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Oubliettes 10/16/22 4:24:01 PM #1:	how many knives 1 2 3 spoon bc i am an animal or some other cheeky response bc i eat glue how many knives - Results (177 votes) 1 67.23% (119 votes) 119 2 18.08% (32 votes) 32 3 3.95% (7 votes) 7 spoon bc i am an animal or some other cheeky response bc i eat glue 10.73% (19 votes) 19 choose wisely --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968758628] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote> how many knives 1 2 3 spoon bc i am an animal or some other cheeky response bc i eat glue Vote View Results how many knives - Results (177 votes) 1 67.23% (119 votes) 119 2 18.08% (32 votes) 32 3 3.95% (7 votes) 7 spoon bc i am an animal or some other cheeky response bc i eat glue 10.73% (19 votes) 19 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80200324', message: '0', key: 'a05f15ff' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } choose wisely </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oubliettes 10/16/22 4:29:20 PM #3:	question to all the 1 voters are you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB? --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968758783] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>question to all the 1 votersare you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sariana21 10/16/22 4:31:16 PM #5:	Spoons because the correct answer is zero. No knives are NEEDED to make a PB&J sandwich. Buncha spoiled people. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:968758837] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Spoons because the correct answer is zero. No knives are NEEDED to make a PB&J sandwich. Buncha spoiled people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 10/16/22 4:31:20 PM #6:	1 because peanutbutter is vile so you only smear on jelly. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:968758841] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>1 because peanutbutter is vile so you only smear on jelly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 10/16/22 4:31:21 PM #7:	Oubliettes posted... question to all the 1 voters are you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB? Spread the jelly first and scrape off the excess back into the jar. No contamination at all. Or if there is contamination it's completely imperceptible so it hardly matters. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:968758843] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted... </cite><quote>question to all the 1 votersare you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB?</quote>Spread the jelly first and scrape off the excess back into the jar. No contamination at all. Or if there is contamination it's completely imperceptible so it hardly matters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Geoduck 10/16/22 4:32:02 PM #8:	Oubliettes posted... question to all the 1 voters are you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB? Its called a sink & a napkin --- nothing happens anymore <cite>Geoduck posted [p:968758862] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted...</cite><quote>question to all the 1 votersare you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB?</quote>Its called a sink & a napkin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oubliettes 10/16/22 4:32:15 PM #9:	Sariana21 posted... Spoons because the correct answer is zero. No knives are NEEDED to make a PB&J sandwich. Buncha spoiled people. no you need one it is illegal not to --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968758867] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted... </cite><quote>Spoons because the correct answer is zero. No knives are NEEDED to make a PB&J sandwich. Buncha spoiled people.</quote>no you need one it is illegal not to</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 10/16/22 4:32:18 PM #10:	Two spatulas to put it into an icing bag. Im almost out of glue actually --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:968758870] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Two spatulas to put it into an icing bag.Im almost out of glue actually</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oubliettes 10/16/22 4:32:59 PM #11:	Geoduck posted... Its called a sink & a napkin waste of paper and effort just get two knives then --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968758887] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Geoduck posted... </cite><quote>Its called a sink & a napkin</quote>waste of paper and effort just get two knives then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 10/16/22 4:33:04 PM #12:	1 knife, I use squeeze jelly --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:968758890] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>1 knife, I use squeeze jelly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/16/22 4:33:11 PM #13:	One spoon and after you put the jelly on first and then you lick the spoon and then you put the peanut butter on --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:968758899] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>One spoon and after you put the jelly on first and then you lick the spoon and then you put the peanut butter on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 10/16/22 4:33:18 PM #14:	Oubliettes posted... question to all the 1 voters are you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB? I always do the preserves (no jelly, gross) and then wipe the knife on the clean piece of bread. Then I do the PB. That way the preserves arent contaminated in case someone with an allergy uses the jar later. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:968758901] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted... </cite><quote>question to all the 1 votersare you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB?</quote>I always do the preserves (no jelly, gross) and then wipe the knife on the clean piece of bread. Then I do the PB. That way the preserves arent contaminated in case someone with an allergy uses the jar later. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oubliettes 10/16/22 4:33:56 PM #16:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... 1 knife, I use squeeze jelly this man living in 3022 --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968758920] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>KiwiTerraRizing posted... </cite><quote>1 knife, I use squeeze jelly</quote>this man living in 3022</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 10/16/22 4:34:09 PM #17:	The people using more than 1 knife for a simple pb&j are the people that aren't washing their own dishes. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:968758928] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>The people using more than 1 knife for a simple pb&j are the people that aren't washing their own dishes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Geoduck 10/16/22 4:34:59 PM #18:	Oubliettes posted... waste of paper and effort just get two knives then Washcloth then, and if youre making it in the kitchen youre near the sink anyway and it takes like five seconds if you do jelly first --- nothing happens anymore <cite>Geoduck posted [p:968758953] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted...</cite><quote>waste of paper and effort just get two knives then</quote>Washcloth then, and if youre making it in the kitchen youre near the sink anyway and it takes like five seconds if you do jelly first</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oubliettes 10/16/22 4:36:09 PM #19:	Geoduck posted... Washcloth then, and if youre making it in the kitchen youre near the sink anyway and it takes like five seconds if you do jelly first now you wanna soil linens over a sandwich? --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968758992] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Geoduck posted... </cite><quote>Washcloth then, and if youre making it in the kitchen youre near the sink anyway and it takes like five seconds if you do jelly first</quote>now you wanna soil linens over a sandwich?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Geoduck 10/16/22 4:37:06 PM #20:	Oubliettes posted... now you wanna soil linens over a sandwich? If you do jelly first the sink should clean pretty much all of it anyway, youre just getting the knife dry --- nothing happens anymore <cite>Geoduck posted [p:968759024] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted...</cite><quote>now you wanna soil linens over a sandwich?</quote>If you do jelly first the sink should clean pretty much all of it anyway, youre just getting the knife dry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 10/16/22 4:37:09 PM #21:	5. Bread knife. Peanut butter knife. Jelly knife. Knife to cut the crust off. Poop knife for after. --- https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCVle285bEgZ_D9otGewQwmw ^ My YouTube. Current LP Core Keeper, Shovel Knight Dig, and Tunic. <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:968759028] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>5.Bread knife.Peanut butter knife.Jelly knife.Knife to cut the crust off.Poop knife for after.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Will_VIIII 10/16/22 4:38:43 PM #23:	What would a 3rd one be used for? --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:968759077] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>What would a 3rd one be used for?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 10/16/22 4:41:08 PM #24:	1 for the jelly and fork for the peanut butter <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:968759144] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>1 for the jelly and fork for the peanut butter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 10/16/22 4:44:17 PM #25:	1 knife and 1 spoon. Jelly is a pain to get out with a knife, spoons work much better. You use the knife to get peanut butter and spread it on both slices. Then you use the spoon to put some jelly on one slice and then use the knife to spread it. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:968759211] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>1 knife and 1 spoon. Jelly is a pain to get out with a knife, spoons work much better. You use the knife to get peanut butter and spread it on both slices. Then you use the spoon to put some jelly on one slice and then use the knife to spread it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 10/16/22 4:45:46 PM #26:	Oubliettes posted... question to all the 1 voters are you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB? by using a spoon in addition to a knife --- http://error1355.com/ce/averagejoel.html <cite>averagejoel posted [p:968759249] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted... </cite><quote>question to all the 1 votersare you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB?</quote>by using a spoon in addition to a knife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oubliettes 10/16/22 5:01:06 PM #27:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] why would you leave food covered anything in the sink do you do that? --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968759623] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> why would you leave food covered anything in the sink do you do that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oubliettes 10/16/22 5:01:40 PM #28:	Will_VIIII posted... What would a 3rd one be used for? poop knife duh as per based #21 --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968759629] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Will_VIIII posted... </cite><quote>What would a 3rd one be used for?</quote>poop knife duh as per based #21</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 10/16/22 5:05:55 PM #29:	Oubliettes posted... question to all the 1 voters are you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB? Squeezable jelly --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:968759731] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted... </cite><quote>question to all the 1 votersare you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB?</quote>Squeezable jelly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 10/16/22 5:06:57 PM #30:	I just use one. Spread PB first on one slice, then wipe it clean on the other slice, then spread jam on the other slice and throw the knife in the sink/dishwasher. I pretty much only use the jam for PB&J but I use the peanut butter for other stuff so I prefer to keep that one free of contamination. --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:968759756] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>I just use one. Spread PB first on one slice, then wipe it clean on the other slice, then spread jam on the other slice and throw the knife in the sink/dishwasher.I pretty much only use the jam for PB&J but I use the peanut butter for other stuff so I prefer to keep that one free of contamination.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oubliettes 10/16/22 5:08:15 PM #31:	any body ever try that smuckers shit thats PB and jelly in one jar? --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968759781] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>any body ever try that smuckers shit thats PB and jelly in one jar?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 10/16/22 5:34:57 PM #32:	Oubliettes posted... any body ever try that smuckers shit thats PB and jelly in one jar? That shit blew my mind as a kid. "Peanut butter and Jelly? In the same jar? That's unnatural!" --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:968760463] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted... </cite><quote>any body ever try that smuckers shit thats PB and jelly in one jar?</quote>That shit blew my mind as a kid."Peanut butter and Jelly? In the same jar? That's unnatural!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 10/16/22 5:41:04 PM #33:	1 I dont use jelly --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:968760618] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>1 I dont use jelly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 10/16/22 5:47:14 PM #34:	Oubliettes posted... waste of paper and effort just get two knives then More work now, vs more work later. I spread the jelly, rinse the jelly off the knife and dry it with a paper towel. Then I use that knife to spread the peanut butter. Easy. Using 2 knives just means that you now have an extra knife to wash later. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:968760756] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted... </cite><quote>waste of paper and effort just get two knives then</quote>More work now, vs more work later. I spread the jelly, rinse the jelly off the knife and dry it with a paper towel. Then I use that knife to spread the peanut butter. Easy.Using 2 knives just means that you now have an extra knife to wash later. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 10/16/22 5:48:19 PM #35:	1, jelly first then rub the knife on the clean slice of bread --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:968760782] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>1, jelly first then rub the knife on the clean slice of bread</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerraSeeker 10/16/22 5:48:47 PM #36:	Oubliettes posted... question to all the 1 voters are you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB? Obliously, you use a spoon for the jelly. --- Your words are as empty as your soul <cite>TerraSeeker posted [p:968760786] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Oubliettes posted... </cite><quote>question to all the 1 votersare you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB?</quote>Obliously, you use a spoon for the jelly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 10/16/22 5:55:58 PM #37:	None, if you use a gun instead. --- All your Trumble are belong to us. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:968760953] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>None, if you use a gun instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jshipp24 10/16/22 6:26:46 PM #38:	Who tf uses a knife to put jelly on bread? What kinda dry jelly are y'all using for that to be viable. One knife for the PB and a spoon to scoop and spread the jelly. Using only one utensil if you don't live by yourself is just wrong. --- This is a signature to draw attention away from the fact that I don't have a signature. <cite>Jshipp24 posted [p:968761653] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>Who tf uses a knife to put jelly on bread? What kinda dry jelly are y'all using for that to be viable. One knife for the PB and a spoon to scoop and spread the jelly. Using only one utensil if you don't live by yourself is just wrong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BigHentaiBoobie 10/16/22 6:36:49 PM #39:	1 Get the jelly with a spoon and the peanut butter with a knife --- Thank you for your time <cite>BigHentaiBoobie posted [p:968761866] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>1Get the jelly with a spoon and the peanut butter with a knife </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nunyobidness 10/16/22 6:42:40 PM #40:	1 knife for the peanut butter, 1 spoon for jelly. Use same knife to spread the jelly. <cite>Nunyobidness posted [p:968762016] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>1 knife for the peanut butter, 1 spoon for jelly. Use same knife to spread the jelly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 10/16/22 6:42:51 PM #41:	1 - Peanut butter first, wipe the knife on the edge of the jar, then the other bread. Jelly comes next - if there is any residual PB, it will go into the jelly jar. But because jelly goes into the refrigerator, it won't make it go bad any sooner. --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:968762026] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>1 - Peanut butter first, wipe the knife on the edge of the jar, then the other bread. Jelly comes next - if there is any residual PB, it will go into the jelly jar. But because jelly goes into the refrigerator, it won't make it go bad any sooner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerOats 10/16/22 6:46:37 PM #42:	grab knife Get jelly Spread jelly Lick knife Get Pbutter Spread Pbutter Lick knife Form pb&j Eat Clean up Lick knife <cite>PowerOats posted [p:968762132] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>grab knifeGet jellySpread jellyLick knifeGet PbutterSpread PbutterLick knifeForm pb&jEatClean upLick knife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 10/16/22 6:51:04 PM #43:	1 knife for peanut butter and you can either squeeze (if you have a squeeze bottle) or just pour (if you have a glass jar) out the jelly --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:968762237] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>1 knife for peanut butter and you can either squeeze (if you have a squeeze bottle) or just pour (if you have a glass jar) out the jelly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oubliettes 10/16/22 6:51:19 PM #44:	PowerOats posted... grab knife Get jelly Spread jelly Lick knife Get Pbutter Spread Pbutter Lick knife Form pb&j Eat Clean up Lick knife how chads make pbj --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968762244] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>PowerOats posted... </cite><quote>grab knifeGet jellySpread jellyLick knifeGet PbutterSpread PbutterLick knifeForm pb&jEatClean upLick knife</quote>how chads make pbj</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frozenstar 10/16/22 6:53:10 PM #46:	Two Butter knife to spread the peanut butter and jelly, and a regular small knife to cut the sandwich in half. --- Just a dead, cold, round ball in the middle of nowhere. <cite>frozenstar posted [p:968762284] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>TwoButter knife to spread the peanut butter and jelly, and a regular small knife to cut the sandwich in half.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oubliettes 10/16/22 6:54:14 PM #47:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] dear lord how much jelly are you eating? at that point why dont you just shake the whole jelly jar into a bowl and dip a peanut butter sandwich in it --- http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png <cite>Oubliettes posted [p:968762301] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> dear lord how much jelly are you eating? at that point why dont you just shake the whole jelly jar into a bowl and dip a peanut butter sandwich in it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PowerOats 10/16/22 6:59:46 PM #49:	New Idea Pour Pbutter and Jelly in mouth Clamp face with bread Chew Survive <cite>PowerOats posted [p:968762438] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>New IdeaPour Pbutter and Jelly in mouthClamp face with breadChewSurvive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aridi 10/16/22 7:00:11 PM #50:	It's paste, not glue. Nobody eats glue. --- When do you stop growing up and start dying? <cite>Aridi posted [p:968762447] in how many k... [t:80200324]...</cite> <quote>It's paste, not glue. Nobody eats glue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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