? Look up at diagram of the position of a human anus. It's angled more down towards earth, so a standing human would still go more up than out, and a person lying down would be more out. I could post diagrams myself but, y'know... anus. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 10/17/22 9:17:38 PM #20: |
Heartomaton posted... with enough force to put them through whatever might be in the way.Ain't no skittering off the surface like a coward. Planetbusting farts --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 10/17/22 9:18:49 PM #21: |
Imagine the sound. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 10/17/22 9:53:49 PM #22: |
Heartomaton posted... Look up at diagram of the position of a human anus. It's angled more down towards earth, so a standing human would still go more up than out, and a person lying down would be more out.What if you wrote a caption saying it's not an anus, but a made-up body part that simply resembles an anus? --- All your Trumble are belong to us. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 10/17/22 10:47:25 PM #23: |
Trumble posted... What if you wrote a caption saying it's not an anus, but a made-up body part that simply resembles an anus? Your face can't read. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 10/17/22 11:37:18 PM #24: |
Heartomaton posted... Your face can't read.Your uncle can't read. --- All your Trumble are belong to us. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 10/18/22 2:39:20 AM #25: |
Trumble posted... Your uncle can't read. Your anus can't read. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 10/18/22 12:00:05 PM #26: |
So wed probably have like what, 8 people a day worldwide getting launched into space? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oubliettes 10/18/22 12:11:16 PM #27: |
Heartomaton posted... Your anus can't read. damn prolly the best burn ive seen on the boards in 20 years --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton ... Copied to Clipboard!
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